The Great Movie Quotes Thread

81

You big fat ugly cow

81

A old man dies, a young woman lives. Fair trade

Newch91

"Shut the fuck up Donny."

Newch91

The Dude: Walter... what am I going to tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling?
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: Burkhalter.
Walter Sobchak: I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: They already posted it.
Walter Sobchak: Well they can *fucking unpost it*!
The Dude: Who gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
Donny: What's that?
The Dude: Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*!
Donny: Sheesh.
Walter Sobchak: Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter, how am I going to...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking shabbos.
The Dude: Oh fuck it. I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak: Come on, Dude...
[rolls his eyes at Donny]
Walter Sobchak: Fucking BABY...
[Donny nods]

supersonicyears

"Has anyone seen my sandals?"

afroannnie

I heard Moby Dick on my way to work this morning...made me think of this...

"Man, I ain't believing that shit about Bonham's one hour drum solo, man. I mean one hour of drums, you couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man."

Newch91

afroannnie wrote:

I heard Moby Dick on my way to work this morning...made me think of this...

"Man, I ain't believing that shit about Bonham's one hour drum solo, man. I mean one hour of drums, you couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man."

I love that movie.

afroannnie

Newch91 wrote:

afroannnie wrote:

I heard Moby Dick on my way to work this morning...made me think of this...

"Man, I ain't believing that shit about Bonham's one hour drum solo, man. I mean one hour of drums, you couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man."

I love that movie.

I think I've actually put this one in this thread before...but it's good enough to repeat...
I love Slater!

davidtrios

Rooster Cogburn: That Chinamen is running them cheap shells on me again.
LaBoeuf: I thought you gonna say the sun was in your eyes. That is to say, your Eye!

dankind

davidtrios wrote:

Rooster Cogburn: That Chinamen is running them cheap shells on me again.
LaBoeuf: I thought you gonna say the sun was in your eyes. That is to say, your Eye!

"Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature."

-- Walter Sobchak (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski

davidtrios

dankind wrote:

davidtrios wrote:

Rooster Cogburn: That Chinamen is running them cheap shells on me again.
LaBoeuf: I thought you gonna say the sun was in your eyes. That is to say, your Eye!

"Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature."

-- Walter Sobchak (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski

81

I could go for a porno

peacefrompaul

81 wrote:

I could go for a porno

Don't forget the tissues

DURP

'GET TO THA CHAPAA"

peacefrompaul

"What a greasy horror show..."-Bubbles

81

Not a quote, beut next time i go to the bar, ordering a white russian

peacefrompaul

"Delicate Ricky, delicate... That's blue dye under pressure! That whore blows and we all look like those blue, bald headed dicks that beat the drums."-Bubbles

peacefrompaul

"You just gotta make sure the cops don't get your prescription, cause once they have your prescription, you're fucked!"-Ricky

afroannnie

"A naked American man stole my balloons. "

rick1zoo2

"Putz"

"Moron"