put paper in the Xerox machine when it runs out...
seriously, you'd think these people would just be getting out of their cars and walking away if they can't refill something.
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And if you drain the water cooler, put a new fucking bottle on it, assholes.
Those things are too heavy. I couldn't change one if you paid me.
Then go and ask someone to help. Don't drain it and simply walk away. Doing that just leaves the next person with 1) the task that belonged to the person who drained it, and 2) having to drink warm water.
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My workplace is right next to Optical and the Optometrist, who only works part-time, ALWAYS slams the door (I guess with each patient he takes back there). It actually startled me twice today. How do you even deal with something like that? Go next door and ask him not to slam it from now on??
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I guess some people email because it's not urgent and they don't want to disturb you. Sometimes people are busy and it can wait. We do it at my work - and there's only 2 of us here.
yeah, I get that. But my work area is very open. everyone talks openly. she is the ONLY one of several of us that does it. over 8 years, it seems more of an avoidance issue than a non-urgent one. she also tried to resolve a conflict with someone via email who sits next to her. it's ridiculous.
Well, everyone has a preferred method of communication. Some people are talkers - they aren't happy unless they're talking with someone, either face to face or over the phone. Some people prefer to communicate in writing, often because they get flustered trying to explain something verbally, or they have trouble getting their points across in person.
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I guess some people email because it's not urgent and they don't want to disturb you. Sometimes people are busy and it can wait. We do it at my work - and there's only 2 of us here.
yeah, I get that. But my work area is very open. everyone talks openly. she is the ONLY one of several of us that does it. over 8 years, it seems more of an avoidance issue than a non-urgent one. she also tried to resolve a conflict with someone via email who sits next to her. it's ridiculous.
Well, everyone has a preferred method of communication. Some people are talkers - they aren't happy unless they're talking with someone, either face to face or over the phone. Some people prefer to communicate in writing, often because they get flustered trying to explain something verbally, or they have trouble getting their points across in person.
I know what you are saying. But i know this woman very well. And i know why she does it. Its part of a pattern of passive agressiveness coupled with cowardice.
if you finish the fucking coffee, take 3 minutes & brew a fresh pot.
My vp is the fucking worst for this. He insists on getting coffee from our station, in some transparent attempt to be one with the people, but he has never made a pot in his life. AND he leaves a pile of spilled coffee mate. Cant even be bothered to clean it. It is like dust. You could breathe on it and it would disappear. Zero effort.
Why do people have to talk on the phone while sitting on the toilet taking a dump? Grunting and fart noises in between sentences. If I was on the other end of the line I would hang up. How gross is that. And to think of the amount of germs on that guys phone.
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Why do people have to talk on the phone while sitting on the toilet taking a dump? Grunting and fart noises in between sentences. If I was on the other end of the line I would hang up. How gross is that. And to think of the amount of germs on that guys phone.
We have a dude that talks on the can and I've heard him pop a soda can and open a bag of chips in there.
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Why do people have to talk on the phone while sitting on the toilet taking a dump? Grunting and fart noises in between sentences. If I was on the other end of the line I would hang up. How gross is that. And to think of the amount of germs on that guys phone.
We have a dude that talks on the can and I've heard him pop a soda can and open a bag of chips in there.
Why do people have to talk on the phone while sitting on the toilet taking a dump? Grunting and fart noises in between sentences. If I was on the other end of the line I would hang up. How gross is that. And to think of the amount of germs on that guys phone.
We have a dude that talks on the can and I've heard him pop a soda can and open a bag of chips in there.
WTF???
I knew a WOMAN who liked to eat bowls of ice cream while on the can.
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I'm a gonna rent a cube farm for a week and invite all you degenerates to come work from there for a week. Gonna film the daily business and call it Real Cubes. Then sell the rights to the Fox channel. I need some help with the elimination challenges or should we just rely on "office behaviors" and let the viewers vote peeps out?
I like how the folks around me go all quiet as a mouse when I'm on the phone. They could compete with the NSA for the intel they pick up. No personal calls for me though because of it.
Thanks for the laughs today considering the headlines and opinion pieces.
I need some help with the elimination challenges or should we just rely on "office behaviors" and let the viewers vote peeps out?
It sounds like elimination challenges are already happening above. I know I'd be challenged to eliminate while eating ice cream, chips, soda, and playing with my phone!
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I have a public bathroom phobia and the idea of someone eating in a shared bathroom makes me want to hurl. Thanks to toilet flushing poop germs are always floating around the bathroom. You are ingesting someone's poop.
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I have a public bathroom phobia and the idea of someone eating in a shared bathroom makes me want to hurl. Thanks to toilet flushing poop germs are always floating around the bathroom. You are ingesting someone's poop.
How about the idea of when a person comes in after you, takes the stall next to you (while there are 4 other empty stall in the bathroom), begins to emit all sorts of unimaginable sounds and smells, then flushes the toilet, turns on the sink for 2 seconds and then leaves?
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I have to use a public washroom at work. The idea of "poop germs" floating in the air bothers me a lot. For a brief time I started wearing one of those masks - I can them Michael Jackson masks - to the washroom. Then I just started keep my mouth closed the entire time and breathe only through my nose. I might go back to using the mask.
I think it should be mandatory for all toilets in public washrooms to have lids that automatically lower when you flush them. It should be considered a public health issue.
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I have a public bathroom phobia and the idea of someone eating in a shared bathroom makes me want to hurl. Thanks to toilet flushing poop germs are always floating around the bathroom. You are ingesting someone's poop.
How about the idea of when a person comes in after you, takes the stall next to you (while there are 4 other empty stall in the bathroom), begins to emit all sorts of unimaginable sounds and smells, then flushes the toilet, turns on the sink for 2 seconds and then leaves?
I have a public bathroom phobia and the idea of someone eating in a shared bathroom makes me want to hurl. Thanks to toilet flushing poop germs are always floating around the bathroom. You are ingesting someone's poop.
How about the idea of when a person comes in after you, takes the stall next to you (while there are 4 other empty stall in the bathroom), begins to emit all sorts of unimaginable sounds and smells, then flushes the toilet, turns on the sink for 2 seconds and then leaves?
Even worse, you don't hear the sink at all.
My work caters in lunch everyday. There are tongs or serving utensils at every dish/item yet some of the people just start reaching in and grabbing the bread or other things with their hands. Every time I see it this is what I think of (people not washing their hands). I now go get my lunch first right when the food is setup. Otherwise I don't think I could eat it.
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I'm sure it has already been said - but the people who take calls or make calls while in the bathroom. I mean - come on. As it is I don't like going in when every stall is full - because there are too many noises - gag. I can't imagine being the guy on the other line of the lady in the stall next to me taking a grumpy while on the phone.
Also - now this is truly nasty - I saw another lady walk in to a stall with a Snickers bar in her hand - do her thing - then walk out and then didn't even wash her hands. I almost got sick - I don't even walk in with gum in my mouth, just feels gross to be chomping away in there.
Why do people have to talk on the phone while sitting on the toilet taking a dump? Grunting and fart noises in between sentences. If I was on the other end of the line I would hang up. How gross is that. And to think of the amount of germs on that guys phone.
We have a dude that talks on the can and I've heard him pop a soda can and open a bag of chips in there.
WTF???
yikes missed this - well I know I am not alone in thinking this is disgusting.
Maybe the OP should change the thread tittle to disgusting bathroom habits. It mostly scares me as to what we are becoming as a society.
In the defense of the non hand washers when I was in Boot Camp I can't remember washing my hands once. Mostly because we had a drill instructor screaming and counting down when we were allowed to relieve ourselves. No one ever got sick. Going #2 was not allowed except in the middle of the night anyways unless you wanted to get screamed at so you learned to go when you could. If nothing else that was one of the greatest things the Marine Corps gave me as a bathroom Phobiast. I can hold as long as needed until I get home and can do my business in my own bathroom that only has my wife and my germs in it. We have 3 bathrooms in the house so only she and I are allowed to use the master bathroom. Kids and guests get to pick from the other two.
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Maybe the OP should change the thread tittle to disgusting bathroom habits. It mostly scares me as to what we are becoming as a society.
In the defense of the non hand washers when I was in Boot Camp I can't remember washing my hands once. Mostly because we had a drill instructor screaming and counting down when we were allowed to relieve ourselves. No one ever got sick. Going #2 was not allowed except in the middle of the night anyways unless you wanted to get screamed at so you learned to go when you could. If nothing else that was one of the greatest things the Marine Corps gave me as a bathroom Phobiast. I can hold as long as needed until I get home and can do my business in my own bathroom that only has my wife and my germs in it. We have 3 bathrooms in the house so only she and I are allowed to use the master bathroom. Kids and guests get to pick from the other two.
I got gastroenteritis after the owner of the clinic I worked at decided to stop buying paper towels and bought towels for all of us to 'share' after 'washing our hands'. After being diagnosed (and being sick for 2 weeks), I started keeping my own hand washing towel in my pocket. Didn't get sick after that-not even whatever colds were going around.
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Who says "I have to poop, let me go get ice cream first"?
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Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
I like how the folks around me go all quiet as a mouse when I'm on the phone. They could compete with the NSA for the intel they pick up. No personal calls for me though because of it.
Thanks for the laughs today considering the headlines and opinion pieces.
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I think it should be mandatory for all toilets in public washrooms to have lids that automatically lower when you flush them. It should be considered a public health issue.
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Also - now this is truly nasty - I saw another lady walk in to a stall with a Snickers bar in her hand - do her thing - then walk out and then didn't even wash her hands. I almost got sick - I don't even walk in with gum in my mouth, just feels gross to be chomping away in there.
In the defense of the non hand washers when I was in Boot Camp I can't remember washing my hands once. Mostly because we had a drill instructor screaming and counting down when we were allowed to relieve ourselves. No one ever got sick. Going #2 was not allowed except in the middle of the night anyways unless you wanted to get screamed at so you learned to go when you could. If nothing else that was one of the greatest things the Marine Corps gave me as a bathroom Phobiast. I can hold as long as needed until I get home and can do my business in my own bathroom that only has my wife and my germs in it. We have 3 bathrooms in the house so only she and I are allowed to use the master bathroom. Kids and guests get to pick from the other two.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
- Christopher McCandless