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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    chadwick said:

    i twisted/sprained the hell out of my left foot in 3rd grade playin football during recess. torn ligaments & tendons feel wonderful. the sucker became black & blue & purple & stuff. as 19 kids tackle me, my ankle goes one way, the rest of me goes the other way. then the bell rings... everyone disappears including teachers on recess duty. im picking myself up off the ground & hobbling to the school & upstairs to the second floor where the nurse's office is located.

    wore a plaster cast for 6-8 weeks maybe longer. ripe = the stink after dad cut the cast off.

    i used to twist that ankle constantly. dammit that hurts

    Is your dad a doctor?
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Scott you never cut off your own casts?Shit man,that's what hacksaws are really for.Once you get that itching going it's got to go.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    rr165892 said:

    Scott you never cut off your own casts?Shit man,that's what hacksaws are really for.Once you get that itching going it's got to go.

    Unless your in a half body cast like I had to be.. Imagine how scary it is to see that rotary saw and the get so CLOSE!! I think I squeaked when they cut me out.. And it was so fucking cold after they cut that fucker off!! I was all gross and wrinkly everywhere.. And stunk to high heaven... Was such a trip!
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    rr165892 said:

    Scott you never cut off your own casts?Shit man,that's what hacksaws are really for.Once you get that itching going it's got to go.

    I've never had a cast. The only time I ever broke any bones were when I crushed my hand.
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    chadwick said:

    i twisted/sprained the hell out of my left foot in 3rd grade playin football during recess. torn ligaments & tendons feel wonderful. the sucker became black & blue & purple & stuff. as 19 kids tackle me, my ankle goes one way, the rest of me goes the other way. then the bell rings... everyone disappears including teachers on recess duty. im picking myself up off the ground & hobbling to the school & upstairs to the second floor where the nurse's office is located.

    wore a plaster cast for 6-8 weeks maybe longer. ripe = the stink after dad cut the cast off.

    i used to twist that ankle constantly. dammit that hurts

    Ya I was casted the first two times I tore ligaments - one left and one right - when I was a kid. I should have been casted for the one above but seeing as I was in the States at the time and it requires your first born to get medical care I passed. They did air cast me once I got home though.
    I have seriously f'ed ankles now.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I have air casts...notice I made that multiple? 2 white ones, one black one.
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Nice, I have my own crutches but not multiple air casts that's impressive.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,248
    RKCNDY said:

    I have air casts...notice I made that multiple? 2 white ones, one black one.

    northerndragon said:

    Nice, I have my own crutches but not multiple air casts that's impressive.

    I used to have two walkers....but adorned them as gag birthday gifts...some days, I wish I still had one around.

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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,870
    Last-12-Exit said:

    chadwick said:

    i twisted/sprained the hell out of my left foot in 3rd grade playin football during recess. torn ligaments & tendons feel wonderful. the sucker became black & blue & purple & stuff. as 19 kids tackle me, my ankle goes one way, the rest of me goes the other way. then the bell rings... everyone disappears including teachers on recess duty. im picking myself up off the ground & hobbling to the school & upstairs to the second floor where the nurse's office is located.

    wore a plaster cast for 6-8 weeks maybe longer. ripe = the stink after dad cut the cast off.

    i used to twist that ankle constantly. dammit that hurts

    Is your dad a doctor?
    Or did he play one on TV?
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    oftenreading said:

    northerndragon said:

    This was one of my best, happened in Wisconsin while I was there on training in 2007.

    What it looked like by the time I made it back to the car
    image

    The next day in Lake Michigan
    image

    A couple of days in(it looked like this for about three weeks)
    image

    Well, at least you were getting cold water on it. Think of how it might have looked without that!

    I, too, have no gruesome pics to share. I guess I am just naturally graceful.
    So, karma took a dim view of my hubris. Today I tripped at work and fell on the grass. The only injuries were to my pride and my pants, which now have a large grass stain on the left knee. Lots of amusement for everyone around so thought I'd share it here, too :smile:
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    northerndragon said:

    Nice, I have my own crutches but not multiple air casts that's impressive.

    I have crutches too...I won't get rid of them because I needed them 2 times after the first time I twisted my ankle. I think it would be bad luck to get rid of them.

    Crutches and an air cast apparently get you awesome parking privileges...I got handicapped parking sans handicapped placard at an unnammed outdoor venue for Ozzfest one year.
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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited June 2015
    oftenreading said:

    oftenreading said:

    northerndragon said:

    This was one of my best, happened in Wisconsin while I was there on training in 2007.

    What it looked like by the time I made it back to the car
    image

    The next day in Lake Michigan
    image

    A couple of days in(it looked like this for about three weeks)
    image

    Well, at least you were getting cold water on it. Think of how it might have looked without that!

    I, too, have no gruesome pics to share. I guess I am just naturally graceful.
    So, karma took a dim view of my hubris. Today I tripped at work and fell on the grass. The only injuries were to my pride and my pants, which now have a large grass stain on the left knee. Lots of amusement for everyone around so thought I'd share it here, too :smile:
    I'm seeing a pattern of you BC folks tripping,falling bustin shit up.What is it? The snow melts and you all can't walk on regular soil?Or you guys just drink a lot?
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    rr165892 said:

    oftenreading said:

    oftenreading said:

    northerndragon said:

    This was one of my best, happened in Wisconsin while I was there on training in 2007.

    What it looked like by the time I made it back to the car
    image

    The next day in Lake Michigan
    image

    A couple of days in(it looked like this for about three weeks)
    image

    Well, at least you were getting cold water on it. Think of how it might have looked without that!

    I, too, have no gruesome pics to share. I guess I am just naturally graceful.
    So, karma took a dim view of my hubris. Today I tripped at work and fell on the grass. The only injuries were to my pride and my pants, which now have a large grass stain on the left knee. Lots of amusement for everyone around so thought I'd share it here, too :smile:
    I'm seeing a pattern of you BC folks tripping,falling bustin shit up.What is it? The snow melts and you all can't walk on regular soil?Or you guys just drink a lot?
    No snow here in Victoria so it can't be that. As for the drinking....I was at work and it was 10:00am, so..... obviously "no comment" on that.
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  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    rr165892 said:

    oftenreading said:

    oftenreading said:

    northerndragon said:

    This was one of my best, happened in Wisconsin while I was there on training in 2007.

    What it looked like by the time I made it back to the car
    image

    The next day in Lake Michigan
    image

    A couple of days in(it looked like this for about three weeks)
    image

    Well, at least you were getting cold water on it. Think of how it might have looked without that!

    I, too, have no gruesome pics to share. I guess I am just naturally graceful.
    So, karma took a dim view of my hubris. Today I tripped at work and fell on the grass. The only injuries were to my pride and my pants, which now have a large grass stain on the left knee. Lots of amusement for everyone around so thought I'd share it here, too :smile:
    I'm seeing a pattern of you BC folks tripping,falling bustin shit up.What is it? The snow melts and you all can't walk on regular soil?Or you guys just drink a lot?
    That made me laugh harder than I had any right to.
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Me too!!
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,248
    this is a MOTHERF**KER!!!! on a couple of levels....yesterday, I'm minding my own business, working at the golf course....I'm a bit hungover and have a really crappy job to do....I'm over by a cart path, way way off the fairway.

    without warning, a golf ball smashes into my shin...MOTHERF**KER!!!!....the shin immediately swells up, cartoon style, right before my eyes...it starts bleeding too...in a bit, a privileged golfer in a cart rolls up and asks "did I almost getcha?"...I said "no almost," pointing to my shin, "you got me." the dude proceeds to drive off...no "sorry about that," no nothing.... MOTHERF**KER!!!!

    photo IMG_0527_zpsoq5e93w7.jpg

    A couple of hours later, a cart pulls up and the driver asks, "did he hit you on #1?" ("he" being the passenger in his cart)...again, I say "yeah, and I've been pissed all morning because you didn't even say sorry"....I point to my leg and ask, "could I get a 'sorry' now?"....the guy says "that's an old scab" and drives off....MOTHERF**KER!!!!!! I ought to knock you out!!

    P.S. I should have slipped into my crocs for the photo but I'm not sure you could have handled the sexiness.

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  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    I took a business law class once in which we were told never to apologize in an accident even if we are at fault, because an apology is legally an admission of guilt. Or something. Basically if you hit someone, and say 'sorry' and they decide to sue you, they can use the fact that you said sorry against you. I wouldn't at all be surprised if that's why he wouldn't apologize.
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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    "I noticed his grips were worn,It's my fault I should of advised him"
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    I think I'm more impressed that you got your leg up on the counter. I think I would have pulled a muscle. :lol:
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Karma is a bitch.Im sure while he was assaulting you with his wayward drive and being an inconsiderate prick ,his wife was getting special ball driving lessons of her own from the cabana boy.

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