500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
[In a telephone booth with the door closed]
Raymond: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
Charlie: Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?
Raymond: Fart.
Charlie: [Trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?
Raymond: I don't mind it.
We got out there were the geese were and only then did we realize that we had forgotten our shotguns, so of course we didn't bag any geese. You couldn't approach em. Wise bunch of birds.....
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He couldn't just leave well enough alone with "Clerks." I haven't seen the second one.
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He couldn't just leave well enough alone with "Clerks." I haven't seen the second one.
He's making a third
Yep. I know. The first one is a classic.
"Don't go sucking any dicks on the way home!"
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
I thought Clerks 2 was really funny. It has a very different feel, but still good. Randall is twice as funny in Clerks 2, in my opinion. Randall and Elias together are so hilarious, especially the Pillow Pants scene. Elias might be the funniest character in any Kevin Smith film.
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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Raymond: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
Charlie: Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?
Raymond: Fart.
Charlie: [Trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?
Raymond: I don't mind it.
Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead!
What is this from?
Big Lewbowski
Comedy Central edit : "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
He's making a third
I said to her, you know what i said?
No, what?
Argo Fuck Yourself!!!
Tom O.
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
-The Writer
Horse Head book ends
"Don't go sucking any dicks on the way home!"
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
love that
Hey, you, get back here!
Don't sell your self short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
People say I'm an idiot because I cut grass...
People don't say that... as far as you know