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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    You big fat ugly cow
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    A old man dies, a young woman lives. Fair trade
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Shut the fuck up Donny."
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    The Dude: Walter... what am I going to tell Lebowski?
    Walter Sobchak: I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling?
    The Dude: Walter...
    Donny: Burkhalter.
    Walter Sobchak: I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
    The Dude: Walter...
    Donny: They already posted it.
    Walter Sobchak: Well they can *fucking unpost it*!
    The Dude: Who gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
    Walter Sobchak: C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.
    Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
    Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
    Donny: What's that?
    The Dude: Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?
    Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*!
    Donny: Sheesh.
    Walter Sobchak: Shomer shabbos!
    The Dude: Walter, how am I going to...
    Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking shabbos.
    The Dude: Oh fuck it. I'm out of here.
    Walter Sobchak: Come on, Dude...
    [rolls his eyes at Donny]
    Walter Sobchak: Fucking BABY...
    [Donny nods]
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    "Has anyone seen my sandals?"
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    I heard Moby Dick on my way to work this morning...made me think of this... :D

    "Man, I ain't believing that shit about Bonham's one hour drum solo, man. I mean one hour of drums, you couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man."
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    afroannnie wrote:
    I heard Moby Dick on my way to work this morning...made me think of this... :D

    "Man, I ain't believing that shit about Bonham's one hour drum solo, man. I mean one hour of drums, you couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man."
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: I love that movie.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Newch91 wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    I heard Moby Dick on my way to work this morning...made me think of this... :D

    "Man, I ain't believing that shit about Bonham's one hour drum solo, man. I mean one hour of drums, you couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man."
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: I love that movie.


    I think I've actually put this one in this thread before...but it's good enough to repeat... :D
    I love Slater!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Rooster Cogburn: That Chinamen is running them cheap shells on me again.
    LaBoeuf: I thought you gonna say the sun was in your eyes. That is to say, your Eye!
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    davidtrios wrote:
    Rooster Cogburn: That Chinamen is running them cheap shells on me again.
    LaBoeuf: I thought you gonna say the sun was in your eyes. That is to say, your Eye!

    "Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature."

    -- Walter Sobchak (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    dankind wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    Rooster Cogburn: That Chinamen is running them cheap shells on me again.
    LaBoeuf: I thought you gonna say the sun was in your eyes. That is to say, your Eye!

    "Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature."

    -- Walter Sobchak (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski


    :lol:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    I could go for a porno
    81 is now off the air

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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    I could go for a porno

    Don't forget the tissues
  • DURP
    DURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    'GET TO THA CHAPAA"
    My butt itches!
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "What a greasy horror show..."-Bubbles :lol:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Not a quote, beut next time i go to the bar, ordering a white russian
    81 is now off the air

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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "Delicate Ricky, delicate... That's blue dye under pressure! That whore blows and we all look like those blue, bald headed dicks that beat the drums."-Bubbles :lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "You just gotta make sure the cops don't get your prescription, cause once they have your prescription, you're fucked!"-Ricky
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "A naked American man stole my balloons. "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "Putz"

    "Moron"

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