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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    DS1119 wrote:
    Hangover 2


    Tranny: Come on Stu. It was beautiful. We climaxed at the same time.

    Stu: How does that work?



    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Longueuil
    Longueuil Posts: 2,224
    DS1119 wrote:
    I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

    Love that movie and i love that scene.
  • RoughMix
    RoughMix back of a lorry Posts: 385
    "This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."
    "They don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
    is that exactly what I thought I read."
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation! It's a quest. It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    DS1119 wrote:
    I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation! It's a quest. It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
    :lol::lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
    Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    afroannnie wrote:
    Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
    Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.


    :lol:
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "how much for the women?"
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Danny - There's a 95-pound Chinese man with $1 60 million behind this door.

    Linus - Let's get him out.
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.
    William Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
    Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
    William Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Fletch: I'm a friend of Alan's. I'm John.
    Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who?
    Fletch: John Cock... tos... ton.
    Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name.
    Fletch: It's Scotch-Romanian.
    Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
    Fletch: So were my parents.
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    DS1119 wrote:
    Fletch: I'm a friend of Alan's. I'm John.
    Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who?
    Fletch: John Cock... tos... ton.
    Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name.
    Fletch: It's Scotch-Romanian.
    Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
    Fletch: So were my parents.

    "Put it on the Underhill's bill"
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,966
    Ok fuck nuts, time to get probed! :lol:

    from Paul
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
    Del: Why are you holding my hand?
    Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
    Del: Between two pillows...
    Neal: Those aren't pillows!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,165
    "King Kong ain't got shit on me"
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,165
    If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He's got a lotta things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so uptight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 weeks, you'd have a diamond
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,165
    Pilot: Get The hell out of the cockpit
    Butthead: huh huh you said...
    Pilot: NOW!

    :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p6w1lWsl2Q
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    eeriepadave wrote:
    Pilot: Get The hell out of the cockpit
    Butthead: huh huh you said...
    Pilot: NOW!

    :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p6w1lWsl2Q
    :lol: Classic!
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    eeriepadave wrote:
    If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He's got a lotta things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so uptight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 weeks, you'd have a diamond



    :lol::lol:
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "Shomer fucking shabbos"

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