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  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Answer door with a blunt in your lips. Surly druggies have no place in heavens gate cult
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    I am just thinking, she is already EIGHTY YEARS OLD

    How long can you ride this out? ;)
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Carey wrote:
    I am just thinking, she is already EIGHTY YEARS OLD

    How long can you ride this out? ;)

    :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Carey wrote:
    I am just thinking, she is already EIGHTY YEARS OLD

    How long can you ride this out? ;)
    No shit..

    Just scare her!! :lol:

    The "bath" plan is holding more water ;)

    (see what I did there?.. goddamn, I am funny!)
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Carey wrote:
    I am just thinking, she is already EIGHTY YEARS OLD

    How long can you ride this out? ;)
    :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • goldrushgoldrush Posts: 7,476
    You could always answer the door dressed like this:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSGyRriJKIzTKeAo0LwPuGNOE-Zsfjj6Scdeq6KxOcv2BN8FjQaVbeoJxl
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

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    (Tim Rogers)
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    goldrush wrote:
    You could always answer the door dressed like this:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSGyRriJKIzTKeAo0LwPuGNOE-Zsfjj6Scdeq6KxOcv2BN8FjQaVbeoJxl

    :lol:
  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    goldrush wrote:
    You could always answer the door dressed like this:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSGyRriJKIzTKeAo0LwPuGNOE-Zsfjj6Scdeq6KxOcv2BN8FjQaVbeoJxl


    YIKES!!!
    Maybe she's better off sending the old lady back with a heavy stack of books on atheism!
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    she hands you the watchtower

    you hand her a vibrator
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    buy her a pair of shitty cheap sleepers and a vibrator..
    if she dont like the sleepers ,tell her you got insolt and she can go fuck herself.. :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,920
    when the mormons come by, I say "are you Jo Ho's?"

    and when the Jo Ho's come by, I ask "are you mormons?"

    throws 'em both off their games :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • LoulouLoulou Posts: 6,247
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    You people are freakin crazy! :lol: I love it!

    Right so as long as I have a:

    Vibrator
    Blunt
    Hustler
    Play a recording of Mr. Burns saying "release the hounds"
    Blast Do the Evolution on my radio
    And.....
    I dress up like the devil, with my pants down and invite her in for a bath, I should be right. ;):lol:
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,665
    imalive wrote:
    when the mormons come by, I say "are you Jo Ho's?"

    and when the Jo Ho's come by, I ask "are you mormons?"

    throws 'em both off their games :lol:

    Good one! I gotta remember that! :lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,665
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    You people are freakin crazy! :lol: I love it!

    Right so as long as I have a:

    Vibrator
    Blunt
    Hustler
    Play a recording of Mr. Burns saying "release the hounds"
    Blast Do the Evolution on my radio
    And.....
    I dress up like the devil, with my pants down and invite her in for a bath, I should be right. ;):lol:

    :shock: Loulou!!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    brianlux wrote:
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    You people are freakin crazy! :lol: I love it!

    Right so as long as I have a:

    Vibrator
    Blunt
    Hustler
    Play a recording of Mr. Burns saying "release the hounds"
    Blast Do the Evolution on my radio
    And.....
    I dress up like the devil, with my pants down and invite her in for a bath, I should be right. ;):lol:

    :shock: Loulou!!

    They were only suggestions Brian!
  • LoulouLoulou Posts: 6,247
    brianlux wrote:
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    You people are freakin crazy! :lol: I love it!

    Right so as long as I have a:

    Vibrator
    Blunt
    Hustler
    Play a recording of Mr. Burns saying "release the hounds"
    Blast Do the Evolution on my radio
    And.....
    I dress up like the devil, with my pants down and invite her in for a bath, I should be right. ;):lol:

    :shock: Loulou!!
    :lol::lol: I actually only have 2 of the above things.......... :?












    NO!!!! It's the devil horns and Do the Evolution!!! You dirty people! :lol:
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


    Adelaide 1998
    Adelaide 2003
    Adelaide 2006 night 1
    Adelaide 2006 night 2
    Adelaide 2009
    Melbourne 2009
    Christchurch NZ 2009
    Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
    Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Loulou wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    You people are freakin crazy! :lol: I love it!

    Right so as long as I have a:

    Vibrator
    Blunt
    Hustler
    Play a recording of Mr. Burns saying "release the hounds"
    Blast Do the Evolution on my radio
    And.....
    I dress up like the devil, with my pants down and invite her in for a bath, I should be right. ;):lol:

    :shock: Loulou!!
    :lol::lol: I actually only have 2 of the above things.......... :?












    NO!!!! It's the devil horns and Do the Evolution!!! You dirty people! :lol:

    I have one item on the list.... ... .. And it's gone!
  • LoulouLoulou Posts: 6,247
    :lol::lol: that got me a little worried there for a minute!
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


    Adelaide 1998
    Adelaide 2003
    Adelaide 2006 night 1
    Adelaide 2006 night 2
    Adelaide 2009
    Melbourne 2009
    Christchurch NZ 2009
    Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
    Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol: that got me a little worried there for a minute!

    It was the blunt! Get your mind out of the gutter! :lol: :thumbup:
  • LoulouLoulou Posts: 6,247
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol: that got me a little worried there for a minute!

    It was the blunt! Get your mind out of the gutter! :lol: :thumbup:
    LOL!! Pheww, thank goodness! That first one would have been very uncomfortable to remove if you lost that one! :lol::lol:
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


    Adelaide 1998
    Adelaide 2003
    Adelaide 2006 night 1
    Adelaide 2006 night 2
    Adelaide 2009
    Melbourne 2009
    Christchurch NZ 2009
    Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
    Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Loulou wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol: that got me a little worried there for a minute!

    It was the blunt! Get your mind out of the gutter! :lol: :thumbup:
    LOL!! Pheww, thank goodness! That first one would have been very uncomfortable to remove if you lost that one! :lol::lol:

    Sounds like a job for the Jackass crew.... :lol:
  • LoulouLoulou Posts: 6,247
    LOL!!!! :lol:
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


    Adelaide 1998
    Adelaide 2003
    Adelaide 2006 night 1
    Adelaide 2006 night 2
    Adelaide 2009
    Melbourne 2009
    Christchurch NZ 2009
    Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
    Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Best thread I've seen on here for awhile! :lol:
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    thefixer9 wrote:
    Best thread I've seen on here for awhile! :lol:

    It's been a real treat! :lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Never try to talk sense to someone who is religious. Youll will be wasting far more than your breath!
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    BTW, I have a friend who's a JH. Hell of a nice guy, but completely off his rocker when it comes to life. :lol:
  • LoulouLoulou Posts: 6,247
    mca47 wrote:
    BTW, I have a friend who's a JH. Hell of a nice guy, but completely off his rocker when it comes to life. :lol:
    Your right, all joking aside she really is a nice lady. Getting a little sick of her not listening to me but she means well. ;)
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:
    Best thread I've seen on here for awhile! :lol:

    It's been a real treat! :lol:
    it certainly has! :lol:

    I think it's only fair, because of the funny as hell suggestions and serious suggestions, that I do a giveaway to say thanks to everyone. ;) will start the giveaway tomorrow! Good luck folks and thanks for the hilarious advice! :D
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


    Adelaide 1998
    Adelaide 2003
    Adelaide 2006 night 1
    Adelaide 2006 night 2
    Adelaide 2009
    Melbourne 2009
    Christchurch NZ 2009
    Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
    Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    You could always shoot her.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    is she came today? :fp:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • bindy123bindy123 Posts: 210
    I GOT IT...turn the tables...find out where she lives...knock on her door and push your beliefs on her!!!!

    Do yourself a favour and watch all this...I know it is directed at Mormons, but the issue is the same...and if you have some time check out the entire John Safran versus God series, there is some absolute gold in there

    http://youtu.be/U58wgn-9Y3c
    "God created surfing and Pearl Jam so that the truely gifted, talented and most intelligent people wouldnt rule the world"...adapted from my bumper sticker
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