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  • GillycwGillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    You look at what some of the young kids are wearing and think - you left your house looking like that???
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,345
    When technology has surpassed your ability to keep up with it.
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,142
    Holy crap, you all sound like a bunch of old farts. :lol::lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    You go looking for secret santa pressies and cannot find your recipient's name on those cheezy licence plate name tags, magnets, or stickers. Hell, you can't even find your own name.

    All names involved are basic generic names...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Your kid asks you to take her to a concert and you have never heard of any of the bands before.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    you compare the AARP promo that came in the mail to AAA. So far AAA is winning.
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    edited November 2015

    When technology has surpassed your ability to keep up with it.

    I have a degree in mathematics and computer science. I have no idea what half 90% of the shit on my smartphone is for. Even if I did, I'd have no idea how to use it.
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    What's periscope ??????
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    rr165892 said:

    What's periscope ??????

    A live streaming video thingies. You can broadcast something and people can dial into your channel and watch...or something like that.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    edited December 2015
    RKCNDY said:

    rr165892 said:

    What's periscope ??????

    A live streaming video thingies. You can broadcast something and people can dial into your channel and watch...or something like that.
    .
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 38,208

    When technology has surpassed your ability to keep up with it.

    And you no longer give a shit to even try to understand it.

    "Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
    -EV  8/14/93




  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,960
    edited November 2015
    woops, wrong thread
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    RKCNDY said:

    rr165892 said:

    What's periscope ??????

    A live streaming video thingies. You can broadcast something and people can dial into your channel and watch...or something like that.
    I think Periscope is what some drunk driving idiot used to broadcast her dumbass self awhile back. In real time!
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    hedonist said:

    RKCNDY said:

    rr165892 said:

    What's periscope ??????

    A live streaming video thingies. You can broadcast something and people can dial into your channel and watch...or something like that.
    I think Periscope is what some drunk driving idiot used to broadcast her dumbass self awhile back. In real time!
    How that girl did not get pulled over during that just blows my damn mind. She drove around forever, didn't have a clue where she was going. Where I live, just driving after 11pm raises the cops' suspicion. Fuckers are just praying (preying?) for you to have a license plate light out.
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    you drink plenty of water and not so much soda
  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    you have your jammies on at 5:30, right after work :sleepy:
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    the cold bothers you
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,293
    You think that reading glasses are "the cutest thing" until you have to put them on and off 5 times in an hour.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,433

    woops, wrong thread

    You forget what thread you're posting in. :smiley:
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    lol
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,780
    JWPearl said:

    the cold bothers you

    Bingo!

    Man! I never! Never thought I'd be like the old guy in the pain reliever commercial rubbing his hands or aching knees or back and grimacing and throwing more blankets on, etc. I used to favor the cold but now it sets in the aches big time.

    Arthur Itis, take a hiatus!

    Hack or pack!
    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    cold weather makes me ill too and whats most appropriate is the lyrics to comfortably numb
    ''just a little pin prick but you may feel a little sick'' this is how i feel contaminatedly ill its weird really
  • Ms. Haiku said:

    You think that reading glasses are "the cutest thing" until you have to put them on and off 5 times in an hour.

    LMAO!!!
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • When going in to a "men's" clothing section of a store and none of the clothes you see make any sense!
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    you can no longer stomach McDonalds. Not even after drinking!
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • When people you work with don't know who Cory Heart is.
  • When people you work with don't know who Cory Heart is.

    WTF?!?
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    you retain fluid when you wake up
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,780
    PJ_Soul said:

    Holy crap, you all sound like a bunch of old farts. :lol::lol:

    Haha! I saw this while looking back over this thread and thought, yep, spot on!
    brianlux said:

    JWPearl said:

    the cold bothers you

    Bingo!

    Man! I never! Never thought I'd be like the old guy in the pain reliever commercial rubbing his hands or aching knees or back and grimacing and throwing more blankets on, etc. I used to favor the cold but now it sets in the aches big time.

    Arthur Itis, take a hiatus!

    Hack or pack!
    ..and then all of the sudden, there you are (or rather, here I am) an old fart rubbing his kness and hands and complaining about the aches.

    Haha! Thank you, PJ_Soul. Time for me to buck up and start hacking!
    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • GillycwGillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    edited November 2015
    ^^^^this
    Plus you can not get up, sit down or bend over without letting out an involuntary grunt
    PS old farts rule
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