Irritating Office Behavior

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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,485
    i'm in a good mood. but if someone annoys me, they get stabbed. :punch:
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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    paulonious said:

    i'm in a good mood. but if someone annoys me, they get stabbed. :punch:

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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    What I hated the most was people who would leave food in the fridge.....for days, weeks or months even. That is just disgusting, at the end of every week you should be doing a check and clean of your own science experiments. That stuff was just nasty.
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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    paulonious said:

    Please do not wipe your boogers on the wall? I cant stop laughing!!!

    Where else am I supposed to wipe my boogers? An overreaction if you ask me.
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    northerndragon said:

    What I hated the most was people who would leave food in the fridge.....for days, weeks or months even. That is just disgusting, at the end of every week you should be doing a check and clean of your own science experiments. That stuff was just nasty.

    We have signs on our office refrigerators that warn people to take their shit home or it will be thrown out on Friday evening - containers and all. Bad thing is our cleaning lady retired at the end of 2014 and the new outsourced crew doesn't really give a fuck about the fridge. And I can probably count on one hand how many ppl in the office actually clean up after themselves. Fucking ridiculous.

    We have the booger problem in the bathrooms, too. I will NEVER understand that. You're in the fucking bathroom. There is plenty of toilet paper and paper towels in there for you to blow your nose into (or pick, since that seems to be your leitmotif).

    And speaking of public bathrooms and things I will never, under any circumstance, understand... what's with people who take a shit and don't fucking flush the god damned toilet? HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FUCKING DO THAT?!?!! No one in the history of the universe wants to see someone else's turds stewing in the bowl when they go to take a leak.

    People are fucking gross.
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  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    i... i don't even know where to begin....
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,681
    northerndragon said:

    What I hated the most was people who would leave food in the fridge.....for days, weeks or months even. That is just disgusting, at the end of every week you should be doing a check and clean of your own science experiments. That stuff was just nasty.

    Since everyone is too sloppy and lazy to ever clean up after themselves in the office kitchen, i ended up cleaning it on Thursday before someone died of food poisoning after preparing their lunch there (i don't even use the kitchen, yet was the only one who bothers to clean it. Grrrrrrrrrrr.). I found a Tupperware just completely full of fucking mold on the counter, tucked behind some other Tupperware people were too lazy to put away. It was labeled "Beef mix". Whatever the fuck that is. So gross!!!
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    One place I worked at, we had a huge problem with the fridge and science experiments-they seriously expected 250 people to share 1 fridge.

    The new rule was ''EVERYTHING will be tossed every Friday'. The sign was posted on the fridge in fluorescent paper, said it included Tupperware, creamer, and condiments. Of course a month later, someone posted a 2 page note on the fridge going on and on about " how could anyone throw away my favorite winnie-the-pooh Tupperware, that I've had forever".

    PJ_Soul, you think your kitchen is gross? I don't even want to talk about the fridge at the clinic...OSHA would have a heart attack if they knew what happened there.
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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    you folks have the people who just dump their lunch in the sink and leave their dirty dishes soaking all afternoon?
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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Empty Glass said:

    you folks have the people who just dump their lunch in the sink and leave their dirty dishes soaking all afternoon?

    We had someone like that at my current job. My favorite was when she dumped a bunch of ramen noodles in the sink and left them there. I found it at the end of the day and cleaned it up.

    I was complaining about it to one of my co-workers the next morning. Later on, at lunch time, I found more noodles in the sink. Just gross. There are 8 of us sharing a large area so this time I just made an announcement to everybody, even though I knew perfectly well who had done it: "Whoever dumped noodles in the sink, would you please clean up after yourself!" The offender got up and said, "Oh, that was me, so sorry, that's the first time I've ever done that." I looked over at my co-worker that I'd complained to earlier and we both busted out laughing.

    The person who'd made the mess had many such habits. She no longer works here. I felt sorry for the person who inherited her cubicle. Lots of stuff to clean out. :sick:
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,485
    We continuously have to get a plumber because the sink is clogged. Stir stix, paper towel, massive chunkof food (that obviously had to be purposely jammed down the drain)etc.
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,485
    I once had to send out a mass email about the yogurt takeover of our fridge. It is a small beer fridge for about 20 people. There was about 5 full size containers of yogurt in there. One of my co workers, one of the yogurt culprits, claimed to me that it was well within her right to bring a weeks worth of food. A weeks! And she was completely serious. I had to give her a little lesson anout putting her daily yogurt dose in a small tupperware container out of consideration for others. She refused. She still does. Apparently it is our problem, and if we dont like it, we can store our lunches in the full sized fridge two floors down.

    People just amaze me.
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  • Longueuil
    Longueuil Posts: 2,224
    paulonious said:

    One of my co workers, one of the yogurt culprits, claimed to me that it was well within her right to bring a weeks worth of food. A weeks! And she was completely serious. I had to give her a little lesson anout putting her daily yogurt dose in a small tupperware container out of consideration for others. She refused. She still does. Apparently it is our problem, and if we dont like it, we can store our lunches in the full sized fridge two floors down.

    Put some Tabasco sauce or a massive dose of lemon juice in the yougurt, Problem solve.
    I never put my lunch in the fridge.
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,485
    I wouldnt do that to someones food. If it was my food they were eating, maybe, but not their own.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    paulonious said:

    I wouldnt do that to someones food. If it was my food they were eating, maybe, but not their own.

    This one time...at a place I worked at...one person put lidocaine gel in someone else's food. (for those that don't know, lidocaine is the colorless, and tasteless topical version of novocaine)
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  • frozenwithsalt
    frozenwithsalt Texas Posts: 765
    Girls who dress like they are shot girls at a club. I mean they do know their boobs go INSIDE of their blouse don't they?
  • PJSiren
    PJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    frozenwithsalt said:

    Girls who dress like they are shot girls at a club. I mean they do know their boobs go INSIDE of their blouse don't they?

    OMG, At my old place of employment, there was a woman like that...and she had to be in her late 40s...and she got away with it...I don't know how, but she did...in a fortune 500 company!
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  • PJSiren
    PJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    HR taking their sweet time with shit...and not caring about anyone else's schedule...
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    PJSiren said:

    frozenwithsalt said:

    Girls who dress like they are shot girls at a club. I mean they do know their boobs go INSIDE of their blouse don't they?

    OMG, At my old place of employment, there was a woman like that...and she had to be in her late 40s...and she got away with it...I don't know how, but she did...in a fortune 500 company!
    Was she constantly promoted?
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,485
    PJSiren said:

    HR taking their sweet time with shit...and not caring about anyone else's schedule...

    My senior hr director is literally the biggest bitch anyone has ever known. No one knows why she got into hr if she hates humans so much.

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