Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • SunBeams
    SunBeams Posts: 21
    Immortality:
    Vacant is the world...(vacate is the word)
    other faculties...(artificial tear)
    vulnerable, wisdom can't be here (wisdom can't adhere)
    i cannot stop the thought...of running in the door... (I'm running in the dark)
    coming up a which way side...all the truants must be cited... (which way sign, all good truants must decide)
    oh, slip into a coma... at you hold on... (stripped and sold, mom...auctioned forearm...)
    and whispers in the sand... (whiskers in the sink)
    oh yeah :D

    Breath:
    home to my begin with anything
    cat of life whole world with handle scream
    Aaah-yeah
    ...
    O-oh, easter dome
    A breath and a
    o-oh, easter dome,
    nanananana yeah
    life ain't what it's worth
    a breath and a
    o-oh, easter dome
    ^^

    Even flow:
    Oh, beezin', maybe he'll see a little better, Saturdays, ooh yeah
    Oh, hell now, faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, oh yeah
    Oh, duckling, he can't help, when he's happy loses his head
    ...
    Kneelin', looking through the paper though he doesn't know the reader,
    Oh, fryin', now to show to cope with anything
    Oh, feelin', nothing sence of wherther of the weather's on it's way
    Oh, ceiling, sealing Bob between the beetle hose of shame
    (I know it doesn't make sence, but he's just mumbling too much)
  • VelvetJ
    VelvetJ Posts: 18
    When my son was little he used to sing "can't find my vitamins" - his adorable 4 year old version of Betterman.
  • Kushikushun
    Kushikushun Posts: 1,263
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    "Black OIL weaves it's way through the city"

    "Black OWL leaves its way through the city" :D
    Why not be mediocre and be the best at it that you can be?
  • Kushikushun
    Kushikushun Posts: 1,263
    imspinnin wrote:
    My six year old twin boys sing..."World Wide, Super Size"
    :D

    LFMAO...haha, I am laughing so hard right now...tears down my face...haha :D

    And I still need to go through 7 more pages...my tummy hurts!


    Ok, heres my own from Black:
    Original: "...were laid spraid out before me..."
    Me: "...her legs spread out before me..."

    :rolleyes:
    Why not be mediocre and be the best at it that you can be?
  • Kushikushun
    Kushikushun Posts: 1,263
    illegal_pants wrote:
    yup yup :D ha!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

    posted on the porch the other day... gold :D


    Oohhh, please stop I cant take no more...!

    "make me some fries"....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Why not be mediocre and be the best at it that you can be?
  • Ridin on a Motorbike
    Ridin on a Motorbike Posts: 16
    My friend and I were in Santa Fe, NM right before 2000 show. Anyways, we were cruising the mountains listening to local radio when Whitesnake "Here I go again", which forced me to belt out the chorus "Like a Stripper I was born to walk alone" in lieu of the correct "Like a Drifter I was born to walk alone".


    That was a long weekend in which that subject was never dropped!!!
  • Them-Bones
    Them-Bones Posts: 518
    I always thought the words to that AIC song got me wrong was

    Ezabella bet you got me wrong

    Boy did I feel stupid.
    "If my thoughts, dreams, could be seen, they'd probably put my head, in a guillotine, but it's alright ma, it's life and life only."
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    What I hear:
    "Black magic painted trees, makes me sane"
    Actual:
    "Black magic painted traits, makes me sing"
    Maybe some weird drug reference? Who the fuck knows. But that song doesn't make much sense in the first place.
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • InHiding77
    InHiding77 Posts: 27
    My misheard lyrics:

    "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of pain, her legs spread out before me, as her body once did"
    Berlin 09/2006, Munich 06/2007
  • yellowbird
    yellowbird Posts: 184
    InHiding77 wrote:
    My misheard lyrics:

    "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of pain, her legs spread out before me, as her body once did"

    i think a lot of people hear "legs spread out" , i think it's funny.

    anyways.........

    yesterday, my fifteen year old was singing " this is not for jews!" (not for you).
    he knows the words, he was just trying to be funny.
  • InHiding77
    InHiding77 Posts: 27
    yellowbird wrote:
    yesterday, my fifteen year old was singing " this is not for jews!" (not for you).
    he knows the words, he was just trying to be funny.

    Yes.. "like muhammad hits the truth....this is not for jews!"
    Just said this with no meaning - don´t be angry for me :)
    Berlin 09/2006, Munich 06/2007
  • yellowbird
    yellowbird Posts: 184
    InHiding77 wrote:
    Yes.. "like muhammad hits the truth....this is not for jews!"
    Just said this with no meaning - don´t be angry for me :)

    you have to admit, when you put it together it is kinda funny.
  • Juberoo
    Juberoo Posts: 472
    acutejam wrote:
    Ah! Good ones!

    My wife has always wondered about the culinary delights of "Muffin Man" and "Butter Man"....

    yeah, that'd be Nothingman and Betterman, hon, thx.

    Hehehe...when our daughter was young...she used to sing "BUTTERMAN"!!!
    Makes much more sense, to live in the present tense.

    A truly liberal person is conservative when necessary.

    Pro-life by choice.
  • deadnothingbetter
    deadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    wasn't it vedder who said gossard used to mistake the words "I wanna rock 'n roll all night and party everyday" to "I wanna rock 'n roll all night and part of everyday"
    This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.
  • Minimie
    Minimie Posts: 116
    Laughing out loud over here :D with tears running down my face

    I've read the misheard lyric "her legs spread out before me" so many times now that I don't recollect the correct lyric anymore...ahhhhh

    Bryan Adams' "Summer of '69":
    the correct line is : When I bought my first six string

    but a friend of mine sang it always out loud as: When I had my first sex dream...and wondering why everyone was always starring at her when she sang it..lol
    Those who dance are called insane by those who can't hear the music - eV
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  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    For a while I though the lyrics in Nearly lost you where:
    I nearly lost you there and its taking off somewhere
    I nearly lost you there and its trying to sleep now.

    Of course its acctually: "and its taking US somewhere",
    and: lets try to sleep now

    but I thought lyrics to Little wing were
    Well shes walking through the clouds, with a circus smile thats running wild
    Butterflies and zebras move me. and also: when im sad she comes to me, with a thousand smiles she gives me glee.

    I now only know what that last line there was: With a thousand smiles she gets to be free
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    InHiding77 wrote:
    Yes.. "like muhammad hits the truth....this is not for jews!"
    Just said this with no meaning - don´t be angry for me :)
    Thats hilarious!!!
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Bushleaguer28
    Bushleaguer28 Posts: 776
    deadnothingbetter wrote:
    wasn't it vedder who said gossard used to mistake the words "I wanna rock 'n roll all night and party everyday" to "I wanna rock 'n roll all night and part of everyday"

    ya he says that on the garden dvd i beleive . . . funny shit - has anyone seen the video on youtube of the misheard Ledbetter lyrics. Obviously there really arent any set lyrics but the video is funny.
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  • WisCas
    WisCas Posts: 2
    Alive lyrics: "I can't remember anything to this very day
    'Cept the look, the look..."

    I heard: "I can't remember anything to this very day
    Except love, looooove..."
    This made much more sense to me even after I read an interview where Eddie talk about the whole "where to keep the look thing"...
  • pearlsolat
    pearlsolat Posts: 3
    Bushleaguer28 wrote:
    ya he says that on the garden dvd i beleive . . . funny shit - has anyone seen the video on youtube of the misheard Ledbetter lyrics. Obviously there really arent any set lyrics but the video is funny.


    I love that vid on youtube..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU
    He who forgets is destined to remember..

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