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    Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,250
    edited June 2016
    You have hot flashes in the car on the way to an interview. Yay!
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
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    markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,106
    InHiding80 said:

    Degeneratefk said:

    And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.

    3 more years for me and I'm not going because most of them were douchebags and frenemies to me. Fuck them all. It would be like Tina Turner going back to Ike.
    5 more for me, but I feel exactly the same way about my former classmates, save for the select few that I still keep in contact with.
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    markymark550 said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Degeneratefk said:

    And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.

    3 more years for me and I'm not going because most of them were douchebags and frenemies to me. Fuck them all. It would be like Tina Turner going back to Ike.
    5 more for me, but I feel exactly the same way about my former classmates, save for the select few that I still keep in contact with.
    You guys are ALL just kids! my 20 year has come and gone...years ago...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,106
    RKCNDY said:

    markymark550 said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Degeneratefk said:

    And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.

    3 more years for me and I'm not going because most of them were douchebags and frenemies to me. Fuck them all. It would be like Tina Turner going back to Ike.
    5 more for me, but I feel exactly the same way about my former classmates, save for the select few that I still keep in contact with.
    You guys are ALL just kids! my 20 year has come and gone...years ago...
    Does it help my case that I already need Just For Men AND Rogaine? :lol:
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    Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    You are old when Rob starts making sense.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
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    Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,250
    Only one hot flash during the interview. That was rough.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
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    Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    RKCNDY said:

    markymark550 said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Degeneratefk said:

    And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.

    3 more years for me and I'm not going because most of them were douchebags and frenemies to me. Fuck them all. It would be like Tina Turner going back to Ike.
    5 more for me, but I feel exactly the same way about my former classmates, save for the select few that I still keep in contact with.
    You guys are ALL just kids! my 20 year has come and gone...years ago...
    Myself and another (old) member of this board have been to our 40th reunions. :lol:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
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    Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Who Princess said:

    RKCNDY said:

    markymark550 said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Degeneratefk said:

    And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.

    3 more years for me and I'm not going because most of them were douchebags and frenemies to me. Fuck them all. It would be like Tina Turner going back to Ike.
    5 more for me, but I feel exactly the same way about my former classmates, save for the select few that I still keep in contact with.
    You guys are ALL just kids! my 20 year has come and gone...years ago...
    Myself and another (old) member of this board have been to our 40th reunions. :lol:
    It's ok to say Rob. Everyone knows he is old.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
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    Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Amongst the Ani said:

    It's ok to say Rob. Everyone knows he is old.

    I knew everybody would figure it out anyway. :giggle:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
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    Ray J. T.Ray J. T. Posts: 3,861
    You have grown a fond relationship with Icy Hot.
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    Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,277
    I'm up at the crack of dawn. Every freakin day. And I'm hungry at like 5. Early bird specials rock!
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    PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    You are not sure if others will agree when you state a reason why you know you are old.
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    You are not sure if others will agree when you state a reason why you know you are old.

    Or you just don't give a shit whether they do or not.
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,746
    The Home Depot is your favorite store.
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I love Home Depot.. And I hate kids on my lawn
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,474
    you remember the original match game.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I was alive during the Carter administration
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Wobbie said:

    you remember the original match game.

    Or watching the Mike Douglas show =)
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    jeez you poor old people why don't you all just start beginning your sentences with "back in my day..." lol
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Old people have weird looking balls
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    All dusty and old and stuff
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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    DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,474
    CAVSTARR313 said:

    Old people have weird looking balls

    you would know :wink:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Ya, that's why I made the comment.. Keep up dude
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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    PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    The women posted in the "Cool Older Ladies" thread are attractive.
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,721
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    The women posted in the "Cool Older Ladies" thread are attractive.

    Ah ha! Older and wiser because, really, it's true. Older women are beautiful. A lot of older guys know this.

    Sometimes older guys think they want some young hot babe to hold onto, maybe even marry, but that's ridiculous. Most of the time it's just two people in two different worlds trying to latch on to something (him a "babe", her a "daddy"). Only very rarely does that work for long. I know of one such couple, so I won't say it never works but, most of the time- nah.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    bluegracebluegrace Posts: 2,357
    you suddenly can't read the paper without glasses on
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    InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    brianlux said:

    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    The women posted in the "Cool Older Ladies" thread are attractive.

    Ah ha! Older and wiser because, really, it's true. Older women are beautiful. A lot of older guys know this.

    Sometimes older guys think they want some young hot babe to hold onto, maybe even marry, but that's ridiculous. Most of the time it's just two people in two different worlds trying to latch on to something (him a "babe", her a "daddy"). Only very rarely does that work for long. I know of one such couple, so I won't say it never works but, most of the time- nah.
    Age is no guarantee. Just look at Lohan. Drugs are bad, m'kay?

    When an actor of your age plays a dad of a teen girl in a movie. Ryan Gosling in The Nice Guys, I'm looking at you!
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    guacamolejoeguacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    InHiding80 said:

    Degeneratefk said:

    And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.

    3 more years for me and I'm not going because most of them were douchebags and frenemies to me. Fuck them all. It would be like Tina Turner going back to Ike.
    Next year will be my 40th year from graduating HS, lol.

    You know your getting old when the people you grew up with are starting to become grandparents.
    So, What you Giving ?........ (Thanks Speedy, Alesek, & Arq+friends)
    What You Giving

    I suggest you step out on your Porch.
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