Ok, so I didn't get to the gym until late today. I walk the treadmill, finish, pull my water bottle and stuff (keys etc..) out of the cup holder in the treadmill and start walking through the gym towards the locker room, look down at my stuff and realize I'm carrying a piece of bacon No shit someone thought they would bring some bacon to the gym with them and forgot a piece in the cupholder. :fp:
I forgot the funniest part of this was I was watching a news clip while on the treadmill about a bacon festival :shock:
Saturday February 23rd, Seminole Casino Coconut Creek in south Florida is hosting BaconFest Florida 2013. While it’s the 1st BaconFest in South Florida, it’s occurred in New York and Chicago already. The event is hosted by Chef Todd Fischer from Discovery’s Destination America network show, ‘United States of Bacon’ and includes performances by the Bacon Brothers (yes Kevin Bacon and his brother) and the Dan Band (from the movies Old School & The Hangover). I wonder if there are still tickets available. the bacon festival that was shown on the news clip sold out really fast.
My wife is either going to laugh at my valentines card or punch me in the face.
Hey man at least you got her one. That's most of the battle right there!
no kidding, I don't get anything for valentine's day.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless
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My wife is either going to laugh at my valentines card or punch me in the face.
Hey man at least you got her one. That's most of the battle right there!
crap. not this so-called "holiday" again :fp:
Ha!! I could personally give a shit about this holiday myself. Everyone gets all worked up about it...I don't get it. I'm usually away on business the week of Valentine's but it didn't happen this year :x
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Hey man at least you got her one. That's most of the battle right there!
crap. not this so-called "holiday" again :fp:
Ha!! I could personally give a shit about this holiday myself. Everyone gets all worked up about it...I don't get it. I'm usually away on business the week of Valentine's but it didn't happen this year :x
It is a lucrative holiday in the motorized cylindrical plastics industry.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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Oh my, 1 for me and 3 for monkey
42? Thats it?
how the fuck do you die from it
Well. That's....disturbing news.....
Well.. those were different circumstances
This is bull - you can't die from masturbating all night!! He must have died from something else. Blood clot or something?
:nono: :nono:
you're young...try it out and see how far you get
By 3, I'm just ready for bed.
want to be enlightened"
Not your wife - my wife.
Hey man at least you got her one. That's most of the battle right there!
no kidding, I don't get anything for valentine's day.
- Christopher McCandless
crap. not this so-called "holiday" again :fp:
I can't find the little violin emoticon...
Ha!! I could personally give a shit about this holiday myself. Everyone gets all worked up about it...I don't get it. I'm usually away on business the week of Valentine's but it didn't happen this year :x
Some guys have Class.
So will you be drinking or having sex with your wife that night?
It is a lucrative holiday in the motorized cylindrical plastics industry.
:shock:
Drinking and Getting a BinauralJam i Hope
at least you try to do something nice! you should get brownie points for that!
- Christopher McCandless
Hey, I see what you did there...
This is brilliant.