You may be happy you pooped but the poop itself can't be happy. First it's poop, 2nd it comes out of a bum and last but not least is is discarded immediately with haste.
You may be happy you pooped but the poop itself can't be happy. First it's poop, 2nd it comes out of a bum and last but not least is is discarded immediately with haste.
You may be happy you pooped but the poop itself can't be happy. First it's poop, 2nd it comes out of a bum and last but not least is is discarded immediately with haste.
How do you know? Have you ever been a poop? Sounds discriminatory to me. Might have to ask that you be banned. So insulting, so very insulting.
You may be happy you pooped but the poop itself can't be happy. First it's poop, 2nd it comes out of a bum and last but not least is is discarded immediately with haste.
How do you know? Have you ever been a poop? Sounds discriminatory to me. Might have to ask that you be banned. So insulting, so very insulting.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^hahahahahahahahahahaha. I about woke my wife and kids because I was laughing. It might have to do with the fact I spent all day out in the sun at a couple of baseball games (it was 91 degrees here today) and then smoked a bowl when I got home but that was f*cking hilarious to me.
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Back to the irritating office behavior : when my coworker only gives me half the informations I need to do the job correctly or when he gives me a lot of unnecessary infos thinking "well, she will figure out what the client want 'cause I don't I have time to waste with this". If you don't know/understand what your client want, I don't either!
there's this woman at my work who does shitloads of work! nay fuckloads of work... well annoying!!
she does not annoy wells can i say. nobody can, they are inamanamanianamnante
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
At potlucks when people use their finger to wipe off the serving/scooping spoon and then shoves it back into the dish. I know you don't wash your hands! Gross, I'm so glad I only work with one other girl and we both work for the same person. It so awesome there, she keeps matches in the bathroom.
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When you're trying to get out of a late meeting and the same person won't shut up and keeps asking questions that are pointless - but they looove to hear themselves talk so we're all stuck.
When you're trying to get out of a late meeting and the same person won't shut up and keeps asking questions that are pointless - but they looove to hear themselves talk so we're all stuck.
so glad it's rare for me to have meetings. I hear from most people that 98% of them are useless and run 300% longer than they should.
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When you're trying to get out of a late meeting and the same person won't shut up and keeps asking questions that are pointless - but they looove to hear themselves talk so we're all stuck.
so glad it's rare for me to have meetings. I hear from most people that 98% of them are useless and run 300% longer than they should.
Pretty much - it's sitting there for 1-2 hour discussing why work isn't getting done...
When you're trying to get out of a late meeting and the same person won't shut up and keeps asking questions that are pointless - but they looove to hear themselves talk so we're all stuck.
so glad it's rare for me to have meetings. I hear from most people that 98% of them are useless and run 300% longer than they should.
Pretty much - it's sitting there for 1-2 hour discussing why work isn't getting done...
Once I was in a meeting in which everyone was asked how their department could complete project xyz faster. Since I was my department I suggested actually working on said project would probably prove more effective than sitting in a 3 hour meeting. That didn't go over as well as I thought it would.
some people just seem to laugh a little too easily when a joke is being made by an exec. I shit you not. I thought that stuff died with the 80's. But it seems to happen to people you wouldn't even expect it to.
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Your post reminds me of that Sopranos episode, when Feech got out of prison and kept busting Tony's balls...at a card game one evening, Tony tells some stupid joke and the camera slowly pans around showing everyone laughing hysterically - except Feech.
How about someone taking only the BASE of the kettle and stashing it in a cupboard no one uses, but leaving the kettle on the counter... so no one knows wtf is going on.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
some people just seem to laugh a little too easily when a joke is being made by an exec. I shit you not. I thought that stuff died with the 80's. But it seems to happen to people you wouldn't even expect it to.
How about someone taking only the BASE of the kettle and stashing it in a cupboard no one uses, but leaving the kettle on the counter... so no one knows wtf is going on.
some people just seem to laugh a little too easily when a joke is being made by an exec. I shit you not. I thought that stuff died with the 80's. But it seems to happen to people you wouldn't even expect it to.
Speaking of this, there is this woman here that laughs at freakin' everything and her laugh is so annoying after a while...i honestly can't figure out what is so funny!
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i am the only male in my office that is not a surgeon. i work in an area with a bunch of female medical assistants. the one that sits closest to me is always talking to herself and "thinking out loud." it was so distracting that i asked to move my desk because her blabbering was breaking my concentration and slowing me down. they moved me one cubicle down, no change in the babbling or distraction...facepalm....
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i am the only male in my office that is not a surgeon. i work in an area with a bunch of female medical assistants. the one that sits closest to me is always talking to herself and "thinking out loud." it was so distracting that i asked to move my desk because her blabbering was breaking my concentration and slowing me down. they moved me one cubicle down, no change in the babbling or distraction...facepalm....
Then I would drive you nuts, because I do this...not constantly, but I do think outloud and talk to myself...lol
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If you don't know/understand what your client want, I don't either!
she does not annoy wells can i say. nobody can, they are inamanamanianamnante
It so awesome there, she keeps matches in the bathroom.
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he was gone, wasn't he?
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That didn't go over as well as I thought it would.
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