Irritating Office Behavior
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We have a dude that talks on the can and I've heard him pop a soda can and open a bag of chips in there.cdysinge said:Why do people have to talk on the phone while sitting on the toilet taking a dump? Grunting and fart noises in between sentences. If I was on the other end of the line I would hang up. How gross is that. And to think of the amount of germs on that guys phone.
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aaaaaaannnnndddd, it doesn't workEmpty Glass said:Oh..I'm being issued a new laptop today. The chances it works when I get it...Zero.
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WTF???Empty Glass said:
We have a dude that talks on the can and I've heard him pop a soda can and open a bag of chips in there.
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Whoa whoa whoa....I can somewhat understand a bag of chips. "Gotta poop, maybe I'll grab my chips"
Who says "I have to poop, let me go get ice cream first"?I've met Rob
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Eating on the toilet just seems wrong. You're supposed to be on your phone/iPad lol.Another habit says it's in love with you
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I'm a gonna rent a cube farm for a week and invite all you degenerates to come work from there for a week. Gonna film the daily business and call it Real Cubes. Then sell the rights to the Fox channel. I need some help with the elimination challenges or should we just rely on "office behaviors" and let the viewers vote peeps out?
I like how the folks around me go all quiet as a mouse when I'm on the phone. They could compete with the NSA for the intel they pick up. No personal calls for me though because of it.
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It sounds like elimination challenges are already happening above. I know I'd be challenged to eliminate while eating ice cream, chips, soda, and playing with my phone!Halifax2TheMax said:I need some help with the elimination challenges or should we just rely on "office behaviors" and let the viewers vote peeps out?
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I have a public bathroom phobia and the idea of someone eating in a shared bathroom makes me want to hurl. Thanks to toilet flushing poop germs are always floating around the bathroom. You are ingesting someone's poop.Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
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How about the idea of when a person comes in after you, takes the stall next to you (while there are 4 other empty stall in the bathroom), begins to emit all sorts of unimaginable sounds and smells, then flushes the toilet, turns on the sink for 2 seconds and then leaves?cdysinge said:I have a public bathroom phobia and the idea of someone eating in a shared bathroom makes me want to hurl. Thanks to toilet flushing poop germs are always floating around the bathroom. You are ingesting someone's poop.
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I have to use a public washroom at work. The idea of "poop germs" floating in the air bothers me a lot. For a brief time I started wearing one of those masks - I can them Michael Jackson masks - to the washroom. Then I just started keep my mouth closed the entire time and breathe only through my nose. I might go back to using the mask.
I think it should be mandatory for all toilets in public washrooms to have lids that automatically lower when you flush them. It should be considered a public health issue.
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Even worse, you don't hear the sink at all.RKCNDY said:
How about the idea of when a person comes in after you, takes the stall next to you (while there are 4 other empty stall in the bathroom), begins to emit all sorts of unimaginable sounds and smells, then flushes the toilet, turns on the sink for 2 seconds and then leaves?
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My work caters in lunch everyday. There are tongs or serving utensils at every dish/item yet some of the people just start reaching in and grabbing the bread or other things with their hands. Every time I see it this is what I think of (people not washing their hands). I now go get my lunch first right when the food is setup. Otherwise I don't think I could eat it.HesCalledDyer said:
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I'm sure it has already been said - but the people who take calls or make calls while in the bathroom. I mean - come on. As it is I don't like going in when every stall is full - because there are too many noises - gag. I can't imagine being the guy on the other line of the lady in the stall next to me taking a grumpy while on the phone.
Also - now this is truly nasty - I saw another lady walk in to a stall with a Snickers bar in her hand - do her thing - then walk out and then didn't even wash her hands. I almost got sick - I don't even walk in with gum in my mouth, just feels gross to be chomping away in there.Post edited by frozenwithsalt on0 -
yikes missed this - well I know I am not alone in thinking this is disgusting.HughFreakingDillon said:0 -
Maybe the OP should change the thread tittle to disgusting bathroom habits. It mostly scares me as to what we are becoming as a society.
In the defense of the non hand washers when I was in Boot Camp I can't remember washing my hands once. Mostly because we had a drill instructor screaming and counting down when we were allowed to relieve ourselves. No one ever got sick. Going #2 was not allowed except in the middle of the night anyways unless you wanted to get screamed at so you learned to go when you could. If nothing else that was one of the greatest things the Marine Corps gave me as a bathroom Phobiast. I can hold as long as needed until I get home and can do my business in my own bathroom that only has my wife and my germs in it. We have 3 bathrooms in the house so only she and I are allowed to use the master bathroom. Kids and guests get to pick from the other two.Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
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I got gastroenteritis after the owner of the clinic I worked at decided to stop buying paper towels and bought towels for all of us to 'share' after 'washing our hands'. After being diagnosed (and being sick for 2 weeks), I started keeping my own hand washing towel in my pocket. Didn't get sick after that-not even whatever colds were going around.cdysinge said:Maybe the OP should change the thread tittle to disgusting bathroom habits. It mostly scares me as to what we are becoming as a society.
In the defense of the non hand washers when I was in Boot Camp I can't remember washing my hands once. Mostly because we had a drill instructor screaming and counting down when we were allowed to relieve ourselves. No one ever got sick. Going #2 was not allowed except in the middle of the night anyways unless you wanted to get screamed at so you learned to go when you could. If nothing else that was one of the greatest things the Marine Corps gave me as a bathroom Phobiast. I can hold as long as needed until I get home and can do my business in my own bathroom that only has my wife and my germs in it. We have 3 bathrooms in the house so only she and I are allowed to use the master bathroom. Kids and guests get to pick from the other two.The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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