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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,733
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    when you watch a movie you have already seen.......and don't realize it until the end.

    Done that too! :lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    In the aisle at Walmart trying to figure out which stimulant laxative to purchase.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    HughFreakingDillon said:

    when you watch a movie you have already seen.......and don't realize it until the end.

    I've done that. I realized why I didn't remember...I was trying to block out how bad it was.
    ELITIST FUK
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    I just read malrith's comment, then read Suz's and thought suz was quoting malroth and...oh never mind...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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    InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    When an actress who is one day short of being exactly five years older than you has a Dame before their first and last name. This means you, Kate Winslet!
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,733
    InHiding80 said:

    When an actress who is one day short of being exactly five years older than you has a Dame before their first and last name. This means you, Kate Winslet!

    Whoa! I didn't know that about Ms Winslet.

    You know your getting a little well aged when the cat treat end up in the fridge twice in one week and neither of you knows who but them there instead of their usual place in the cupboard. I've even found my keys in the fridge on occasion.

    Sometimes I feel like one of those corny old folks jokes in a Reader's Digest. Haha!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    GillycwGillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    Malroth said:

    In the aisle at Walmart trying to figure out which stimulant laxative to purchase.

    So which one was it??

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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    When you fall asleep on the couch...by 8pm.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    Gillycw said:

    Malroth said:

    In the aisle at Walmart trying to figure out which stimulant laxative to purchase.

    So which one was it??

    Dulcolax! My dulco is now relaxed?
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,204
    when you get invited to one of your friends children's weddings. ouch.
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    InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    edited December 2015
    brianlux said:

    InHiding80 said:

    When an actress who is one day short of being exactly five years older than you has a Dame before their first and last name. This means you, Kate Winslet!

    Whoa! I didn't know that about Ms Winslet.
    Yeah, she got a royal honor 3 years ago.

    inquisitr.com/256609/kate-winslet-becomes-cbe-kenneth-branagh-knighted-by-queen-elizabeth-ii/
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,480
    when no one besides me remembers the Fabulous, Furry Freak Bros. :angry:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    imalive said:

    when no one besides me remembers the Fabulous, Furry Freak Bros. :angry:

    Who?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,480
    RKCNDY said:

    imalive said:

    when no one besides me remembers the Fabulous, Furry Freak Bros. :angry:

    Who?
    are you hard of hearing in your old age? :wink:

    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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    Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    imalive said:

    when no one besides me remembers the Fabulous, Furry Freak Bros. :angry:

    I remember the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. :triumph:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
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    Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,277
    when you wake up and decide ehhhh, I don't need a shower before work today!
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
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    ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    you go online with the intent to do something specific, and then forget what it is the instant you open a browser window.
    The you fuck around on here for a few minutes assuming it'll come back to you.
    An hour later you still have no fucking idea what you needed off the interwebs.

    :fp:
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,733
    ldent42 said:

    you go online with the intent to do something specific, and then forget what it is the instant you open a browser window.
    The you fuck around on here for a few minutes assuming it'll come back to you.
    An hour later you still have no fucking idea what you needed off the interwebs.

    :fp:

    :rofl:

    I went to the cupboard to get a coffee filter out this morning, the same cupboard I've gone to for filters for the last 12 years and... WRONG CUPBOARD! OMG!! :grimacing:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    edited December 2015
    ldent42 said:

    you go online with the intent to do something specific, and then forget what it is the instant you open a browser window.
    Then you fuck around on here for a few minutes assuming it'll come back to you.
    An hour later you still have no fucking idea what you needed off the interwebs.

    :fp:

    .
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,418
    ldent42 said:

    you go online with the intent to do something specific, and then forget what it is the instant you open a browser window.
    The you fuck around on here for a few minutes assuming it'll come back to you.
    An hour later you still have no fucking idea what you needed off the interwebs.

    :fp:

    I am a victim of this several times a day!
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    darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 5,772
    At family functions I used to ALWAYS get off the furniture and sit on the floor for any older family members if there were not enough seats.

    Now, I ALWAYS get to sit on the furniture and even occasionally get to have a younger kid move for me.
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    InHiding80 said:

    brianlux said:

    InHiding80 said:

    When an actress who is one day short of being exactly five years older than you has a Dame before their first and last name. This means you, Kate Winslet!

    Whoa! I didn't know that about Ms Winslet.
    Yeah, she got a royal honor 3 years ago.

    inquisitr.com/256609/kate-winslet-becomes-cbe-kenneth-branagh-knighted-by-queen-elizabeth-ii/
    I'd like to give her a royal honor.

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    Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,250
    brianlux said:

    Besides gaining a little wisdom and experience along the way, the one thing about getting old: it beats the alternative. :smile:

    Yes!
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
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    Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,250
    edited December 2015
    brianlux said:

    Sprunkn7 said:

    PureandEasy said:

    When you go food shopping, pick up two of something because it's a good deal, get home and realize you already have two of the same item, one still unopened. Let's just say I have enough plastic wrap to last me a long ass time. :blush:

    I have to make a list. If I don't make a list I wander around the store and buy all the same stuff I already have at home. it's very sad.
    Same here. I have to write everything down. Sometimes when I get up for something across the room I think I should fly notes over there to remind myself of why I got up to go there in the first place. :lol:
    I make it into a game. If I forgot why I got up, it usually takes me about an hour to figure out, and then shazaam I remember it. It's kindof cool when I remember it. Sometimes I want to forget stuff to see how long it takes me to remember :)

    This is what I do for fun as I grow older.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,733
    Ms. Haiku said:

    brianlux said:

    Sprunkn7 said:

    PureandEasy said:

    When you go food shopping, pick up two of something because it's a good deal, get home and realize you already have two of the same item, one still unopened. Let's just say I have enough plastic wrap to last me a long ass time. :blush:

    I have to make a list. If I don't make a list I wander around the store and buy all the same stuff I already have at home. it's very sad.
    Same here. I have to write everything down. Sometimes when I get up for something across the room I think I should fly notes over there to remind myself of why I got up to go there in the first place. :lol:
    I make it into a game. If I forgot why I got up, it usually takes me about an hour to figure out, and then shazaam I remember it. It's kindof cool when I remember it. Sometimes I want to forget stuff to see how long it takes me to remember :)

    This is what I do for fun as I grow older.
    Haha! I like the idea of making a game out of it. I also like the idea that if a messy desk is the sign of a busy person, a messy forgetful mind is the sign of a person with a lot going on. :wink:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    the print is so small and you cant physically contort yourself to get close enough to read the product size on the price tag on the bottom shelf so you have to take a picture and then zoom in
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    you've lived more years than the years you have left to live.
    :innocent:
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    when you have to sacrifice pleasure for a living...
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    SmallestOceansSmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    Eating steak is no longer an option because you don't have the energy to chew that much

    You don't drive or answer the phone after 5pm

    You start giving your belongings away to others

    The new vacuum cleaner on paid programming only cost 3 easy payments of $49.99 so you just HAD to have it

    You never have to carry anything heavy ever again

    You stop getting carded

    You get to go home from any family function by simply saying you're tired or you don't feel well

    You start crossing out the dead people in your address book



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    SmallestOceansSmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    Sprunkn7 said:

    Want to watch Columbo instead of The Walking Dead...all fairness, I'll watch Columbo until TWD comes on, then I'll flip back to Columbo every 5 minutes when a commercial comes on

    Columbo is the greatest and doesn't mean you're old if you watch it!
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