So......I have this problem...

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  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Answer door with a blunt in your lips. Surly druggies have no place in heavens gate cult
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • Carey
    Carey Posts: 2,361
    I am just thinking, she is already EIGHTY YEARS OLD

    How long can you ride this out? ;)
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Carey wrote:
    I am just thinking, she is already EIGHTY YEARS OLD

    How long can you ride this out? ;)

    :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Carey wrote:
    I am just thinking, she is already EIGHTY YEARS OLD

    How long can you ride this out? ;)
    No shit..

    Just scare her!! :lol:

    The "bath" plan is holding more water ;)

    (see what I did there?.. goddamn, I am funny!)
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Carey wrote:
    I am just thinking, she is already EIGHTY YEARS OLD

    How long can you ride this out? ;)
    :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,820
    You could always answer the door dressed like this:

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    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

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    (Tim Rogers)
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    goldrush wrote:
    You could always answer the door dressed like this:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSGyRriJKIzTKeAo0LwPuGNOE-Zsfjj6Scdeq6KxOcv2BN8FjQaVbeoJxl

    :lol:
  • Carey
    Carey Posts: 2,361
    goldrush wrote:
    You could always answer the door dressed like this:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSGyRriJKIzTKeAo0LwPuGNOE-Zsfjj6Scdeq6KxOcv2BN8FjQaVbeoJxl


    YIKES!!!
    Maybe she's better off sending the old lady back with a heavy stack of books on atheism!
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    she hands you the watchtower

    you hand her a vibrator
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    buy her a pair of shitty cheap sleepers and a vibrator..
    if she dont like the sleepers ,tell her you got insolt and she can go fuck herself.. :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,398
    when the mormons come by, I say "are you Jo Ho's?"

    and when the Jo Ho's come by, I ask "are you mormons?"

    throws 'em both off their games :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    You people are freakin crazy! :lol: I love it!

    Right so as long as I have a:

    Vibrator
    Blunt
    Hustler
    Play a recording of Mr. Burns saying "release the hounds"
    Blast Do the Evolution on my radio
    And.....
    I dress up like the devil, with my pants down and invite her in for a bath, I should be right. ;):lol:
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,673
    imalive wrote:
    when the mormons come by, I say "are you Jo Ho's?"

    and when the Jo Ho's come by, I ask "are you mormons?"

    throws 'em both off their games :lol:

    Good one! I gotta remember that! :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,673
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    You people are freakin crazy! :lol: I love it!

    Right so as long as I have a:

    Vibrator
    Blunt
    Hustler
    Play a recording of Mr. Burns saying "release the hounds"
    Blast Do the Evolution on my radio
    And.....
    I dress up like the devil, with my pants down and invite her in for a bath, I should be right. ;):lol:

    :shock: Loulou!!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    brianlux wrote:
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    You people are freakin crazy! :lol: I love it!

    Right so as long as I have a:

    Vibrator
    Blunt
    Hustler
    Play a recording of Mr. Burns saying "release the hounds"
    Blast Do the Evolution on my radio
    And.....
    I dress up like the devil, with my pants down and invite her in for a bath, I should be right. ;):lol:

    :shock: Loulou!!

    They were only suggestions Brian!
  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    brianlux wrote:
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    You people are freakin crazy! :lol: I love it!

    Right so as long as I have a:

    Vibrator
    Blunt
    Hustler
    Play a recording of Mr. Burns saying "release the hounds"
    Blast Do the Evolution on my radio
    And.....
    I dress up like the devil, with my pants down and invite her in for a bath, I should be right. ;):lol:

    :shock: Loulou!!
    :lol::lol: I actually only have 2 of the above things.......... :?












    NO!!!! It's the devil horns and Do the Evolution!!! You dirty people! :lol:
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


    Adelaide 1998
    Adelaide 2003
    Adelaide 2006 night 1
    Adelaide 2006 night 2
    Adelaide 2009
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    Christchurch NZ 2009
    Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
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    PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
    Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Loulou wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    You people are freakin crazy! :lol: I love it!

    Right so as long as I have a:

    Vibrator
    Blunt
    Hustler
    Play a recording of Mr. Burns saying "release the hounds"
    Blast Do the Evolution on my radio
    And.....
    I dress up like the devil, with my pants down and invite her in for a bath, I should be right. ;):lol:

    :shock: Loulou!!
    :lol::lol: I actually only have 2 of the above things.......... :?












    NO!!!! It's the devil horns and Do the Evolution!!! You dirty people! :lol:

    I have one item on the list.... ... .. And it's gone!
  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    :lol::lol: that got me a little worried there for a minute!
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


    Adelaide 1998
    Adelaide 2003
    Adelaide 2006 night 1
    Adelaide 2006 night 2
    Adelaide 2009
    Melbourne 2009
    Christchurch NZ 2009
    Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
    Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol: that got me a little worried there for a minute!

    It was the blunt! Get your mind out of the gutter! :lol: :thumbup:
  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Loulou wrote:
    :lol::lol: that got me a little worried there for a minute!

    It was the blunt! Get your mind out of the gutter! :lol: :thumbup:
    LOL!! Pheww, thank goodness! That first one would have been very uncomfortable to remove if you lost that one! :lol::lol:
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


    Adelaide 1998
    Adelaide 2003
    Adelaide 2006 night 1
    Adelaide 2006 night 2
    Adelaide 2009
    Melbourne 2009
    Christchurch NZ 2009
    Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
    Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014

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