You know you're getting old when...

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  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Gillycw said:

    ^^^^this
    Plus you can not get up, sit down or bend over without letting out an involuntary grunt
    PS old farts rule

    lol i do that now.. oh boy im old hahaha
  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    you get the "meet mature singles" emails...omg.
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    Besides gaining a little wisdom and experience along the way, the one thing about getting old: it beats the alternative. :smile:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Gillycw
    Gillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    brianlux said:

    Besides gaining a little wisdom and experience along the way, the one thing about getting old: it beats the alternative. :smile:

    Absolutely!!
    And I've finally learned the hard way that nothing good happens after 2am
    :open_mouth:
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    when you always check the weather to see if is anything good
  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    edited November 2015
    brianlux said:

    Besides gaining a little wisdom and experience along the way, the one thing about getting old: it beats the alternative. :smile:

    I say this all the time! Especially when people say "Dont get old" they may as well be telling you to drop dead!
    Post edited by Sprunkn7 on
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    Sprunkn7 said:



    brianlux said:

    Besides gaining a little wisdom and experience along the way, the one thing about getting old: it beats the alternative. :smile:

    I say this all the time! Especially when people say "Dont get old" they may as well be telling you to drop dead!
    :plus_one:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    When you love your sleep lol..
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,856
    when you don't feel fresh......even after a shower.
    By The Time They Figure Out What Went Wrong, We'll Be Sitting On A Beach, Earning Twenty Percent.




  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    edited November 2015
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    when you don't feel fresh......even after a shower.

    This made me laugh (Maybe you have dirty thoughts) lol
  • DancedNLaughter
    DancedNLaughter the 509 Posts: 323
    When you start receiving brochures in the mail about cremation and hearing aids.
    Push me and I will resist . . .
    Let me run into the rain . . . .to shine a human light today . . .
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    DancedNLaughter said:

    When you start receiving brochures in the mail about cremation and hearing aids.

    Maybe write on them, "Return to sender, not going there yet!" :smile:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    When you indulge in certain foods and they no longer agree with you...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    edited December 2015
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  • Go Beavers
    Go Beavers Posts: 9,627
    You can ride your bike 100 miles and still move around fine the next day. The youngsters shoot their load early and drop out!
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Nice attitude...and metaphor =)

    I've got the goddamned knee-cracking thing when I stand up.

    And even better, those two irritating vertical lines between my brows, like Vedder's. Still, fuck Botox!
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    When you post on a "You know you're getting old when" thread and feel a bit like an old fart... and then you remember that you started the thread and really feel like an old fart. :grimacing:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    you look in the attic at ALL your Christmas decorations and realize you have WAY TOO MUCH!
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    Sprunkn7 said:

    you look in the attic at ALL your Christmas decorations and realize you have WAY TOO MUCH!

    Last year I was bah humbug-ing my way through setting up the tree and I realized we have more ornaments than branches on the tree.
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  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    lol..my tree is usually packed so much it looks like it may fall over. With a new cat this year I maybe leaving the breakables off.
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!

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