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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,872
    That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.
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    frozenwithsaltfrozenwithsalt Texas Posts: 765
    mickeyrat said:

    That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.

    Ewwww. That's terrible. The lady in the cubicle across from me wears peep toe shoes and her toenails are so long they go past the tip of shoe. Gag.
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,835
    one of the crudest women I know....walks around the office, burping constantly. she thinks it's perfectly ok to burp out loud as long as she follows it with an 'fuuuuhhhhh......excuse me'. I think sometimes some people get TOO comfortable where they work/who they work with. She also talks about her period and other bodily functions at any time, no matter who is around. you look at her funny, and she gets all angry like I'M the fucking idiot.
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    mickeyrat said:

    That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.

    Bet he spills coffee on you too...
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,835
    mickeyrat said:

    That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.

    some people have gastro issues. I'm sure it's not pleasant for him either. the dad of an ex girlfriend of mine actually had zero control over when and how loud he farted. you got used to it. no big deal. you knew it was a condition. just one of those things.

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    rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    RKCNDY said:

    PJSiren said:

    Girls who dress like they are shot girls at a club. I mean they do know their boobs go INSIDE of their blouse don't they?

    OMG, At my old place of employment, there was a woman like that...and she had to be in her late 40s...and she got away with it...I don't know how, but she did...in a fortune 500 company!
    Was she constantly promoted?
    That's funny!
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,872

    mickeyrat said:

    That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.

    some people have gastro issues. I'm sure it's not pleasant for him either. the dad of an ex girlfriend of mine actually had zero control over when and how loud he farted. you got used to it. no big deal. you knew it was a condition. just one of those things.

    My office is the cab of my truck. Hehehe.
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,835
    mickeyrat said:

    mickeyrat said:

    That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.

    some people have gastro issues. I'm sure it's not pleasant for him either. the dad of an ex girlfriend of mine actually had zero control over when and how loud he farted. you got used to it. no big deal. you knew it was a condition. just one of those things.

    My office is the cab of my truck. Hehehe.
    :rofl:

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    FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    mickeyrat said:

    mickeyrat said:

    That guy in my office with the bad gas. Hate that fucker.

    some people have gastro issues. I'm sure it's not pleasant for him either. the dad of an ex girlfriend of mine actually had zero control over when and how loud he farted. you got used to it. no big deal. you knew it was a condition. just one of those things.

    My office is the cab of my truck. Hehehe.
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    frozenwithsaltfrozenwithsalt Texas Posts: 765
    It's strange how much my office place is like high school. Mean girls, smart girls, hot guys, jerks that look to fight/argue for any reason, entitled people who are there because their uncle 'knows someone' the over achievers, the back stabbers and every one is over protective of their colored pens.
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,747
    Why must people talk so loud when taking a call at their desk? The whole fucking floor doesn't need to hear your conversation.
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    WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now! Posts: 4,957

    It's strange how much my office place is like high school. Mean girls, smart girls, hot guys, jerks that look to fight/argue for any reason, entitled people who are there because their uncle 'knows someone' the over achievers, the back stabbers and every one is over protective of their colored pens.

    The older I get, the more I wonder when I will see the "grown ups" I always heard about as a kid.
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329

    Why must people talk so loud when taking a call at their desk? The whole fucking floor doesn't need to hear your conversation.

    Amen brother.

    This may have been brought up, but I walked into this situation today. Flush the toilet!! Also, do you need to use 18 pounds of paper and clog the thing?
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013

    It's strange how much my office place is like high school. Mean girls, smart girls, hot guys, jerks that look to fight/argue for any reason, entitled people who are there because their uncle 'knows someone' the over achievers, the back stabbers and every one is over protective of their colored pens.

    The older I get, the more I wonder when I will see the "grown ups" I always heard about as a kid.
    ^^^this. Why do parents always say, "oh, they're just kids, they'll grow up" um...no, they don't. They know for damn sure that those kids won't 'grow up', quit lying.
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,872
    So they moved me into a new "cubicle" last weekend. That fucking farting guy got moved too!!!!

    You motherfuckers!!!!
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    Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Leave the farter one of these on their desk. Maybe they will get the point myshreddies.com/store/flatulence/gifts/
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    There is this one girl at my work that I was warned about...apparently she pees wherever she wants.
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,601
    RKCNDY said:

    There is this one girl at my work that I was warned about...apparently she pees wherever she wants.

    Whaaaaaat??? Like in her pants, or on stuff?! :lol:
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    PJ_Soul said:

    RKCNDY said:

    There is this one girl at my work that I was warned about...apparently she pees wherever she wants.

    Whaaaaaat??? Like in her pants, or on stuff?! :lol:
    On the floor...
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,601
    RKCNDY said:

    PJ_Soul said:

    RKCNDY said:

    There is this one girl at my work that I was warned about...apparently she pees wherever she wants.

    Whaaaaaat??? Like in her pants, or on stuff?! :lol:
    On the floor...
    Naaah. Come on! :lol: .... You're working with dogs. I just figured it out (i hope).
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    PJ_Soul said:

    RKCNDY said:

    PJ_Soul said:

    RKCNDY said:

    There is this one girl at my work that I was warned about...apparently she pees wherever she wants.

    Whaaaaaat??? Like in her pants, or on stuff?! :lol:
    On the floor...
    Naaah. Come on! :lol: .... You're working with dogs. I just figured it out (i hope).
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,835
    edited March 2015
    A co worker who sits two cubes over....sends me an email asking for me to make her a photocopy of a document. First, I am jot your fucking secretary. Second, you have to send me an email from two cubes over? Grow some fucking nuts.
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,601

    A co worker who sits two cubes over....sends me an email asking for me to make her a photocopy of a document. First, I am jot your fucking secretary. Second, you have to send me an email from two cubes over? Grow some fucking nuts.

    The same dude with the defective personality who i was complaining about earlier in this thread will send me an email with a question when he is sitting literally 6 feet away from me (or was, until I got my own office 2 weeks ago... it is much less irritating in my office!).
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,835
    yeah, this same co worker will email me (and even people right next to her). it's bizarre, super-anti-social behaviour. all of us are always nice to her. so it makes zero sense. and with the high probability of an email being taken the wrong way, it's just plain stupid.
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    PJ_Soul said:

    A co worker who sits two cubes over....sends me an email asking for me to make her a photocopy of a document. First, I am jot your fucking secretary. Second, you have to send me an email from two cubes over? Grow some fucking nuts.

    The same dude with the defective personality who i was complaining about earlier in this thread will send me an email with a question when he is sitting literally 6 feet away from me (or was, until I got my own office 2 weeks ago... it is much less irritating in my office!).
    you're reminding me of this one girl I worked with, she sat in the next cube section behind me-so she could see my computer screen. I was working on data entry, and I knew the form by heart so I rarely ever looked at my screen, just entered numbers off whatever I was reading.
    She would send me stupid emails, and I unfortunately had the email pop-up notification on so one day, she kept sending me emails and when I would hit 'enter' on my forms, her email would open. I knew she was doing this on purpose because I would look up and see her email, sigh and hear her snicker behind me.
    I finally got sick of it after a few times so I turned off the notifications (and because I wanted to get work done), after an hour there were 10 emails from her-none urgent, but she went and complained to the supervisor that I wasn't reading emails right away... image

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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    I'll only do the email thing if I need documentation - a paper trail of some kind. But for something like that? Pffft!
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    edited March 2015
    I guess some people email because it's not urgent and they don't want to disturb you. Sometimes people are busy and it can wait. We do it at my work - and there's only 2 of us here.
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,835
    edited March 2015

    I guess some people email because it's not urgent and they don't want to disturb you. Sometimes people are busy and it can wait. We do it at my work - and there's only 2 of us here.

    yeah, I get that. But my work area is very open. everyone talks openly. she is the ONLY one of several of us that does it. over 8 years, it seems more of an avoidance issue than a non-urgent one. she also tried to resolve a conflict with someone via email who sits next to her. it's ridiculous.

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    ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    I used to do emails with someone in the same room cuz he was a slimy fuck and i didn't trust him. Anything work related got documented either by hand or in email. That way whenever he tried to blame me for something he fucked up I had proof he was lying.
    Can't trust anyone nowadays.
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    Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    edited March 2015
    ldent42 said:

    I used to do emails with someone in the same room cuz he was a slimy fuck and i didn't trust him. Anything work related got documented either by hand or in email. That way whenever he tried to blame me for something he fucked up I had proof he was lying.
    Can't trust anyone nowadays.

    Damn is it awesome though when you catch them in a lie you have documented. A dipshit in another office tried telling our joint SVP he never agreed to pick up some costs he had agreed to. I of course denied his denial. Our SVP set up a joint meeting between the 3 of us over the phone. Little did the dipshit know that I sent the SVP all the emails where he did indeed agree to pick up the costs. So at the start the dipshit keeps denying it until our boss started reading him the emails I sent him. Dipshit kept denying it until email number 3 was read and there was no way he could claim stupidity or anything else. It was the greatest moment for me in dealing with some of the morons I have to. I would have given almost anything to see the dipshits face during the meeting.
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