The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    http://www.shortlist.com/home/the-ultim ... wers-shown

    THE ULTIMATE TARANTINO QUOTE QUIZ

    i got 21 out of 30.. not great but oh well
  • All right, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?
  • RobbyD462RobbyD462 Posts: 4,812
    Hey guys Big gulps huh,ok well see ya!

    Ah Dumb and Dumber
    -Seattle,Wash-Key Arena-9/21/9 -Vancouver,B.C-Rogers Arena-12/4/13 -Vancouver,BC-Rogers Arena-5/6/24
    -Seattle,Wash-Key Arena-9/22/9 -Pemberton,B.C-7/17/16
    -Vancouver,B.C-GM Place -9/25/9 -Seattle,Wash-Safeco Field-8/8/18
    -Vancouver,B.C-Pacific Coliseum-9/25/11 -Seattle,Wash-Safeco Field-8/10/18
    -Misoula,MT-Adams Field House-9/30/12 -Vancouver,BC-Rogers Arena-5/4/24

  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    RobbyD462 wrote:
    Hey guys Big gulps huh,ok well see ya!

    Ah Dumb and Dumber
    :lol::lol: My friends and I love this so much.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Jay: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Newch91 wrote:
    I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

    Which is, of course, Jay quoting this guy:

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    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "Will you shut the fuck up? There is no bugle program, you sizzle-dick motherfucker! Who do you think you are, some kind of Kenny G or some shit?"
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Patrick Bateman: New card. What do you think?

    Craig McDermott: Whoa-ho. Very nice. Look at that.

    Patrick Bateman: Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.

    David Van Patten: Good coloring.

    Patrick Bateman: That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

    David Van Patten: It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this.

    Timothy Bryce: That is really nice.

    David Van Patten: Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think?

    Patrick Bateman: Nice.

    Timothy Bryce: Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

    Patrick Bateman: [Thinking] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Posts: 22,730
    RobbyD462 wrote:
    Hey guys Big gulps huh,ok well see ya!

    Ah Dumb and Dumber

    Favorite movie of all time.....have to have seen this over 100 times.

    pretty bird, pretty bird
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Can you blow me where the Pampers is?
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    Jason P wrote:
    Can you blow me where the Pampers is?
    PCU?
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    Frank Costello: "A man makes his own way. No one gives it to you. You have to take it. 'Non serviam."
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "It's all gooshy."
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Gustafson's straight as a grizzly's dick. He'd never cheat on his taxes. Never!
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    This isn't from a movie, but he made a few. Didn't see a "Famous Quotes Thread"

    "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it,
    because the only people who really know where it is,
    are the one's who have gone over."

    ~Hunter S. Thompson

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    JK_Livin wrote:
    Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

    Along those lines...

    "Gotta be a mango tree here somewhere."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Good morning Gill... I said good morning, Gill."
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Look, mister, there's... two kinds of dumb, uh... guy that gets naked and runs out in the snow and barks at the moon, and, uh, guy who does the same thing in my living room. First one don't matter, the second one you're kinda forced to deal with.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,092
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,419
    You want me to hold the chicken?
    I want you to hold it between your knees.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXVP5lSF1s
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.

    Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    Michael Dorsey: Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?
    George Fields: No, no, that's too limited... nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you either. I can't even set you up for a commercial. You played a *tomato* for 30 seconds - they went a half a day over schedule because you wouldn't sit down.
    Michael Dorsey: Of course. It was illogical.
    George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move.
  • Danny Vinyard(American History X): So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.' [quoting Abraham Lincoln]

    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    "I'm a teacher, not a Holiday Inn."
  • ldent42ldent42 Posts: 7,859
    "we have to shut down the internet" - Transcendence. I laughed so hard I peed a little.
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