The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    :lol::lol: I love Michael Bolton. He's so hostile.
    Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!

    - Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    afroannnie wrote:
    Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
    Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
    Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
    Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
    Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
    Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

    :lol::lol: we just watched that earlier!











    ~Office Space
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!

    - Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
    you climb obstacles like old people fuck!
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    conman wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!

    - Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
    you climb obstacles like old people fuck!

    :lol: Hate to be the dumb one, but what is this from?
    Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    curlygirly9 wrote:
    conman wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!

    - Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
    you climb obstacles like old people fuck!

    :lol: Hate to be the dumb one, but what is this from?
    full metal jacket
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade from?"

    - Anchorman
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    Newch91 wrote:
    "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade from?"

    - Anchorman

    "I don't know."
    Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    conman wrote:
    you climb obstacles like old people fuck!
    I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around!
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    curlygirly9 wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade from?"

    - Anchorman

    "I don't know."
    :lol: Hilarious scene. Always kills me. :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future. "














    ~Miles-Risky Business
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "800 leaf tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf tables with no chairs. Chairs you got a dinette set, no chairs you got dick. I ask my wife she got more sense. Miles...alls I know is I'm away from the office a few days to play with my kids and everything goes straight to heck. I ain't gonna stand for it!... Yeah and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass a-hopin', I am sick of your excuses Miles! It is now precisely...eight forty five in the p.m. I'm gonna be down at that store in exactly 12 hours to kick me some butt or my name ain't Nathan Arizona!"
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Grace: I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
    Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
    Grace: Not after I got through with him.












    ~Grandma's Boy
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    there's no crying in baseball!!!!
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Neal: He says we're going the wrong way...
    Del: Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?
    Neal:Yeah, how would he know?
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    John McClane: Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c**t. You're a c**t now, and you've always been a c**t. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c**t. Maybe have some more c**t kids.
    Harry: Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my c**t f**king kids!
    Ken: I retract that bit about your c**t f**king kids.
    Harry: Insult my f**king kids? That's going overboard, mate!
    Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Fletch: I hope there's no-one sitting next to me. See, I always fly first class and I take up both seats. I'm in bridge construction and these fold outs take up a tremendous amount of space!

    Pan Am Clerk: I'm afraid there is somebody sitting next to you...

    Fletch: Oh for god-dahh-dahh! Who is it, Mister Sinilindin?!

    Pan Am Clerk: No, the name is Cavanaugh.

    Fletch: Ah! Is that Morris or Pierre?

    Pan Am Clerk: It's Sally-Ann Cavanaugh. She's connecting out of...Provo.

    Fletch: Ah...Provo, Spain?

    Pan Am Clerk: Utah. In fact, you purchased the ticket for Ms. Cavanaugh.

    Fletch: Doesn't mean I want her sitting next to me, does it?

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    F.O.D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_wnD6jxREU#t=1m50s
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    what
    81 is now off the air

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