when u have a morning erection and you think you are dreaming
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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brianlux
Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,780
You know you're getting old when your eyes start to go. I had this flash of light glint off my glasses the other day so I took glasses off and the flashes of light were still there. I thought of my wife who had a detached retina (no picnic!) a few years ago and I started to freak out a bit. I went right to the eye Doc the next day and he said it's most likely what is called a "posterior vitreous gel detachment"- apparently something common with older folks (also what the heck he means by an "older folk" is beyond me, haha!). He asked if I had any floater and I said no, not that I've noticed. And then the very next day I'm looking at the sky and wondering who through that field of black pepper up there. Oh! Floaters! Well, this is interesting!
"Don't give in to the lies. Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth. And to hope."
You know you're getting old when your eyes start to go. I had this flash of light glint off my glasses the other day so I took glasses off and the flashes of light were still there. I thought of my wife who had a detached retina (no picnic!) a few years ago and I started to freak out a bit. I went right to the eye Doc the next day and he said it's most likely what is called a "posterior vitreous gel detachment"- apparently something common with older folks (also what the heck he means by an "older folk" is beyond me, haha!). He asked if I had any floater and I said no, not that I've noticed. And then the very next day I'm looking at the sky and wondering who through that field of black pepper up there. Oh! Floaters! Well, this is interesting!
I have floaters. lots of them. and occasionally I get those flashes too. everything on the internet tells you to be fucking worried about it (and believe me, I have worried about it), but then I read something calming basically saying that as long as you don't have a massive influx of floaters all at once, nothing much to worry about.
but man, it can suck when it's a sunny day out. It sucks at work looking at a computer screen all day-can see them all the time. as long as I have sunglasses on outside they don't bother me.
"Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk" -EV 8/14/93
last summer I also noticed something that I call "twinkles" that I noticed in my peripheral vision when I was sitting outside looking up at the blue sky. freaked me out a bit, but no problems and we're 6 months later. incidentally some people at work were talking about those very same things and were told by their eye doc not to worry. so I won't!
"Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk" -EV 8/14/93
You fuck up your knee playing hockey and now have to go to physical therapy to get back to normal. I've been limping around for 2 weeks...awful. It may be time to hang up the skates...
You know you're getting old when your eyes start to go. I had this flash of light glint off my glasses the other day so I took glasses off and the flashes of light were still there. I thought of my wife who had a detached retina (no picnic!) a few years ago and I started to freak out a bit. I went right to the eye Doc the next day and he said it's most likely what is called a "posterior vitreous gel detachment"- apparently something common with older folks (also what the heck he means by an "older folk" is beyond me, haha!). He asked if I had any floater and I said no, not that I've noticed. And then the very next day I'm looking at the sky and wondering who through that field of black pepper up there. Oh! Floaters! Well, this is interesting!
I have floaters. lots of them. and occasionally I get those flashes too. everything on the internet tells you to be fucking worried about it (and believe me, I have worried about it), but then I read something calming basically saying that as long as you don't have a massive influx of floaters all at once, nothing much to worry about.
but man, it can suck when it's a sunny day out. It sucks at work looking at a computer screen all day-can see them all the time. as long as I have sunglasses on outside they don't bother me.
I'm not super worried but, yeah, somewhat concerned. I just have this vague feeling that my left eye is going faster than my right. Plus night driving with the glare of those damn bright halogen lights is just nasty business!
"Don't give in to the lies. Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth. And to hope."
-Jim Acosta
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brianlux
Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,780
You know you're getting old (but not feeling old) when you go to an evening birthday party attended by people mostly your age, some a bit older, and the crowd thins out and you don't like being the last to go so you head to your car, start it up, look at the clock and realize it's only 8:15 PM. Man, what a bunch of wimps I hang with sometimes.
"Don't give in to the lies. Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth. And to hope."
You know you are getting old (and glad to be) when you see all the memes with this tattoo/clown faced rapper going around and you don't have a clue what they mean.
Getting a dish from the dishwasher hurts your back for a week.
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
Colleague: You've been wearing your hair in a bun everyday. It looks nice. Is there a reason you changed your hair style?
Me: Hot flashes
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
Colleague: You've been wearing your hair in a bun everyday. It looks nice. Is there a reason you changed your hair style?
Me: Hot flashes
No way you are old enough to have hot flashes!?!
They started at 48 (age of my avatar picture) and still there.
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
I spend 10 minutes at the beginning of the day and 10 minutes at the end of the day just doing stretches so I don't walk around like a 90 year old. And I have also attended my 40 year high school class reunion. I have some gray hairs. Several. And I could go on and on but I will just adopt all previous posts.
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it treats its animals. Ghandi
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crookedcross
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"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
but man, it can suck when it's a sunny day out. It sucks at work looking at a computer screen all day-can see them all the time. as long as I have sunglasses on outside they don't bother me.
-EV 8/14/93
-EV 8/14/93
-EV 8/14/93
Now a Buick, the right Buick, that I could maybe see.
Hipster kid working there (teens/early 20s): Hi can i help you find something?
me: yeah do you have the new Liam Gallagher album?
kid: uhh.....Liam..? Whats the name again?
me: Liam Gallagher. Guy from Oasis
kid: Oasis? So what kind of music would this be?
me: i’ll browse around. Thanks
Oh when older you have to tuck your shirt into your khaki shorts and have a cell phone clip on your belt...
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
Me: Hot flashes
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
-EV 8/14/93
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
Get them Air Monarchs yet?