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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    norm wrote:

    Ed has a vag?

    The way ed sings it, sounds like he was surprised one night by the wifey
    ;)
    If he comes out sparkly at MSG, it might be the greatest show ever....
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    small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    decides2dream wrote:
    :roll:
    sweet bejeebus.
    i am ALL for neatness/cleanliness/keeping everything up and sweet, but this is just....ridiculous. but, whatever. i just hope this 'jazzling' isn't a choking hazard! :o :shock: :lol:


    LOL

    I don't know which was funnier the choking hazard or the wolf coming across it first hand :lol:


    This is just so tacky...ugh.
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it possible to get these vajayjay diamonds.. no wait... a vajayjay cubic zirconia.. i am scottish after all, no point wasting good money... in the shape of Mick Hucknalls face???

    that way I could get to both punch Mick Hucknall and punch someone in the fudd all at the same time... repeatedly.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    is it possible to get these vajayjay diamonds.. no wait... a vajayjay cubic zirconia.. i am scottish after all, no point wasting good money... in the shape of Mick Hucknalls face???

    that way I could get to both punch Mick Hucknall and punch someone in the fudd all at the same time... repeatedly.
    probably not a good idea.
    you don't want mick hucknall's face anywhere near your member or mouth do you?
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    he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    I wonder if they have BEDAZZLE YOUR BUTTHOLE?

    or tedazzle your taint?



    I wonder if anyone's life ambition is to become that person who applies little chunks of glass to people's genitalia?
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    he still stands wrote:
    I wonder if they have BEDAZZLE YOUR BUTTHOLE?

    or tedazzle your taint?



    I wonder if anyone's life ambition is to become that person who applies little chunks of glass to people's genitalia?

    It ain't a GREAT thread until someone drops a "taint".
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    is it possible to get these vajayjay diamonds.. no wait... a vajayjay cubic zirconia.. i am scottish after all, no point wasting good money... in the shape of Mick Hucknalls face???

    that way I could get to both punch Mick Hucknall and punch someone in the fudd all at the same time... repeatedly.

    We now know the location of said fudd.
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    mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    What really bugs me is the "vaginal rejuvination" WTF !! That seems to be all the rage too !!!

    So whats a few "gems and rhinestones" vajazzling your vajayjay - They sell the peel and stick kinds at any boutique. They last a few days too. So you can "dazzle" anywhere you want :lol:
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    the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    small town beck wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    :roll:
    sweet bejeebus.
    i am ALL for neatness/cleanliness/keeping everything up and sweet, but this is just....ridiculous. but, whatever. i just hope this 'jazzling' isn't a choking hazard! :o :shock: :lol:


    LOL

    I don't know which was funnier the choking hazard or the wolf coming across it first hand :lol:


    This is just so tacky...ugh.

    there was a whole conversation that took place and that was the real funny part ,... but this may not be the right forum for that. ;)
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    maybe us boys should do stuff to our bits n bobs as well??

    I'm going to glue a sparkly anvil to my willy.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    norm wrote:
    I think ed has some explaining to do

    GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!
    :lol::lol::lol:





    I told him to keep that private     :oops: :shh:
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
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    ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    If you don't wax, can you just thread a few beads onto your flowing locks? I could get some sparkly ones.

    P.s. don't really like Vajayjay or the other one, who ha was it. Can't we just call it a Mary.
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    neenerbean wrote:
    but prefer "hoo-ha"

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    :mrgreen:
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Claireack wrote:
    If you don't wax, can you just thread a few beads onto your flowing locks? I could get some sparkly ones.

    P.s. don't really like Vajayjay or the other one, who ha was it. Can't we just call it a Mary.

    Possibly. Unless, of course, your name happens to be Mary. Then it might be a problem.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    If you don't wax, can you just thread a few beads onto your flowing locks? I could get some sparkly ones.

    P.s. don't really like Vajayjay or the other one, who ha was it. Can't we just call it a Mary.

    Possibly. Unless, of course, your name happens to be Mary. Then it might be a problem.

    Yeah, my Aunt Hoo-ha has a terrible time of it. True story.
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    norm wrote:
    neenerbean wrote:
    but prefer "hoo-ha"

    0.jpg

    :mrgreen:



    that is GREAT.
    :lol:

    OMG....laughing!




    hey claire.....mary? really?
    how unimaginative. ;) what about hey-nanny-nanny? :mrgreen:
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.
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    ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.

    Groan!!!!

    Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Claireack wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.

    Groan!!!!

    Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?

    so every month it's

    absolut-bloody-mary.jpg

    :?: :mrgreen:
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.

    Groan!!!!

    Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?

    so every month it's

    absolut-bloody-mary.jpg

    :?: :mrgreen:

    hmmm...tastes like old rusty coins.
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    norm wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.

    Groan!!!!

    Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?

    so every month it's

    absolut-bloody-mary.jpg

    :?: :mrgreen:
    Without the celery stick....
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    Claireack wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.

    Groan!!!!

    Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?



    we say aunt flo. bit more descriptive. ;)
    my gawd, this thread is taking a turn for the worse. :?
    obviously, it started on pretty sketchy ground to begin with..... :lol:
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    Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    Dissidentman wrote:
    hmmm...tastes like old rusty coins.
    fuuuuuuuuuuuck. :sick::sick::sick:
    Not what I wanted to read while eating ketchup covered meatloaf.
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Drowned Out wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    hmmm...tastes like old rusty coins.
    fuuuuuuuuuuuck. :sick::sick::sick:
    Not what I wanted to read while eating ketchup covered meatloaf.

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,436
    Claireack wrote:
    If you don't wax, can you just thread a few beads onto your flowing locks? I could get some sparkly ones.

    P.s. don't really like Vajayjay or the other one, who ha was it. Can't we just call it a Mary.


    I think Bo Derek did that in the 80's!
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Drowned Out wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    hmmm...tastes like old rusty coins.
    fuuuuuuuuuuuck. :sick::sick::sick:
    Not what I wanted to read while eating ketchup covered meatloaf.

    bon appetit!
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    man, what a thread!
    :mrgreen:
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    the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    decides2dream wrote:




    my gawd, this thread is taking a turn for the worse. :?
    obviously, it started on pretty sketchy ground to begin with..... :lol:


    Did you expect anything different with this crowd? ;)
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    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x
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