The Great Movie Quotes Thread

davidtrios

rick1zoo2 wrote:

"Putz"

"Moron"

in the outakes:

Max Goldman: If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.

cubBEE_girl

“Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!” – Dante

dankind

cubBEE_girl wrote:

“Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!” – Dante

In a row?

Mamasan23

cubBEE_girl wrote:

“Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!” – Dante

One of the best lines ever!

cubBEE_girl

dankind wrote:

cubBEE_girl wrote:

“Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!” – Dante

In a row?

I love that movie!

And in honor of Reservoir Dogs 20th anniversary (god, that makes me feel old :fp: )

Mr. White: If you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize.


Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

Mamasan23

cubBEE_girl wrote:

I love that movie!

And in honor of Reservoir Dogs 20th anniversary (god, that makes me feel old :fp: )

Mr. White: If you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize.

Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

20 YEARS?!!! :fp:

Why do I always gotta be Mr. Pink? Why can't I be Mr. Black?!

cubBEE_girl

Nice Guy Eddie: Okay, first things fuckin' last!


Mr. White: Hardy fuckin' har.

Mamasan23

Mr. Pink: You're acting like a first year fucking thief! I'm acting like a professional!

cubBEE_girl

Mamasan23 wrote:

Mr. Pink: You're acting like a first year fucking thief! I'm acting like a professional!

I love Mr. Pink


Mr. Pink: I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.


Mr. Pink: Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

Mamasan23

cubBEE_girl wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Mr. Pink: You're acting like a first year fucking thief! I'm acting like a professional!

I love Mr. Pink


Mr. Pink: I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.


Mr. Pink: Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

Me too!! And every time I hear that Steeler's Wheel song Stuck in the Middle With You I think of the ear cutting scene

jamburger

Thurgood: I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.
Rehab patient: You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.
Rehab patient: I seen him [do it]!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Thurgood: No, I can't say I have.
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: I didn't think so.
Rehab patient: Boo this man!

cubBEE_girl

Going to see Pulp Fiction on the big screen tomorrow...

Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

Pumpkin: Garçon! Coffee!
Waitress: 'Garçon' means boy.

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Lance: Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!

BinauralJam

jamburger wrote:

Thurgood: I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.
Rehab patient: You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.
Rehab patient: I seen him [do it]!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Thurgood: No, I can't say I have.
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: I didn't think so.
Rehab patient: Boo this man!

The look on David Chappelle's Face

jamburger

BinauralJam wrote:

The look on David Chappelle's Face

pandora

I have been thinking so much of Gone With the Wind lately... strange

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"

I'll have to start using that line, its a good one.

81

Keep the change you filthy animal

The Waiting Trophy Man

Who the hell is John F Kennedy?

peacefrompaul

"Well, that's the last we should be hearing from Lucy man. She's probably stuffing herself down the incinerator about now. You know what we need? We need some opium."

Newch91

"Buzz. Your girlfriend...WOOF!"

norm

Sophomore dude. Sophomore. Fully aged sophomore meat.