So......I have this problem...

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  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    Caveeze wrote:
    Tell her you are "in" to old chicks.. then, ask what her sign is..
    :fp: ewwwwwwwww!! :lol::lol:
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  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    DS1119 wrote:
    You say she's around 80 or so? I guess you could sneak up behind her and scare the shit out of her and hope she croaks and then dismember and bury the body in your back yard. Problem solved.
    Well I DO live in the murder capital of the world........ ;)
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    she gives you watchtower

    you give her hustler
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,281
    ask her if she'd like to come in for a bowl of "dirty frank stew"
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  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    norm wrote:
    she gives you watchtower

    you give her hustler
    Hey that's not actually a bad idea! Well maybe not hustler but I could give her one the 10C newsletters and tell her, I read yours if you read mine. ;) I could convert her!!! :lol::lol:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Loulou wrote:
    norm wrote:
    she gives you watchtower

    you give her hustler
    Hey that's not actually a bad idea! Well maybe not hustler but I could give her one the 10C newsletters and tell her, I read yours if you read mine. ;) I could convert her!!! :lol::lol:

    yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp: :lol::lol:
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Better yet, have your hubby open the door bottom-less!!

    She will certainly be overcome by fear of largeness and drop dead on the spot.. :D

    (call him over to the computer.. now)
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  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    norm wrote:
    Loulou wrote:
    norm wrote:
    she gives you watchtower

    you give her hustler
    Hey that's not actually a bad idea! Well maybe not hustler but I could give her one the 10C newsletters and tell her, I read yours if you read mine. ;) I could convert her!!! :lol::lol:

    yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp: :lol::lol:
    :lol: I guess so but could you blame her?
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    This has gone off on a funny tangent, but if you're serious in your initial post...

    Sounds like she's been nice (and seemingly sincere) to you throughout this...maybe you could do the same with her?

    Just be honest and forthright.

    Those who shouldn't take offense to that, won't.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    norm wrote:
    yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp: :lol::lol:


    and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned. :lol:
  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    hedonist wrote:
    This has gone off on a funny tangent, but if you're serious in your initial post...

    Sounds like she's been nice (and seemingly sincere) to you throughout this...maybe you could do the same with her?

    Just be honest and forthright.

    Those who shouldn't take offense to that, won't.
    No look, in all seriousness, that's why I haven't said anything to her so far. She actually is a nice lady, if she wasn't it would be easier to tell her leave. I know your right, I have to be honest with her, thing is I was actually quite honest with her last time but she still comes round. Guess I have to show tough love. ;)
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,281
    hedonist wrote:
    This has gone off on a funny tangent, but if you're serious in your initial post...

    Sounds like she's been nice (and seemingly sincere) to you throughout this...maybe you could do the same with her?

    Just be honest and forthright.

    Those who shouldn't take offense to that, won't.
    wheres the fun in that? :fp:

    but you are right. I guess.maybe. :mrgreen:
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  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    DS1119 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp: :lol::lol:


    and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned. :lol:
    :lol:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    DS1119 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp: :lol::lol:


    and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned. :lol:

    seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5 :lol:
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Look at it this way, now you have plenty of kindling for romantic nights by the fireside with your hubby :D
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Look at it this way, now you have plenty of kindling for romantic nights by the fireside with your hubby :D
    explain how some old hussy is romantic kindling?? Old people are gross and should only be poked by sticks :)
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    norm wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp: :lol::lol:


    and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned. :lol:

    seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5 :lol:


    She'd have more posts total than Dimitris in 3 weeks.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,281
    DS1119 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned. :lol:

    seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5 :lol:


    She'd have more posts total than Dimitris in 3 weeks.
    which one is the conversion smilie?
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    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    Caveeze wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Look at it this way, now you have plenty of kindling for romantic nights by the fireside with your hubby :D
    explain how some old hussy is romantic kindling?? Old people are gross and should only be poked by sticks :)
    LOL! :lol:
    Wait a minute...are you calling me an old hussy? :lol::lol:
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Loulou wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Look at it this way, now you have plenty of kindling for romantic nights by the fireside with your hubby :D
    explain how some old hussy is romantic kindling?? Old people are gross and should only be poked by sticks :)
    LOL! :lol:
    Wait a minute...are you calling me an old hussy? :lol::lol:
    No!! the crazy bitch is the old hussy.. you are the fire.. and your hubby is the kindling.. ;)
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