You know you're getting old when...

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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,856

    When technology has surpassed your ability to keep up with it.

    And you no longer give a shit to even try to understand it.

    By The Time They Figure Out What Went Wrong, We'll Be Sitting On A Beach, Earning Twenty Percent.




  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,081
    edited November 2015
    woops, wrong thread
    Post edited by mookeywrench on
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    RKCNDY said:

    rr165892 said:

    What's periscope ??????

    A live streaming video thingies. You can broadcast something and people can dial into your channel and watch...or something like that.
    I think Periscope is what some drunk driving idiot used to broadcast her dumbass self awhile back. In real time!
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,498
    hedonist said:

    RKCNDY said:

    rr165892 said:

    What's periscope ??????

    A live streaming video thingies. You can broadcast something and people can dial into your channel and watch...or something like that.
    I think Periscope is what some drunk driving idiot used to broadcast her dumbass self awhile back. In real time!
    How that girl did not get pulled over during that just blows my damn mind. She drove around forever, didn't have a clue where she was going. Where I live, just driving after 11pm raises the cops' suspicion. Fuckers are just praying (preying?) for you to have a license plate light out.
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    you drink plenty of water and not so much soda
  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    you have your jammies on at 5:30, right after work :sleepy:
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    the cold bothers you
  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,390
    You think that reading glasses are "the cutest thing" until you have to put them on and off 5 times in an hour.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438

    woops, wrong thread

    You forget what thread you're posting in. :smiley:
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    lol
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    JWPearl said:

    the cold bothers you

    Bingo!

    Man! I never! Never thought I'd be like the old guy in the pain reliever commercial rubbing his hands or aching knees or back and grimacing and throwing more blankets on, etc. I used to favor the cold but now it sets in the aches big time.

    Arthur Itis, take a hiatus!

    Hack or pack!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    cold weather makes me ill too and whats most appropriate is the lyrics to comfortably numb
    ''just a little pin prick but you may feel a little sick'' this is how i feel contaminatedly ill its weird really
  • Ms. Haiku said:

    You think that reading glasses are "the cutest thing" until you have to put them on and off 5 times in an hour.

    LMAO!!!
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • When going in to a "men's" clothing section of a store and none of the clothes you see make any sense!
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    you can no longer stomach McDonalds. Not even after drinking!
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • When people you work with don't know who Cory Heart is.
  • When people you work with don't know who Cory Heart is.

    WTF?!?
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    you retain fluid when you wake up
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    PJ_Soul said:

    Holy crap, you all sound like a bunch of old farts. :lol::lol:

    Haha! I saw this while looking back over this thread and thought, yep, spot on!
    brianlux said:

    JWPearl said:

    the cold bothers you

    Bingo!

    Man! I never! Never thought I'd be like the old guy in the pain reliever commercial rubbing his hands or aching knees or back and grimacing and throwing more blankets on, etc. I used to favor the cold but now it sets in the aches big time.

    Arthur Itis, take a hiatus!

    Hack or pack!
    ..and then all of the sudden, there you are (or rather, here I am) an old fart rubbing his kness and hands and complaining about the aches.

    Haha! Thank you, PJ_Soul. Time for me to buck up and start hacking!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Gillycw
    Gillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    edited November 2015
    ^^^^this
    Plus you can not get up, sit down or bend over without letting out an involuntary grunt
    PS old farts rule