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  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    Every piece of this is man's bullshit. They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!' Ruby Thewes, Cold Mountain
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Wilson!!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    ...I want our friends to benefit from the wisdom of my experience. Right now everything is great. Everyone is happy. Everyone is in love. And that's wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. (He picks up a blue dinner plate) This eight-dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of 'That's mine, this is yours.'...Please. Jess, Marie, do me a favor. For your own good. Put your name in your books right now. Before they get mixed up and you don't know whose is whose. Because someday, believe it or not, you'll go fifteen rounds over who's gonna get this coffee table - this stupid wagon-wheel, Roy Rogers, garage-sale coffee table.

    (Harry, When Harry Met Sally)
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • HGKHGK Posts: 94
    How the fuck do you always have like two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.
    I change by not changing
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    you're the worst thing that ever happened to me
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    "Don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love!"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    dankind wrote:
    "Don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love!"

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS!?!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "how would you like to make 14 bucks the hard way?"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    ”You know, for kids!”
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,505
    "excuse me why i whip this out" - Blazing Saddles

    "that's a fake laugh by the way" - The Hangover

    "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen" - Say Anything

    "if you miss this shot, you've been beaten not once, but twice, by a slow white geeky chump" - White Men Can't Jump

    Billy Hoyle "he called me a honky motherfucker and said i couldn't score"
    Stuki brother "you are a honky motherfucker"
    Billy Hoyle "but i can score" - White Men Can't Jump
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    Because. When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "I hate the living"
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Train dodge. Dig it.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "I love this place at night, the stars. There's no right or wrong in them. They're just there. "
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "wait for the shake"
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening."
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "I think I'm in love with a retard"

    "is he taller than me?"
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    "My cat can eat a whole watermelon."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    shoot.......the......glass
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    "Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good! "
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "they can't do that to our pledges, only WE can do that to our pledges!!!"
  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    Please step with the same foot at the same time, my tits are falling off
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    Mom, I am going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!

    Clark!!

    second biggest
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!

    Clark!!

    second biggest

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
    Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!

    --step brothers
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "ARgo fuck yourself!!!!"
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    davidtrios wrote:
    Let it Ride with Richard Dreyfus:

    Jay Trotter: May I... buy you a drink?
    Mrs. Davis: I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.

    Greenberg: She has very long legs.
    Vicki: Thanks. They go from my ass all the way to the floor.


    here you go speedy
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