This has gone off on a funny tangent, but if you're serious in your initial post...
Sounds like she's been nice (and seemingly sincere) to you throughout this...maybe you could do the same with her?
Just be honest and forthright.
Those who shouldn't take offense to that, won't.
No look, in all seriousness, that's why I haven't said anything to her so far. She actually is a nice lady, if she wasn't it would be easier to tell her leave. I know your right, I have to be honest with her, thing is I was actually quite honest with her last time but she still comes round. Guess I have to show tough love.
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yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp:
and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.
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yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp:
and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.
seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5
yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp:
and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.
seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5
She'd have more posts total than Dimitris in 3 weeks.
and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.
seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5
She'd have more posts total than Dimitris in 3 weeks.
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you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Look at it this way, now you have plenty of kindling for romantic nights by the fireside with your hubby
explain how some old hussy is romantic kindling?? Old people are gross and should only be poked by sticks
LOL!
Wait a minute...are you calling me an old hussy?
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tell her that next time to bring another book along with a quarter cup of eye of newt and 6 virgins.
you guys! I'll be taken the nearest nut house if I did any of these things!
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Mind you, at least she won't be able to find me there......
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But for a serious answer, I occasionally have Jehovah's Witnesses come by. I don't answer the door if I see them coming but sometimes I'm outside working in the yard and it's hard to hide! I'll admit, the people who do this always seem to be very nice and I hate to be rude to them. So I tell them, "My husband's brother is a Witness and he already gives us your literature." (It's true, my brother-in-law is but he doesn't give us their stuff or try to convert us.) So the people who stop by figure we must be in good hands and they go on their way.
If you don't mind fibbing, you could tell her that a good friend of yours has become a Witness and you're studying with her. Although it's probably a little late to get away with line like that. :think: Better go with one of these drastic approaches!
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Maybe if she weren't so old I'd suggest my old stand by approach: Say to the person, "Hey, I notice Jehovah Witness churches have no windows. So, ahhh, what exactly goes on in there any way?" And then give her a devilish little smile and kind of raise your eye brows up and down.
In this case though, probably honesty is your best policy. I know, easier said than done.
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But for a serious answer, I occasionally have Jehovah's Witnesses come by. I don't answer the door if I see them coming but sometimes I'm outside working in the yard and it's hard to hide! I'll admit, the people who do this always seem to be very nice and I hate to be rude to them. So I tell them, "My husband's brother is a Witness and he already gives us your literature." (It's true, my brother-in-law is but he doesn't give us their stuff or try to convert us.) So the people who stop by figure we must be in good hands and they go on their way.
If you don't mind fibbing, you could tell her that a good friend of yours has become a Witness and you're studying with her. Although it's probably a little late to get away with line like that. :think: Better go with one of these drastic approaches!
Maybe if she weren't so old I'd suggest my old stand by approach: Say to the person, "Hey, I notice Jehovah Witness churches have no windows. So, ahhh, what exactly goes on in there any way?" And then give her a devilish little smile and kind of raise your eye brows up and down.
In this case though, probably honesty is your best policy. I know, easier said than done.
I like that!!
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yeah but if you convert her she'll never leave :fp:
and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.
seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5
We used to get JW's coming around frequently when I was growing up; they were all over my town. Usually we just wouldn't answer the door when we saw them coming.
One time they caught my mom in the back yard. My mom said, very honestly, "Sorry, but I'm a Christian", and they left her alone. I didn't know saying that actually worked!
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Honestly, I get JW, ba'hai (?), Christian and Mormon people knocking on my door...or their leaflets are left on my doorstep. I never answer the door, but I may have to try some of these suggestions to make them stop coming over!
now I know to NEVER accept a "gift" from a nice young man or nice old lady...they really like to lay on the guilt trip really thick...
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and relentless with the F5 button stuff if it ever returned.
seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5
Oh I have had this problem in college. They would come to my dorm room door. "I see you took this questionnaire and said here that on a scale of 1 to 10 your belief in God is a 0"
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but you are right. I guess.maybe.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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seriously we have a hard enough time trying to get tix without some octogenarian, with nothing better to do but harass people with their nonsense, hitting f5
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She'd have more posts total than Dimitris in 3 weeks.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Wait a minute...are you calling me an old hussy?
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But for a serious answer, I occasionally have Jehovah's Witnesses come by. I don't answer the door if I see them coming but sometimes I'm outside working in the yard and it's hard to hide!
If you don't mind fibbing, you could tell her that a good friend of yours has become a Witness and you're studying with her. Although it's probably a little late to get away with line like that. :think: Better go with one of these drastic approaches!
In this case though, probably honesty is your best policy. I know, easier said than done.
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“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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I meant the books Cav :fp:
One time they caught my mom in the back yard. My mom said, very honestly, "Sorry, but I'm a Christian", and they left her alone. I didn't know saying that actually worked!
Honestly, I get JW, ba'hai (?), Christian and Mormon people knocking on my door...or their leaflets are left on my doorstep. I never answer the door, but I may have to try some of these suggestions to make them stop coming over!
now I know to NEVER accept a "gift" from a nice young man or nice old lady...they really like to lay on the guilt trip really thick...
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i'm pretty close to this right now :(
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