Irritating Office Behavior

HughFreakingDillon · February 2015

Jason P said:
I once witnessed someone scratch their nuts and then grab a handful of peanuts from the community peanut bag. I don't eat community peanuts anymore.

like, scratching INSIDE the pants??? or outside?

RKCNDY · February 2015

hedonist said:

Asking for professionalism, courtesy, accuracy and the like - my goodness, so much to ask! Damn straight I'm going to judge someone with a poor work ethic.

I'm not lowering my standards because someone else does. That applies not only to the work environment either.

Damn straight sister!
Just because I'm generally a nice person does not mean that you can take advantage of me or treat me with disrespect. I'm sick of it and will call someone out for being a shithead.
I have little tolerance for self-absorbed people.

Jason P · February 2015

paulonious said:

Jason P said:
I once witnessed someone scratch their nuts and then grab a handful of peanuts from the community peanut bag. I don't eat community peanuts anymore.

like, scratching INSIDE the pants??? or outside?

Inside ... granted this was in a construction jobsite trailer, but still ... Some gruff concrete superintendent who I actually don't think he was self-conscious about what he was doing as he was having a conversation with someone when he committed the crime.

guacamolejoe · February 2015

Glad I never in my life had to work in an office. Just too fidgety.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · February 2015

guacamolejoe said:
Glad I never in my life had to work in an office. Just too fidgety.

fidgety is a good word.

I wouldn't last 10 minutes in an office environment.

HughFreakingDillon · February 2015

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

guacamolejoe said:
Glad I never in my life had to work in an office. Just too fidgety.
fidgety is a good word.

I wouldn't last 10 minutes in an office environment.

I always said that. 18 years later.........

SPEEDY MCCREADY · February 2015

paulonious said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

guacamolejoe said:
Glad I never in my life had to work in an office. Just too fidgety.
fidgety is a good word.

I wouldn't last 10 minutes in an office environment.

I always said that. 18 years later.........

I just know I wouldn't.
I choose to drive a 53 foot semi, loaded with hazmat, through the streets of Chicago. I would rather do what nobody in their right mind......would ever think of doing..

Than work in an office environment.

hedonist · February 2015

An office is typically as staid or laid-back (or somewhere in-between) as the people make it.

Where I am, most wear jeans or dress casually...am definitely not tied to my desk - fortunately for my back! - have a nice large window in my office, and overall work with some really good folks. And the owners of the company take great care of their employees - healthy bonuses, monthly birthday lunches, early closings, etc.

I actually love it here, not to mention the five-minute commute.

HughFreakingDillon · February 2015

my dad was miserable in his job for 40 years....in an office.....so I always told myself I wouldn't do that........but I just kinda fell into through having other types of jobs in the same company......I've been a desk jockey now since 2000. And yeah, I'd rather be doing something else. I don't know how many people actually ASPIRE to working in an office! LOL

Empty Glass · February 2015

Jason P said:
I once witnessed someone scratch their nuts and then grab a handful of peanuts from the community peanut bag. I don't eat community peanuts anymore.

Nuts are nuts...you're kind of being picky

SPEEDY MCCREADY · February 2015

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

paulonious said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

guacamolejoe said:
Glad I never in my life had to work in an office. Just too fidgety.
fidgety is a good word.

I wouldn't last 10 minutes in an office environment.

I always said that. 18 years later.........
I just know I wouldn't.
I choose to drive a 53 foot semi, loaded with hazmat, through the streets of Chicago. I would rather do what nobody in their right mind......would ever think of doing..

Than work in an office environment.

Actually, I would rather be run over by a 53 ft semi....
Than work in an office environment.

HughFreakingDillon · February 2015

Empty Glass said:

Jason P said:
I once witnessed someone scratch their nuts and then grab a handful of peanuts from the community peanut bag. I don't eat community peanuts anymore.
Nuts are nuts...you're kind of being picky

I like Schweddy Balls, myself.

HughFreakingDillon · February 2015

I guess it's not all bad. I just happened to mention in passing I felt like having a Crown (Royal) and coke.....to which my boss replied...."well, if you have a bit of a cold tomorrow....cool with me".

rr165892 · February 2015

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

paulonious said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
A lot of you are pretty judgmental towards your co-workers.

I would LOVE to hear your co-workers opinions towards YOU.

Haha

Especially a few of you..
Who have all the answers, to all the questions, who are Gods gift to the World. That the rest of us, who crawled out from under our rocks, just yesterday, thank the dear Lord for putting you on this planet.
Hell if it wasn't for some of you, and the fact that the rest of us here have you, to lead us through life....I don't now how I/we could possibly survive on this planet without YOU!

Hahahaha

you piss on the seat in the stall because you refuse to stand at the urinal AND refuse to lift the seat....don't you?

I stand on my secretaries desk....
Call her a weaning old hound dog...
Drop my pants, urinate on her desk...
Then tell her to go get me some coffee......

Is this frowned upon?

rr165892 · February 2015

Although not in an Office per say ,the Famous job site Port-o-let bathroom has some of the finest hand drawn art,pornagraphy and cultural learnings on its walls of any work place.
I seriously thought of taking pictures of this beautiful art and making a coffee table book.
You have never seen genitalia drawn so accurately.Always some good rascist quips written to make one laugh . Nothing is quite as special as a quick stop into one of them on a hot July day here in South Florida when the pump truck is a week over do and large crews are all sharing one box.Mmmmmmm.Unless it's an emergency you don't want to enter these boxes from hell.

Last-12-Exit · February 2015

Not really in an office setting, but the guys operating the bull dozers will key up their radio mic during a 30 second Jim hendrix solo and tie up the radio for at least 30 seconds. That drives me crazy because if someone actually needed help or was hurt during that time, we would have to wait for that douche bag let go of the mic. It's actually very dangerous to be doing shit like that. I sent a guy home for the day after he did it 3 times by lunch.

Amongst the Ani · February 2015

I dislike sales people for the most part. To the people here who are sales I am of course not talking about you. There are many very cool sales people, just not that I work with. The ones I work with I find extremely wasteful with money in particular (which effects my bonus) and condescending as well. Our sales department in this specific office scaled back after over hiring for a couple of years. My development team moved into an area they used to occupy as it was a better spot. While most of us were in a meeting one of the leftover sales managers was going through our desk drawers looking for something he said was left behind by one of the people who left. The office manager was in tow telling him he couldn't do that but of course it didnt stop him. He couldn't remember where the person sat and thought that gave him permission to invade our space.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · February 2015

So its Friday!

Do you fine people still stab your co-workers in the back, and talk shit about them on the internet?

Or do you angels cut your co-workers a break on Friday?

Hahahaha

HughFreakingDillon · February 2015

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
So its Friday!

Do you fine people still stab your co-workers in the back, and talk shit about them on the internet?

Or do you angels cut your co-workers a break on Friday?

Hahahaha

still stabby.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · February 2015

paulonious said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
So its Friday!

Do you fine people still stab your co-workers in the back, and talk shit about them on the internet?

Or do you angels cut your co-workers a break on Friday?

Hahahaha
still stabby.

Really? Even on Friday? Hahaha

That's a shame.

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