The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "Get him a drink. Don't be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm Godfather to your son."
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    You hit Becka with your dick?
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    You hit Becka with your dick?

    :lol:
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    "Get him a drink. Don't be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm Godfather to your son."
    So many classic lines from that movie.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    Whaaaat?! Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAMudS-QCU
    Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    curlygirly9 wrote:
    Whaaaat?! Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAMudS-QCU

    Oh... that movie. I played a game with that movie once... Smoke a bowl every time they smoked.

    Couldn't make it. :lol:
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Moe: [After a nun is hit with a giant church bell falling off a roof] Do you know that nun?
    Curly: No, but the face rings a bell.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Moe: [After a nun is hit with a giant church bell falling off a roof] Do you know that nun?
    Curly: No, but the face rings a bell.

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    what
    81 is now off the air

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  • Longueuil
    Longueuil Posts: 2,224
    JFK: Congratulations, how does it feel been an All American?
    Student #1 : It's an honnor sir.
    JFK: Congratulations, how does it feel been an All American?
    Student #2 : Very good sir.
    JFK: Congratulations, how does it feel been an All American?
    Student #3 : Very good sir.
    JFK: Congratulations, how do you feel?
    Forrest Gump: I gotta pee.

    ---

    Lieutenant Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
    Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

    ---

    Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
    Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
    Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
    Lieutenant Dan: Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot!
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Longueuil wrote:
    JFK: Congratulations, how does it feel been an All American?
    Student #1 : It's an honnor sir.
    JFK: Congratulations, how does it feel been an All American?
    Student #2 : Very good sir.
    JFK: Congratulations, how does it feel been an All American?
    Student #3 : Very good sir.
    JFK: Congratulations, how do you feel?
    Forrest Gump: I gotta pee.

    ---

    Lieutenant Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
    Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

    ---

    Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
    Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
    Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
    Lieutenant Dan: Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot!
    :lol: :thumbup:

    JFK: I believe he said he has to pee.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    let's go get thrown out of the Applebee's
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Blanche: You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair.
    Jane: But you *are*, Blanche! You *are* in that chair!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    afroannnie wrote:
    Jane: But you *are*, Blanche! You *are* in that chair!

    and forever i will hear george costanza saying this line :lol::lol:
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    norm wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    Jane: But you *are*, Blanche! You *are* in that chair!

    and forever i will hear george costanza saying this line :lol::lol:


    :lol::lol::lol: I totally forgot about that! Priceless.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    afroannnie wrote:
    "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "
    Hunter, you are a genius.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • RoughMix
    RoughMix back of a lorry Posts: 385
    "Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker,motherfucker.
    Every time my fingers touch brain,I'm superfly TNT.
    I'm the guns of the Navarone.
    In fact,what the fuck am I doing in the back?
    You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail !"

    Jules to Vincent.
    Pulp Fiction.
    "They don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
    is that exactly what I thought I read."
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    Newch91 wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "
    Hunter, you are a genius.

    "As your attorney, I advise you to take one hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit...You took too much, too much"
    Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
  • RoughMix
    RoughMix back of a lorry Posts: 385
    Henry Gondorff: "Tough luck Lonnahan, but that's what you get for playing with your head up your ass.
    Couple more like that and we can all go to bed."

    Doyle Lonnegan: "The name's Lonnegan-- Doyle Lonnegan. You're gonna remember that Mr.Shaw,or you're
    gonna get yourself another game.Ya folla."
    "They don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
    is that exactly what I thought I read."

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