So......I have this problem...

Loulou

Caveeze wrote:

Tell her you are "in" to old chicks.. then, ask what her sign is..

:fp: ewwwwwwwww!!

Loulou

DS1119 wrote:

You say she's around 80 or so? I guess you could sneak up behind her and scare the shit out of her and hope she croaks and then dismember and bury the body in your back yard. Problem solved.

Well I DO live in the murder capital of the world........

norm

she gives you watchtower

you give her hustler

mickeyrat

ask her if she'd like to come in for a bowl of "dirty frank stew"

Loulou

norm wrote:

she gives you watchtower

you give her hustler

Hey that's not actually a bad idea! Well maybe not hustler but I could give her one the 10C newsletters and tell her, I read yours if you read mine. I could convert her!!!

norm

Loulou wrote:

norm wrote:

she gives you watchtower

you give her hustler

Hey that's not actually a bad idea! Well maybe not hustler but I could give her one the 10C newsletters and tell her, I read yours if you read mine. I could convert her!!!

yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp:

CAVSTARR313

Better yet, have your hubby open the door bottom-less!!

She will certainly be overcome by fear of largeness and drop dead on the spot..

(call him over to the computer.. now)

Loulou

norm wrote:

Loulou wrote:

norm wrote:

she gives you watchtower

you give her hustler

Hey that's not actually a bad idea! Well maybe not hustler but I could give her one the 10C newsletters and tell her, I read yours if you read mine. I could convert her!!!

yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp:

I guess so but could you blame her?

hedonist

This has gone off on a funny tangent, but if you're serious in your initial post...

Sounds like she's been nice (and seemingly sincere) to you throughout this...maybe you could do the same with her?

Just be honest and forthright.

Those who shouldn't take offense to that, won't.

DS1119

norm wrote:

yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp:

and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.

Loulou

hedonist wrote:

This has gone off on a funny tangent, but if you're serious in your initial post...

Sounds like she's been nice (and seemingly sincere) to you throughout this...maybe you could do the same with her?

Just be honest and forthright.

Those who shouldn't take offense to that, won't.

No look, in all seriousness, that's why I haven't said anything to her so far. She actually is a nice lady, if she wasn't it would be easier to tell her leave. I know your right, I have to be honest with her, thing is I was actually quite honest with her last time but she still comes round. Guess I have to show tough love.

mickeyrat

hedonist wrote:

This has gone off on a funny tangent, but if you're serious in your initial post...

Sounds like she's been nice (and seemingly sincere) to you throughout this...maybe you could do the same with her?

Just be honest and forthright.

Those who shouldn't take offense to that, won't.

wheres the fun in that? :fp:

but you are right. I guess.maybe.

Loulou

DS1119 wrote:

norm wrote:

yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp:

and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.

norm

DS1119 wrote:

norm wrote:

yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp:

and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.

seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5

Heisenberg

Look at it this way, now you have plenty of kindling for romantic nights by the fireside with your hubby

CAVSTARR313

Heisenberg wrote:

Look at it this way, now you have plenty of kindling for romantic nights by the fireside with your hubby

explain how some old hussy is romantic kindling?? Old people are gross and should only be poked by sticks

DS1119

norm wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

norm wrote:

yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp:

and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.

seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5

She'd have more posts total than Dimitris in 3 weeks.

mickeyrat

DS1119 wrote:

norm wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.

seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5

She'd have more posts total than Dimitris in 3 weeks.

which one is the conversion smilie?

Loulou

Caveeze wrote:

Heisenberg wrote:

Look at it this way, now you have plenty of kindling for romantic nights by the fireside with your hubby

explain how some old hussy is romantic kindling?? Old people are gross and should only be poked by sticks

LOL!
Wait a minute...are you calling me an old hussy?

CAVSTARR313

Loulou wrote:

Caveeze wrote:

Heisenberg wrote:

Look at it this way, now you have plenty of kindling for romantic nights by the fireside with your hubby

explain how some old hussy is romantic kindling?? Old people are gross and should only be poked by sticks

LOL!
Wait a minute...are you calling me an old hussy?

No!! the crazy bitch is the old hussy.. you are the fire.. and your hubby is the kindling..