Muffins are Lame

peacefrompaul
peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
edited July 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Muffins are lame...

They are crumbly... the crumbs get everywhere

They create sticky fingers...

The paper is gross... nobody even wants to pick them up...

They aren't even that tasty for the amount of fat packed into them...

Who really wants a whole grain muffin?
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  • guitar59
    guitar59 Posts: 1,221
    I love a warm, home baked, banana muffin. I don't care for the high fat store bought, coffee shop muffins...but the ones I bake are awesome!
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    op

    put down the drugs & seven whiskey bottles

    breathe, dude
    breathe
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    op

    put down the drugs & seven whiskey bottles

    breathe, dude
    breathe

    Thanks... I think I'm good now
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    paul, if your dream goddess came to you wearing a bra & g-string made of muffins
    and she told you to eat them off of her in order to get to her flesh



    you get the idea.

    would you be eating muffins or would you be walking?

    and to switch things up.... my dream goddess could be wearing raw liver and elephant ear wax as her bra and g-string... im a chowin son of a
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    paul, if your dream goddess came to you wearing a bra & g-string made of muffins
    and she told you to eat them off of her in order to get to her flesh



    you get the idea.

    would you be eating muffins or would you be walking?

    and to switch things up.... my dream goddess could be wearing raw liver and elephant ear wax as her bra and g-string... im a chowin son of a

    :lol:

    That's awesome :D
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    I only eat the top
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    I only eat the top

    Lame :lol:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I prefer a nice toasted bagel with cream cheese.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    I prefer a nice toasted bagel with cream cheese.

    Excellent choice
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Muffin Ass
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,726
    not where i put them... 8-)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    this thread is lame.

    :corn:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mfc2006 wrote:
    this thread is lame.

    :corn:

    fisticuffs.jpg
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    this thread is lame.

    :corn:

    fisticuffs.jpg

    :lol:
    :twisted:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,343
    Fuck muffins!
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    Fuck muffins!

    Kill 'em all!
  • Horos
    Horos Posts: 4,519
    Muffin Man

    http://youtu.be/-Jh6wnmRbvQ
    #FHP
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    26026435.jpg
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    did somebody say muffins

    the-muffin-man.jpg
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    I prefer a nice toasted bagel with cream cheese.

    Oh no, not this again! :fp:

    Clearly the world has 2 different kind of people. The muffin people, and the non-muffin people. I have no use for non-muffin people :nono:
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