Irritating Office Behavior
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That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker._____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________
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Ewwww. That's terrible. The lady in the cubicle across from me wears peep toe shoes and her toenails are so long they go past the tip of shoe. Gag.mickeyrat said:That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.
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one of the crudest women I know....walks around the office, burping constantly. she thinks it's perfectly ok to burp out loud as long as she follows it with an 'fuuuuhhhhh......excuse me'. I think sometimes some people get TOO comfortable where they work/who they work with. She also talks about her period and other bodily functions at any time, no matter who is around. you look at her funny, and she gets all angry like I'M the fucking idiot.By The Time They Figure Out What Went Wrong, We'll Be Sitting On A Beach, Earning Twenty Percent.0
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Bet he spills coffee on you too...mickeyrat said:That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.
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some people have gastro issues. I'm sure it's not pleasant for him either. the dad of an ex girlfriend of mine actually had zero control over when and how loud he farted. you got used to it. no big deal. you knew it was a condition. just one of those things.mickeyrat said:That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.
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That's funny!RKCNDY said:
Was she constantly promoted?PJSiren said:
OMG, At my old place of employment, there was a woman like that...and she had to be in her late 40s...and she got away with it...I don't know how, but she did...in a fortune 500 company!frozenwithsalt said:Girls who dress like they are shot girls at a club. I mean they do know their boobs go INSIDE of their blouse don't they?
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My office is the cab of my truck. Hehehe.HughFreakingDillon said:
some people have gastro issues. I'm sure it's not pleasant for him either. the dad of an ex girlfriend of mine actually had zero control over when and how loud he farted. you got used to it. no big deal. you knew it was a condition. just one of those things.mickeyrat said:That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.
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Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '140 -
mickeyrat said:
My office is the cab of my truck. Hehehe.HughFreakingDillon said:
some people have gastro issues. I'm sure it's not pleasant for him either. the dad of an ex girlfriend of mine actually had zero control over when and how loud he farted. you got used to it. no big deal. you knew it was a condition. just one of those things.mickeyrat said:That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.
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Oh sweet heaven! I have images of PJ boots dancing around in my head! Glorious!mickeyrat said:
My office is the cab of my truck. Hehehe.HughFreakingDillon said:
some people have gastro issues. I'm sure it's not pleasant for him either. the dad of an ex girlfriend of mine actually had zero control over when and how loud he farted. you got used to it. no big deal. you knew it was a condition. just one of those things.mickeyrat said:That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.
Oh please let it rain today.
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It's strange how much my office place is like high school. Mean girls, smart girls, hot guys, jerks that look to fight/argue for any reason, entitled people who are there because their uncle 'knows someone' the over achievers, the back stabbers and every one is over protective of their colored pens.0
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Why must people talk so loud when taking a call at their desk? The whole fucking floor doesn't need to hear your conversation.0
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The older I get, the more I wonder when I will see the "grown ups" I always heard about as a kid.frozenwithsalt said:It's strange how much my office place is like high school. Mean girls, smart girls, hot guys, jerks that look to fight/argue for any reason, entitled people who are there because their uncle 'knows someone' the over achievers, the back stabbers and every one is over protective of their colored pens.
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Amen brother.Indifference71 said:Why must people talk so loud when taking a call at their desk? The whole fucking floor doesn't need to hear your conversation.
This may have been brought up, but I walked into this situation today. Flush the toilet!! Also, do you need to use 18 pounds of paper and clog the thing?I've met Rob
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^^^this. Why do parents always say, "oh, they're just kids, they'll grow up" um...no, they don't. They know for damn sure that those kids won't 'grow up', quit lying.WhatYouTaughtMe said:
The older I get, the more I wonder when I will see the "grown ups" I always heard about as a kid.frozenwithsalt said:It's strange how much my office place is like high school. Mean girls, smart girls, hot guys, jerks that look to fight/argue for any reason, entitled people who are there because their uncle 'knows someone' the over achievers, the back stabbers and every one is over protective of their colored pens.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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So they moved me into a new "cubicle" last weekend. That fucking farting guy got moved too!!!!
You motherfuckers!!!!_____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '140 -
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Leave the farter one of these on their desk. Maybe they will get the point myshreddies.com/store/flatulence/gifts/Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
Fuckus rules all
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There is this one girl at my work that I was warned about...apparently she pees wherever she wants.The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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Whaaaaaat??? Like in her pants, or on stuff?!RKCNDY said:There is this one girl at my work that I was warned about...apparently she pees wherever she wants.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0 -
On the floor...PJ_Soul said:
Whaaaaaat??? Like in her pants, or on stuff?!RKCNDY said:There is this one girl at my work that I was warned about...apparently she pees wherever she wants.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless0 -
Naaah. Come on!RKCNDY said: .... You're working with dogs. I just figured it out (i hope). With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0
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