Irritating Office Behavior

rr165892

Our office is pretty chill for a high stress place,so I can't really call the girls out that are in the office. All clean and polite,With the exception of 2 of them love onions (I hate them) and one tends to lean in when discussing stuff she dosent want others to hear.And she's a talker so I have to deal with that straight up onion/coffee breath from her after lunch pretty much daily.
That's pretty harsh.But she's a great person otherwise so I just kinda hold my breath when she talks.

RKCNDY

paulonious said:

where in the fuck do you work? people steal shit? people open your food and eat it and leave evidence without giving a shit? jesus. that's harsh.

the fat girl who works the front desk is always giving me shit when I come back to the office with a bag of food for not telling her where I was going so I could pick something up for her ("I would have gotten you to stop at such-and-such). you have legs. you have a lunch hour. fuck off. get your own shit. I'm not running errands for you. pig.

all of those things happened in a corporate office and a medical clinic.
Corporate office was where we were paid fairly decently...it's not like people there *couldn't* buy lunch. Though, they had to put up a sign in the men's bathroom, "please do not wipe your boogers on the wall"
Medical clinic we were paid shit wages, most of the staff were 20-somethings that still acted like they were in HS.

RKCNDY

oh, thank gawd I don't have to worry about any of that anymore.

HughFreakingDillon

Please do not wipe your boogers on the wall? I cant stop laughing!!!

RKCNDY

and then some guy wiped his boogers on the sign...somebody I worked with took a pic of it.

HughFreakingDillon

RKCNDY said:

and then some guy wiped his boogers on the sign...somebody I worked with took a pic of it.

Oh my god!! Lol!

Empty Glass

Yep...we have boogie people too. Sucks because I'm a gagger. Sitting on the can and seeing one or even on the urinal partition fucks my day up.

northerndragon

I am so glad everyone in my office is cool, of course I'm the only who works there so that may be why.
Also that booger thing, WTF! Who, why.....I can't even....

hedonist

Empty Glass said:

Yep...we have boogie people too. Sucks because I'm a gagger. Sitting on the can and seeing one or even on the urinal partition fucks my day up.

That's what she said (I can never resist )

We just hired someone to assist me and a few others. Nice enough but my god, her eyes go vacant when I'm explaining something - when any of us are. Sloppy work, no care toward accuracy or basic formatting of documents.

Is there really such a dearth of qualified people out there?

Empty Glass

hedonist said:

Empty Glass said:

Yep...we have boogie people too. Sucks because I'm a gagger. Sitting on the can and seeing one or even on the urinal partition fucks my day up.

That's what she said (I can never resist )

We just hired someone to assist me and a few others. Nice enough but my god, her eyes go vacant when I'm explaining something - when any of us are. Sloppy work, no care toward accuracy or basic formatting of documents.

Is there really such a dearth of qualified people out there?

I blame young people and their ways.

HughFreakingDillon

hedonist said:

Empty Glass said:

Yep...we have boogie people too. Sucks because I'm a gagger. Sitting on the can and seeing one or even on the urinal partition fucks my day up.

That's what she said (I can never resist )

We just hired someone to assist me and a few others. Nice enough but my god, her eyes go vacant when I'm explaining something - when any of us are. Sloppy work, no care toward accuracy or basic formatting of documents.

Is there really such a dearth of qualified people out there?

that was the first thought that came to my mind as well! ah, The Office has ruined me. LOL

SPEEDY MCCREADY

A lot of you are pretty judgmental towards your co-workers.

I would LOVE to hear your co-workers opinions towards YOU.

Haha

Especially a few of you..
Who have all the answers, to all the questions, who are Gods gift to the World. That the rest of us, who crawled out from under our rocks, just yesterday, thank the dear Lord for putting you on this planet.
Hell if it wasn't for some of you, and the fact that the rest of us here have you, to lead us through life....I don't now how I/we could possibly survive on this planet without YOU!

Hahahaha

HughFreakingDillon

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

A lot of you are pretty judgmental towards your co-workers.

I would LOVE to hear your co-workers opinions towards YOU.

Haha

Especially a few of you..
Who have all the answers, to all the questions, who are Gods gift to the World. That the rest of us, who crawled out from under our rocks, just yesterday, thank the dear Lord for putting you on this planet.
Hell if it wasn't for some of you, and the fact that the rest of us here have you, to lead us through life....I don't now how I/we could possibly survive on this planet without YOU!

Hahahaha

you piss on the seat in the stall because you refuse to stand at the urinal AND refuse to lift the seat....don't you?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

paulonious said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

A lot of you are pretty judgmental towards your co-workers.

I would LOVE to hear your co-workers opinions towards YOU.

Haha

Especially a few of you..
Who have all the answers, to all the questions, who are Gods gift to the World. That the rest of us, who crawled out from under our rocks, just yesterday, thank the dear Lord for putting you on this planet.
Hell if it wasn't for some of you, and the fact that the rest of us here have you, to lead us through life....I don't now how I/we could possibly survive on this planet without YOU!

Hahahaha

you piss on the seat in the stall because you refuse to stand at the urinal AND refuse to lift the seat....don't you?

I stand on my secretaries desk....
Call her a weaning old hound dog...
Drop my pants, urinate on her desk...
Then tell her to go get me some coffee......

HughFreakingDillon

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

paulonious said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

A lot of you are pretty judgmental towards your co-workers.

I would LOVE to hear your co-workers opinions towards YOU.

Haha

Especially a few of you..
Who have all the answers, to all the questions, who are Gods gift to the World. That the rest of us, who crawled out from under our rocks, just yesterday, thank the dear Lord for putting you on this planet.
Hell if it wasn't for some of you, and the fact that the rest of us here have you, to lead us through life....I don't now how I/we could possibly survive on this planet without YOU!

Hahahaha

you piss on the seat in the stall because you refuse to stand at the urinal AND refuse to lift the seat....don't you?

I stand on my secretaries desk....
Call her a weaning old hound dog...
Drop my pants, urinate on her desk...
Then tell her to go get me some coffee......

booger wiper.

hedonist

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

A lot of you are pretty judgmental towards your co-workers.

I would LOVE to hear your co-workers opinions towards YOU.

Haha

Especially a few of you..
Who have all the answers, to all the questions, who are Gods gift to the World. That the rest of us, who crawled out from under our rocks, just yesterday, thank the dear Lord for putting you on this planet.
Hell if it wasn't for some of you, and the fact that the rest of us here have you, to lead us through life....I don't now how I/we could possibly survive on this planet without YOU!

Hahahaha

Asking for professionalism, courtesy, accuracy and the like - my goodness, so much to ask! Damn straight I'm going to judge someone with a poor work ethic.

I'm not lowering my standards because someone else does. That applies not only to the work environment either.

HughFreakingDillon

hedonist said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

A lot of you are pretty judgmental towards your co-workers.

I would LOVE to hear your co-workers opinions towards YOU.

Haha

Especially a few of you..
Who have all the answers, to all the questions, who are Gods gift to the World. That the rest of us, who crawled out from under our rocks, just yesterday, thank the dear Lord for putting you on this planet.
Hell if it wasn't for some of you, and the fact that the rest of us here have you, to lead us through life....I don't now how I/we could possibly survive on this planet without YOU!

Hahahaha

Asking for professionalism, courtesy, accuracy and the like - my goodness, so much to ask! Damn straight I'm going to judge someone with a poor work ethic.

I'm not lowering my standards because someone else does. That applies not only to the work environment either.

you are familiar with Speedy, aren't you? if not, Speedy...Hedonist....Hedonist....Speedy......

SPEEDY MCCREADY

hedonist said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

A lot of you are pretty judgmental towards your co-workers.

I would LOVE to hear your co-workers opinions towards YOU.

Haha

Especially a few of you..
Who have all the answers, to all the questions, who are Gods gift to the World. That the rest of us, who crawled out from under our rocks, just yesterday, thank the dear Lord for putting you on this planet.
Hell if it wasn't for some of you, and the fact that the rest of us here have you, to lead us through life....I don't now how I/we could possibly survive on this planet without YOU!

Hahahaha

Asking for professionalism, courtesy, accuracy and the like - my goodness, so much to ask! Damn straight I'm going to judge someone with a poor work ethic.

I'm not lowering my standards because someone else does. That applies not only to the work environment either.

Praise the Lord!
Halleluhaj!!!

You are not lowering your standards?
Really?

How long have you/me been posting on this board? Hahahahahaha
We have BOTH lowered our standards, the day we started posting here!

hedonist

Yes yes, quite familiar with Speedy, p

Jason P

I once witnessed someone scratch their nuts and then grab a handful of peanuts from the community peanut bag. I don't eat community peanuts anymore.