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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Pamela0222 wrote:
    Dear me,

    Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

    :sick:

    Aww I'm sorry! With all the traveling I do for work I learned a trick - sleeping fast. That means hours and hours of boozing, getting sometimes only an hour of sleep, and working full-on the next day. You've just gotta trick your body into thinking that in that one hour you got 8...it takes time but once you master it, you're golden :mrgreen:

    Oh and lots of visine and redbull help as well :lol:

    Dear Mamasan23,

    It sounds to me like you may be going to work still drunk. :nono: :mrgreen:

    In solidarity,

    RYE
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Dear customers,


    If you see a sign that says "No Parking" please take it at face value and do not park in those areas. Thank you.



    Sincerely,

    Captain Obvious
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    RYEzupSF wrote:

    Dear Mamasan23,

    It sounds to me like you may be going to work still drunk. :nono: :mrgreen:

    In solidarity,

    RYE

    Dear RYE:

    Indeed my fellow enthusiast.

    Indeed.

    :mrgreen:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:

    Dear Mamasan23,

    It sounds to me like you may be going to work still drunk. :nono: :mrgreen:

    In solidarity,

    RYE

    Dear RYE:

    Indeed my fellow enthusiast.

    Indeed.

    :mrgreen:

    Bottoms up, my friend. Cheers!
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    dear you-know-who:

    go fuck yourself.

    and the horse you rode in on.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear 'North America's Leading Provider of Integrated Environmental Solutions',

    Please come by and pick up my shit and take it to the landfill like you are supposed to already. :evil:

    You do realize that it's going to be 80+ this weekend, and garbage that has been sitting for over a week and left to sit and cook in that kind of weather isn't very pleasant smelling.

    Settle the contract dispute already!

    disgruntled,
    a paying customer
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear fellow at the urinal next to me,

    I am sorry for peeing on your shoes again.

    Sincerley,

    D-man
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear Olive Garden,

    You suck. First of all, you have ZERO dining establishments in Montana...the ENTIRE STATE, so when family comes to visit, guess where they want to go? :roll:

    Last night, you told us, "35-45 minutes" to wait for a table of 9. We waited 75 minutes. :x But they are 'nice folks' and never complain. Maybe you judged us because there were 3 kids. All of which did not make a QUARTER of the noise as the OTHER table with TWO kids.

    The service sucked, I didn't get another beverage even though I had finished my iced tea just after I got my meal. The food was sub par and bland. Since you automatically added the 18% gratuity, we decided to not give you any additional tip. Side note: had we been seated in a timely fashion (like the 35-45 minutes that were originally stated) maybe we would have kicked in another 5%. (I really do think that you assume you can give large parties crappy service since you know you will be guaranteed a tip-hint: personally we typically tip a minimum of 20%)

    The only thing I appreciated was that you split the bill 3 ways.

    :|
    RK
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear RK,

    Don't go to olive garden

    Your pal,
    81
    81 is now off the air

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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Dear Snooze Bar,

    I will be smacking the shit out of you in about 6.5 hours. Sorry.


    Sincerely,

    Letmesleepanother9minutes
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Dear Self,


    There is no reason to get up at 4:30 when you can easily sleep until 7:00. Please consider this tomorrow.

    Thank you,

    Self
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear mfc2006,

    I wanted to wish you the best of luck on your 3rd interview today. I hope they extend an offer to you today...you should take it!

    Lots of love!
    RKCNDY

    (and then while you are busy at work, I can catch up and surpass you to get into the 20k club!)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear fellow motorists,

    when you see my headlights in your rearview mirror, move one lane to the right, or better yet, if you are going to go slow, perhaps just stay to the right.

    thanks
    your fellow motorist
    81 is now off the air

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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,311
    81 wrote:
    Dear fellow motorists,

    when you see my headlights in your rearview mirror, move one lane to the right, or better yet, if you are going to go slow, perhaps just stay to the right.

    thanks
    your fellow motorist
    dear fellow motorist with the lead foot.


    I'm bigger.

    sincerely,
    driving a big ass truck
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear big ass truck,

    Just stay to the right. If decide to pass, don't take five miles to execute your pass.

    Cheers,
    Mr. Cruising fast guy
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    Dear big ass truck,

    Just stay to the right. If decide to pass, don't take five miles to execute your pass.

    Cheers,
    Mr. Cruising fast guy


    This made giggle.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear Post Office,

    Thanks for calling me a few hours after I filed a complaint, speedy service is :thumbup:.

    ALTHOUGH, you MUST find my poster! How can you lose a tube? A card, a magazine, a letter, a postcard... I understand (I really hope you didn't really lose unlost's postcard from when I was in Calgary! :x ) but really? a 36" long tube, you can somehow 'misplace'?

    FIND IT! :evil:

    Pissed off Poster Collector
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear Drug Manufactuer,

    If you are going to label your product as lasting 12 hours, perhaps it should last longer than 7 hours. :fp:

    you former customer
    81 is now off the air

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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Dear Redskins,

    you make it hard to love you.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Dear Chan Gailey,

    You suck.


    Sincerely,
    Chan Gailey's mom

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