:roll:
sweet bejeebus.
i am ALL for neatness/cleanliness/keeping everything up and sweet, but this is just....ridiculous. but, whatever. i just hope this 'jazzling' isn't a choking hazard! :shock:
LOL
I don't know which was funnier the choking hazard or the wolf coming across it first hand
is it possible to get these vajayjay diamonds.. no wait... a vajayjay cubic zirconia.. i am scottish after all, no point wasting good money... in the shape of Mick Hucknalls face???
that way I could get to both punch Mick Hucknall and punch someone in the fudd all at the same time... repeatedly.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
is it possible to get these vajayjay diamonds.. no wait... a vajayjay cubic zirconia.. i am scottish after all, no point wasting good money... in the shape of Mick Hucknalls face???
that way I could get to both punch Mick Hucknall and punch someone in the fudd all at the same time... repeatedly.
probably not a good idea.
you don't want mick hucknall's face anywhere near your member or mouth do you?
is it possible to get these vajayjay diamonds.. no wait... a vajayjay cubic zirconia.. i am scottish after all, no point wasting good money... in the shape of Mick Hucknalls face???
that way I could get to both punch Mick Hucknall and punch someone in the fudd all at the same time... repeatedly.
What really bugs me is the "vaginal rejuvination" WTF !! That seems to be all the rage too !!!
So whats a few "gems and rhinestones" vajazzling your vajayjay - They sell the peel and stick kinds at any boutique. They last a few days too. So you can "dazzle" anywhere you want
:roll:
sweet bejeebus.
i am ALL for neatness/cleanliness/keeping everything up and sweet, but this is just....ridiculous. but, whatever. i just hope this 'jazzling' isn't a choking hazard! :shock:
LOL
I don't know which was funnier the choking hazard or the wolf coming across it first hand
This is just so tacky...ugh.
there was a whole conversation that took place and that was the real funny part ,... but this may not be the right forum for that.
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to not question your government is unpatriotic."
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maybe us boys should do stuff to our bits n bobs as well??
I'm going to glue a sparkly anvil to my willy.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.
Groan!!!!
Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?
Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.
Groan!!!!
Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?
Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.
Groan!!!!
Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?
Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.
Groan!!!!
Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?
Don't ask Mary which band she likes best. She's split.
Groan!!!!
Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?
we say aunt flo. bit more descriptive.
my gawd, this thread is taking a turn for the worse. :?
obviously, it started on pretty sketchy ground to begin with.....
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LOL
I don't know which was funnier the choking hazard or the wolf coming across it first hand
This is just so tacky...ugh.
that way I could get to both punch Mick Hucknall and punch someone in the fudd all at the same time... repeatedly.
you don't want mick hucknall's face anywhere near your member or mouth do you?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
or tedazzle your taint?
I wonder if anyone's life ambition is to become that person who applies little chunks of glass to people's genitalia?
It ain't a GREAT thread until someone drops a "taint".
We now know the location of said fudd.
So whats a few "gems and rhinestones" vajazzling your vajayjay - They sell the peel and stick kinds at any boutique. They last a few days too. So you can "dazzle" anywhere you want
there was a whole conversation that took place and that was the real funny part ,... but this may not be the right forum for that.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
I'm going to glue a sparkly anvil to my willy.
I told him to keep that private :oops: :shh:
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P.s. don't really like Vajayjay or the other one, who ha was it. Can't we just call it a Mary.
Possibly. Unless, of course, your name happens to be Mary. Then it might be a problem.
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Yeah, my Aunt Hoo-ha has a terrible time of it. True story.
that is GREAT.
OMG....laughing!
hey claire.....mary? really?
how unimaginative. what about hey-nanny-nanny?
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
Groan!!!!
Maybe it's just where I live but we do call it Mary round here, some people also refer to a certain time of the month as a visit from Auntie Mary. Should I move?
so every month it's
:?:
hmmm...tastes like old rusty coins.
we say aunt flo. bit more descriptive.
my gawd, this thread is taking a turn for the worse. :?
obviously, it started on pretty sketchy ground to begin with.....
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Not what I wanted to read while eating ketchup covered meatloaf.
I think Bo Derek did that in the 80's!
bon appetit!
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Did you expect anything different with this crowd?
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
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