Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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DangDang
DangDang Posts: 1,551
edited December 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
I'm a Seinfeld sufferer.

I am inflicted with the "I dance like Elaine" disorder when I dance. What's worse is I like it. :shock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

"Sweet Fancy Moses"
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    :lol:

    giddy up
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  • marcos
    marcos Posts: 2,112
    "It's not you it's me" when breaking up with a chick, I too won't allow anyone to say that to me, I invented it, if it's gonna be anyone it's me not you!
  • Lucky One
    Lucky One Posts: 94
    I couldn't even beat Cosmo in a 'contest'... :o
    I mean I dare you to sing "Black" and not feel it.
    I dare you.
    I've tried to phone in "Jeremy" a few times, and it's tough.
    It doesn't work.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.
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  • loadedgun
    loadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,397
    When I read the thread title, I thought 'You suffer, for your soup!!'
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.

    That and what was that parking garage affliction you mentioned???
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DangDang wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.

    That and what was that parking garage affliction you mentioned???

    My uromysitisis. It's a very serious disorder.

    It began a long time ago, I don't remember exactly when, but I do remember my father was held captive in a Red Chinese prison.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.


    :lol:

    i like it
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.


    :lol:

    i like it

    Also, when the GF says something clever, smart, or mentions a very good idea...I'll do that "POP" that Kramer does...spaz out, point my finger with that Kramer look on my face and say "You just blew my mind!"

    :ugeek:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.


    :lol:

    i like it

    Also, when the GF says something clever, smart, or mentions a very good idea...I'll do that "POP" that Kramer does...spaz out, point my finger with that Kramer look on my face and say "You just blew my mind!"

    :ugeek:


    i like the yaaaaaa with the hand goiong up and shaking
    81 is now off the air

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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    never a fan

    and I share the same name as the show

    weird
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    "believe it or not but george isn't at home"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:

    i like the yaaaaaa with the hand goiong up and shaking

    Remember when he sticks the candy bar in that guys face who didn't give George the deal on the glasses? Kramer taunts him by going "YYAAAA YAAAA YAAAAA" with a candy bar?

    Yeah, that's what I do to my dog with his bone. :oops: :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    rival. wrote:
    "believe it or not but george isn't at home"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo

    I can't believe I haven't made my voicemail like this yet.

    I'm disappointed in myself.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    never a fan

    and I share the same name as the show

    weird

    What's the deal with Ovaltine?
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:

    i like the yaaaaaa with the hand goiong up and shaking

    Remember when he sticks the candy bar in that guys face who didn't give George the deal on the glasses? Kramer taunts him by going "YYAAAA YAAAA YAAAAA" with a candy bar?

    Yeah, that's what I do to my dog with his bone. :oops: :lol:


    you need help
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:

    i like the yaaaaaa with the hand goiong up and shaking

    Remember when he sticks the candy bar in that guys face who didn't give George the deal on the glasses? Kramer taunts him by going "YYAAAA YAAAA YAAAAA" with a candy bar?

    Yeah, that's what I do to my dog with his bone. :oops: :lol:


    you need help

    No, I'm just out of weed.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:

    i like the yaaaaaa with the hand goiong up and shaking

    Remember when he sticks the candy bar in that guys face who didn't give George the deal on the glasses? Kramer taunts him by going "YYAAAA YAAAA YAAAAA" with a candy bar?

    Yeah, that's what I do to my dog with his bone. :oops: :lol:

    i got you off sugar!!!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    rival. wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:

    i like the yaaaaaa with the hand goiong up and shaking

    Remember when he sticks the candy bar in that guys face who didn't give George the deal on the glasses? Kramer taunts him by going "YYAAAA YAAAA YAAAAA" with a candy bar?

    Yeah, that's what I do to my dog with his bone. :oops: :lol:

    i got you off sugar!!!

    I got my dog off of cow hooves, yet he still won't bring that god damned ball back when we play fetch.

    He's not comign through on his part of the deal.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    one of the greatest shows of all times IMO
    on days i decide to answer the phone when I know its a telemarketer, I ask them for their home phone number so I can call them later, at a more convenient time...When they say no, I say, Why? Do you not like getting phone calls on your personal phone? HAH - Exactly :P
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    one of the greatest shows of all times IMO
    on days i decide to answer the phone when I know its a telemarketer, I ask them for their home phone number so I can call them later, at a more convenient time...When they say no, I say, Why? Do you not like getting phone calls on your personal phone? HAH - Exactly :P

    You're my hero.
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  • Spot In The Sky
    Spot In The Sky Posts: 1,175
    "Sounds like he runs a tight ship!"

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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    It's embarrassing---but it has to do with a tractor. :oops:


    and i eat candy bars with a knife and fork
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Im going to name my first born
    Mulva 8-)
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Im going to name my first born
    Mulva 8-)

    Not seven???!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Im going to name my first born
    Mulva 8-)

    or Delores?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    clitoris
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    one of the greatest shows of all times IMO
    on days i decide to answer the phone when I know its a telemarketer, I ask them for their home phone number so I can call them later, at a more convenient time...When they say no, I say, Why? Do you not like getting phone calls on your personal phone? HAH - Exactly :P


    must remeber to this
    81 is now off the air

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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    want a junior mint?

    what do you mean you dont like junior mints?!?!?!?!?
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