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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,705
    imalive said:

    I can't claim a legendary three night run of consecutive nights to the ER but I do often wonder how various friends and I survived our younger years.

    I think I fucked up today.....I removed the stitches myself....and my thumb split back open.

    MOTHERF**CKER !!!!!

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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    imalive said:

    lazloblue said:

    Did you go back for more stitches? or just duct tape it back up?

    no new stitches yet....not looking forward to that conversation with the doc...."you decided to do what?"....next time I unwrap it I may take a picture.

    I'm a dumbass.
    I can't believe I'm saying this... yes, take a picture.

    (My husband was carving pumpkins the night before Halloween once and sliced into the base of his thumb. He said the blood splurted up straight in the air, like two feet. He'd put pressure on it, let it go and the blood would splurt up again. He knew he needed stitches, but was too embarrassed to go to the emergency room for a pumpkin carving injury. It took forever to heal.)
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Enkidu said:

    imalive said:

    lazloblue said:

    Did you go back for more stitches? or just duct tape it back up?

    no new stitches yet....not looking forward to that conversation with the doc...."you decided to do what?"....next time I unwrap it I may take a picture.

    I'm a dumbass.
    I can't believe I'm saying this... yes, take a picture.

    (My husband was carving pumpkins the night before Halloween once and sliced into the base of his thumb. He said the blood splurted up straight in the air, like two feet. He'd put pressure on it, let it go and the blood would splurt up again. He knew he needed stitches, but was too embarrassed to go to the emergency room for a pumpkin carving injury. It took forever to heal.)
    I second this.We need more pictures.In fact Maybe Last Exit can bring a camera to work so we can be sickly entertained (not the serious stuff)with stupid human tricks.
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Wow. This thread made it to page 5! It's time for syndicated!
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Last-12-Exit said:

    Wow. This thread made it to page 5! It's time for syndicated!

    We may be digitally challenged, but we are many and we are strong.This thread shall live on my friend.......

    How did it go with the MRI ?What they say about that stretched out rubber band they took from your wrist?
  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    imalive said:

    lazloblue said:

    Did you go back for more stitches? or just duct tape it back up?

    no new stitches yet....not looking forward to that conversation with the doc...."you decided to do what?"....next time I unwrap it I may take a picture.

    I'm a dumbass.
    tell him you did it in your sleep?

    did you see me? i saw you.
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    rr165892 said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    Wow. This thread made it to page 5! It's time for syndicated!

    We may be digitally challenged, but we are many and we are strong.This thread shall live on my friend.......

    How did it go with the MRI ?What they say about that stretched out rubber band they took from your wrist?
    Still waiting on the doc to call me back with the results.
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Enkidu said:


    I can't believe I'm saying this... yes, take a picture.

    (My husband was carving pumpkins the night before Halloween once and sliced into the base of his thumb. He said the blood splurted up straight in the air, like two feet. He'd put pressure on it, let it go and the blood would splurt up again. He knew he needed stitches, but was too embarrassed to go to the emergency room for a pumpkin carving injury. It took forever to heal.)

    I have a funny feeling that most ERs have seen their share of pumpkin carving injuries!
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Who Princess said:

    Enkidu said:


    I can't believe I'm saying this... yes, take a picture.

    (My husband was carving pumpkins the night before Halloween once and sliced into the base of his thumb. He said the blood splurted up straight in the air, like two feet. He'd put pressure on it, let it go and the blood would splurt up again. He knew he needed stitches, but was too embarrassed to go to the emergency room for a pumpkin carving injury. It took forever to heal.)

    I have a funny feeling that most ERs have seen their share of pumpkin carving injuries!
    And bagel-slicing! I've read that weekends are busytime for this.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    Damn! Leave this page for a few day and come back and read I don't know weather to laugh or cringe. Ok- laugh :))

    Take care of that finger, imalive! Watch your hands, folks!
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,327
    Enkidu said:

    imalive said:

    lazloblue said:

    Did you go back for more stitches? or just duct tape it back up?

    no new stitches yet....not looking forward to that conversation with the doc...."you decided to do what?"....next time I unwrap it I may take a picture.

    I'm a dumbass.
    I can't believe I'm saying this... yes, take a picture.


    doesn't look a whole helluva lot better, does it??? It may be healing, tho....the bleeding has stopped and I'm hoping that "flap" is just dead skin. right??? :-B

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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    It may sound crazy, but when you bandage that thing up, use preparation h instead of neosporin or another ointment. I used it in my hand and it works extremely well. It helps with reducing scarring and it is good for minor pain relief.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    Last-12-Exit said:

    It may sound crazy, but when you bandage that thing up, use preparation h instead of neosporin or another ointment. I used it in my hand and it works extremely well. It helps with reducing scarring and it is good for minor pain relief.

    Interesting! I never heard of doing that, but having read that we use too many antibiotics and are building a resistance to them, it sounds like a great idea.

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Ugh, why did I ask for more pictures? I also heard neosporin wasn't great for you. Does it still hurt like hell?
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    brianlux said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    It may sound crazy, but when you bandage that thing up, use preparation h instead of neosporin or another ointment. I used it in my hand and it works extremely well. It helps with reducing scarring and it is good for minor pain relief.

    Interesting! I never heard of doing that, but having read that we use too many antibiotics and are building a resistance to them, it sounds like a great idea.

    My physical therapist swore by the stuff for any cuts or scrapes no matter how severe or minor. I used it on my hand after every one of ny surgeries. I put on my kids when they scrape their knees or open up a blister. It does work.

  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited August 2014
    Imalive,it actually looks much better and the color is descent.Be careful with the prep H,you saw Last-12 fingers I believe they shrunk using that stuff.lol
    No,I,ve also been told about its benefit.
    Can you soak it a little?
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    I soaked my hand on a daily basis in water with a product called hibiclens.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Sounds effective and efficient .
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    imalive said:

    Enkidu said:

    imalive said:

    lazloblue said:

    Did you go back for more stitches? or just duct tape it back up?

    no new stitches yet....not looking forward to that conversation with the doc...."you decided to do what?"....next time I unwrap it I may take a picture.

    I'm a dumbass.
    I can't believe I'm saying this... yes, take a picture.


    doesn't look a whole helluva lot better, does it??? It may be healing, tho....the bleeding has stopped and I'm hoping that "flap" is just dead skin. right??? :-B

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    photo IMG_0675_zpsfb0e3d51.jpg

    photo IMG_0674_zpsb9dff7ff.jpg
    Wow. Did you leave that one stich in there to hold it all together?
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,705
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    imalive said:

    Enkidu said:

    imalive said:

    lazloblue said:

    Did you go back for more stitches? or just duct tape it back up?

    no new stitches yet....not looking forward to that conversation with the doc...."you decided to do what?"....next time I unwrap it I may take a picture.

    I'm a dumbass.
    I can't believe I'm saying this... yes, take a picture.


    doesn't look a whole helluva lot better, does it??? It may be healing, tho....the bleeding has stopped and I'm hoping that "flap" is just dead skin. right??? :-B

    photo IMG_0672_zps71c328df.jpg

    photo IMG_0675_zpsfb0e3d51.jpg

    photo IMG_0674_zpsb9dff7ff.jpg
    Wow. Did you leave that one stich in there to hold it all together?
    :))
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata

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