Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Funny thing about this photo. We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear-shaped loser!

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    This just made me roar with laughter in my office!!!! :lol:
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  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,434
    Yesterday, they showed the one where Kramer dates a woman at the Nexus of the Universe - First Street and First Avenue
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    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
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    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
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    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    dcfaithful wrote:
    broccoli.jpg

    "VILE WEED!!!" - Newman


    Awesome
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    never a fan

    and I share the same name as the show

    weird

    pack your bags.

    you're being deported.
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    dcfaithful wrote:
    In spirit of "The Jimmy" episode:

    dcfaithful likes this thread.

    dcfaithful says keep it going.

    dcfaithful is sick of work. :(


    the jeagler approves....


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  • DaveyG
    DaveyG Posts: 225
    rival. wrote:
    "believe it or not but george isn't at home"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo

    I had that as my voicemail for a while. People complained and said it was too long.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    pretzels.jpg

    These pretzels are makin' me thirsty. 8-)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Thought ya'll could get a damn good laugh out of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ekae4BYJc

    I know I did. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thought ya'll could get a damn good laugh out of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ekae4BYJc

    I know I did. :lol:

    yeah that's great. I've been passing that video around for a while now too. The best part is the slow motion "The Dingo ate your baby"
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    anyone seen my labler
    81 is now off the air

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  • PJGirl321
    PJGirl321 Posts: 377
    81 wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    one of the greatest shows of all times IMO
    on days i decide to answer the phone when I know its a telemarketer, I ask them for their home phone number so I can call them later, at a more convenient time...When they say no, I say, Why? Do you not like getting phone calls on your personal phone? HAH - Exactly :P


    must remeber to this

    Actually the punchline was "you don't like strangers calling you at home. Well now you know how I feel"

    Others:

    "That is one magic loogie"

    "And you wanna be my latex salesman?"

    "Gotta support the team"

    "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off. "
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    "It's like discovering plutonium, BY ACCIDENT!"
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    i know how a reservation works sir.

    no i don't think you do. because if you did, i'd have a car right now. you know how to take the reservation...anyone can just take a reservation. you just cant hold the reservation. and that's really the most important part of the reservation.


    do you want to purchase insurance?
    oh yeah you better give me the insurance because i'm gonna beat the hell out of that car.
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    Hey mail blows. Fax it to a friend.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.
    i do something like this
    i answer the phone by saying "yeah?"
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.
    i do something like this
    i answer the phone by saying "yeah?"


    i use that when the gf calls my office. caller id and all
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.
    i do something like this
    i answer the phone by saying "yeah?"


    i use that when the gf calls my office. caller id and all
    well done, 81.
    i suggest doing it everytime, all the time, not just when your gf calls.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thought ya'll could get a damn good laugh out of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ekae4BYJc

    I know I did. :lol:

    omg i love this
    what a great way to start off my morning
    thanks DC!!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    well done, 81.
    i suggest doing it everytime, all the time, not just when your gf calls.

    that wouldn't be very professinal :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    I do and say so much stuff related to Seinfeld it is ridiculous. I think I do it a lot when I don't even realize it like it has just become part of me.

    I write a sports column every week in my newspaper and one of the football coaches got to talking the other day and said his joke has gotten to be "Well, let's see what Jake's grievances are this week" a la the Festivus episode. I'm always bitching about something
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all

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