Should I ask Agnes out on a date?

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  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    Heeeey, wait a minute, didn't you have a woman tell you she loved you on the first date!?! You're just playing hard to get. There's no pleasing this one, ladies. 
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 40,033
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    it is unfortunate that has been your experience. it just sounds like you've had a run of shallow women. mature sensible women know that isn't sustainable. some do that for a while for fun, knowing they don't want to settle down right away, but in the long run, they choose the right guy. 
    Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer



  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,965
    No
    dankind said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    I was poor, bald, twisted and ugly when I met this rich chick from Connecticut who agreed to a date and then to marry me seven years later. Nearly 20 years later, I'm still in debt for about a quarter-million (and will likely leave that to our kids), still twisted and still ugly. (I did grow out my hair for her, and a beard.)

    Anyway, how's that for a good laugh?
    A damn fine woman, to marry this damn fine man!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,965
    No
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    There are people like that on all sides...but there are plenty who want to laugh.  F.  Be taken seriously.  Not to be taken seriously.  To be thrilled.  To be comfortable.  On and on.
    All types of people in this world - if you want to find someone you click with I think they are out there to be found. 
    Might not be when/where/how you expect, but I think that there are a lot of people on this planet who wish they found a person to journey with.  (And there, of course, are many who are perfectly content to go alone.)
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    You guys are being way too reassuring. Dyer, we are both going to be posting in the Dying Alone thread when we're 80. 
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 40,033
    a quote from my wife to her friend a few years back:

    "why do I put up with his bullshit?"
    answering her own quesiton:
    "because he's fucking hilarious, that's why". 

    just don't let them in on the bullshit until you've consistently made them laugh. that's the key. LOL
    Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer



  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,919
    Yes
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    That just means you're focusing on the wrong women.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Yes
    PJ_Soul said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    That just means you're focusing on the wrong women.

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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited November 2018
    Yes
    F Me In The Brain said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    There are people like that on all sides...but there are plenty who want to laugh.  F.  Be taken seriously.  Not to be taken seriously.  To be thrilled.  To be comfortable.  On and on.
    All types of people in this world - if you want to find someone you click with I think they are out there to be found. 
    Might not be when/where/how you expect, but I think that there are a lot of people on this planet who wish they found a person to journey with.  (And there, of course, are many who are perfectly content to go alone.)
    Alone is good, too. A good romantic partner will recognize that. 

    Now, if only I could get the damn dog to scram. 


    Post edited by dankind on
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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Yes
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    Then you need to give rich a try.
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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,501
    PJ_Soul said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    That just means you're focusing on the wrong women.
    All of you are wrong.  All, I say!
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  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    HesCalledDyer said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    That just means you're focusing on the wrong women.
    All of you are wrong.  All, I say!
    Well, wrong was what I was shooting for, so I win.  :tongue: (with lots of raspberry)
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    dankind said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    There are people like that on all sides...but there are plenty who want to laugh.  F.  Be taken seriously.  Not to be taken seriously.  To be thrilled.  To be comfortable.  On and on.
    All types of people in this world - if you want to find someone you click with I think they are out there to be found. 
    Might not be when/where/how you expect, but I think that there are a lot of people on this planet who wish they found a person to journey with.  (And there, of course, are many who are perfectly content to go alone.)
    Alone is good, too. A good romantic partner will recognize that. 

    Now, if only I could get the damn dog to scram. 


    That dog isn't moving a paw until its done drinking its bowl of Courvoisier.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Yes
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    dankind said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    There are people like that on all sides...but there are plenty who want to laugh.  F.  Be taken seriously.  Not to be taken seriously.  To be thrilled.  To be comfortable.  On and on.
    All types of people in this world - if you want to find someone you click with I think they are out there to be found. 
    Might not be when/where/how you expect, but I think that there are a lot of people on this planet who wish they found a person to journey with.  (And there, of course, are many who are perfectly content to go alone.)
    Alone is good, too. A good romantic partner will recognize that. 

    Now, if only I could get the damn dog to scram. 


    That dog isn't moving a paw until its done drinking its bowl of Courvoisier.
    She hogged all the heat, chewing on a malodorous buffalo horn the whole time.

    No respect.
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  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    dankind said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    dankind said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My experiences with women, looks, laughter, & money is this... Women say they don't care about looks and money as long as the guy can make her laugh.  Well, I'm funny as hell but women just ignore me and run to the rich, good looking guy and laugh at whatever dumb shit he says. 
    There are people like that on all sides...but there are plenty who want to laugh.  F.  Be taken seriously.  Not to be taken seriously.  To be thrilled.  To be comfortable.  On and on.
    All types of people in this world - if you want to find someone you click with I think they are out there to be found. 
    Might not be when/where/how you expect, but I think that there are a lot of people on this planet who wish they found a person to journey with.  (And there, of course, are many who are perfectly content to go alone.)
    Alone is good, too. A good romantic partner will recognize that. 

    Now, if only I could get the damn dog to scram. 


    That dog isn't moving a paw until its done drinking its bowl of Courvoisier.
    She hogged all the heat, chewing on a malodorous buffalo horn the whole time.

    No respect.
    No respect, eh? My dog's got your back, she's already taken it to social media....
    "Check out this bitch with her unicorn horn."  ;)
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    She's just mad because her dollar general toys aren't cutting the mustard.
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    Sorry, that one got away from me. I should've known I was in over my head when I had to look up how to spell Courvoisier.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited November 2018
    Yes
    C-O-G-N-A-C

    Or the much more pedestrian B-R-A-N-D-Y....

    https://youtu.be/DVx8L7a3MuE
    Post edited by dankind on
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  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    :lol:
    Cognac it is!
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,659
    Need to postpone again. Deadline friday for animation. Thought I had an extra week on me. Fuck.
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"

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