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we named our cat Newman. acts just like the tv character
he's a fat bastard w/ a sweating problem?
crazy cat
has he ever said this:
I find you extremely ugly.
You emit a foul and unpleasant odor.
I loathe you
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no, but he emits a foul and unpleasant odor every now and than....and he is fat and lazy
Does he also despise Keith Hernandez? and spit magic loogey's?
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[Jerry's Apartment]
JERRY: Hellooo Newman.
KRAMER: I hate KEITH HERNANDEZ - hate him.
NEWMAN: I despise him.
ELAINE: Why?
NEWMAN: Why? I'll tell you why...
KRAMER: Let me tell it ..
NEWMAN: No, you can't tell it ..
KRAMER: You always tell it ..
NEWMAN: All right, tell it.
KRAMER: Ja ja ja - just tell it
NEWMAN: June 14, 1987.... Mets Phillies. We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon
in the right field stands when a crucial Hernandez error to a five run Phillies
ninth. Cost the Mets the game.
KRAMER: Our day was ruined. There was a lot of people, you know, they were
waiting by the player's parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... [cut
to film of the day - like the Zabruter film - with the Umbrella man and
everything - Oh so brilliant parody!!!] ... Newman was in front of me. Keith
was coming toward us, as he passes Newman turns and says, " Nice game pretty
boy.". Keith continued past us up the ramp.
NEWMAN: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and
profound way front that day forward.
ELAINE: What was it?
KRAMER: He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"
NEWMAN: Then I turned and the spit ricochet of him and it hit me.
ELAINE: Wow! What a story.
JERRY: Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise
of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as
I've heard this story a number of times.
JERRY: Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith
passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on
the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple
striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then cam off
the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his
baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air
mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one
magic luggie.
NEWMAN: Well that's the way it happened.
JERRY: What happened to your head when you got hit?
KRAMER: Well. uh, well my head went back and to the left
JERRY: Again
KRAMER: Back and to the left
JERRY: Back and to the left Back and to the left
ELAINE: So, what are you saying?
JERRY: I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind ... that there had to have been
a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claimed
that would have caused your head to pitch forward.
ELAINE: So the spit could have only come from the front and to the right.
JERRY: But that is not what they would have you believe.
NEWMAN: I'm leavin'. Jerry's a nut. [Exits]
KRAMER: Wait, wait, [Exits]
JERRY: The sad thing is we may never know the real truth.
^^ Okay, so I forgot the exact details of the story.
But your cat probably still despises Keith, right?
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back and to the left, back and to the left
that shit kills me
doesnt jerry have a cane or something that he uses
makes me think of JFK movie
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KRAMER: He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"
Easily my favorite part of the scene. The way he screams that is fucking hilarious.
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fyi, the mets played the pirates on june 14th of 1987
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back and to the left, back and to the left
that shit kills me
doesnt jerry have a cane or something that he uses
makes me think of JFK movie
from the site i lifted teh sript
[THE BRILLIANCE OF THIS SCENE IS THAT IT IS AN EXACT PARODY OF KEVIN COSTNER'S COURTROOM SCENE IN
THE FILM JFK - AND WAYNE KNIGHT PLAYED THE SAME POSITION IN BOTH!!!]
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Elaine: He's acting very strangely. I think he started drinking again.
Jerry: Oh boy, can you smell it?
Elaine: No. I can't smell it.
Jerry: Well if you can't smell it then he hasn't been drinking.
Elaine: You don't always smell someone from a drink.
Jerry: Yes you do.
Elaine: What about one drink? Would you smell it from one drink?
Jerry: Yes you would.
Kramer enters
Jerry: I'll prove it. Would you do me a favor?
Kramer: Okay.
Jerry: Would you take a drink and let us smell you?
Kramer: You can smell me without the drink.
Elaine: I suspect that this guy I'm seeing might be drinking but I can't smell it.
Kramer: Okay, well what am I drinking? What do you got?
Jerry: I got a bottle of scotch my uncle gave me. It's Hennigans. It's been here for two years. I've been using it as a paint thinner.
Kramer drinks.
Kramer: All right.
Elaine and Jerry lean up really close to him.
Jerry: I don't smell anything.
Elaine: Maybe we're too close to the bottle.
Jerry's buzzer buzzes.
Jerry: Yeah.
George: (over the speaker) It's George.
Jerry: Come on up.
Kramer: That is *damn* good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
George: Hello everybody.
Kramer: Hey. (snuggling really close to George) I'm going to tell you what I think. I know you don't care what I think, but I'm going to tell you. I think that you are terrific.
George: (uncomfortablly) Thank you.
Elaine: Hey what's that?
George: It's an early Christmas present.
Elaine: Christmas present? For who?
George: For you.
Elaine: *gasp* (pushing George) Get out of here.
Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret. (singing) h-e-double n...
Jerry: Kramer. Yeah that'll do.
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9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
its so funny to me to watch these shows now, after having seen curb your enthusiasm...and realizing how much Larry David is in Seinfeld...
Man in the Cape
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(Elaine enters)
Elaine: Hey.
Jerry: Hey.
George: Hey, how ya doing?!?
Elaine: Better, now.
Jerry: yeah, what happened?
Elaine: You know Sue Ellen Mishke?
Jerry: Sue Ellen Mishke?
Elaine: Yeah, the woman I grew up with in Maryland, she moved here last
year...
Jerry: Sounds familiar.
Elaine: The heiress to the O'Henry candy bar fortune--
Jerry: Oh, yeah, you mentioned her.
Elaine: Yes. I ran into her today. This woman has never, not once,
ever, as long as I have known her, worn a bra.
George: Ah, that is disgusting--
Jerry: That is just shameless, I don't know, There's no--
George: The woman's a pig, what wrong with her--
Jerry: It's wrong, it's rude, and it's--
George: It's disgusting--
Elaine (getting up to leave): Alright, there's no---
George: Come on! Come-on.
Jerry: We're only kidding!
Elaine: You don't understand. See, she hasn't changed at all. She
stole my boyfriend when I was in high school. I was at this party, and
I was dating this really cute guy, his name was Tom Cosley, by the way,
and she goes walking by, in this little floozy outfit, and he follows
her, right out the door!
Jerry (excited): She's your Lex Luthor!
Elaine: Her birthday's comin' up, so I decided to get her a little
present.
Jerry: What are you going to get her?
Elaine: A very traditional, a very supportive, brazier.
Jerry: There's nothing subtle about that.
George: No, no, she might just think its a gift.
Jerry: Have I ever bought you a jock strap as a gift?
we named our cat Newman. acts just like the tv character
My cat's name is......Shmoopy...pick him up and he'll wrap his arms around your neck and drool all over your face.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Funny thing about this photo. We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear-shaped loser!
Georges obsessions with wanting to be an architect or marine biologist were always so funny to me. Especially when he created aliases like Art Vandalay to go with it.
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Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's delicious!
"VILE WEED!!!" - Newman
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8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
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9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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seltzer?
salsa ?
seltzer?
- Christopher McCandless
we named our cat Newman. acts just like the tv character
he's a fat bastard w/ a sweating problem?
crazy cat
has he ever said this:
I find you extremely ugly.
You emit a foul and unpleasant odor.
I loathe you
no, but he emits a foul and unpleasant odor every now and than....and he is fat and lazy
Does he also despise Keith Hernandez? and spit magic loogey's?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
JERRY: Hellooo Newman.
KRAMER: I hate KEITH HERNANDEZ - hate him.
NEWMAN: I despise him.
ELAINE: Why?
NEWMAN: Why? I'll tell you why...
KRAMER: Let me tell it ..
NEWMAN: No, you can't tell it ..
KRAMER: You always tell it ..
NEWMAN: All right, tell it.
KRAMER: Ja ja ja - just tell it
NEWMAN: June 14, 1987.... Mets Phillies. We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon
in the right field stands when a crucial Hernandez error to a five run Phillies
ninth. Cost the Mets the game.
KRAMER: Our day was ruined. There was a lot of people, you know, they were
waiting by the player's parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... [cut
to film of the day - like the Zabruter film - with the Umbrella man and
everything - Oh so brilliant parody!!!] ... Newman was in front of me. Keith
was coming toward us, as he passes Newman turns and says, " Nice game pretty
boy.". Keith continued past us up the ramp.
NEWMAN: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and
profound way front that day forward.
ELAINE: What was it?
KRAMER: He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"
NEWMAN: Then I turned and the spit ricochet of him and it hit me.
ELAINE: Wow! What a story.
JERRY: Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise
of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as
I've heard this story a number of times.
JERRY: Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith
passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on
the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple
striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then cam off
the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his
baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air
mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one
magic luggie.
NEWMAN: Well that's the way it happened.
JERRY: What happened to your head when you got hit?
KRAMER: Well. uh, well my head went back and to the left
JERRY: Again
KRAMER: Back and to the left
JERRY: Back and to the left Back and to the left
ELAINE: So, what are you saying?
JERRY: I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind ... that there had to have been
a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claimed
that would have caused your head to pitch forward.
ELAINE: So the spit could have only come from the front and to the right.
JERRY: But that is not what they would have you believe.
NEWMAN: I'm leavin'. Jerry's a nut. [Exits]
KRAMER: Wait, wait, [Exits]
JERRY: The sad thing is we may never know the real truth.
But your cat probably still despises Keith, right?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
that shit kills me
doesnt jerry have a cane or something that he uses
makes me think of JFK movie
Easily my favorite part of the scene. The way he screams that is fucking hilarious.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
hernandez went 2-4 with 2 runs and two rbi's
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-sco ... 8706140PIT
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Smoking baby for the WIN! :thumbup:
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9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
from the site i lifted teh sript
[THE BRILLIANCE OF THIS SCENE IS THAT IT IS AN EXACT PARODY OF KEVIN COSTNER'S COURTROOM SCENE IN
THE FILM JFK - AND WAYNE KNIGHT PLAYED THE SAME POSITION IN BOTH!!!]
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
At Jerry's apartment.
Jerry: Yeah so?
Elaine: He's acting very strangely. I think he started drinking again.
Jerry: Oh boy, can you smell it?
Elaine: No. I can't smell it.
Jerry: Well if you can't smell it then he hasn't been drinking.
Elaine: You don't always smell someone from a drink.
Jerry: Yes you do.
Elaine: What about one drink? Would you smell it from one drink?
Jerry: Yes you would.
Kramer enters
Jerry: I'll prove it. Would you do me a favor?
Kramer: Okay.
Jerry: Would you take a drink and let us smell you?
Kramer: You can smell me without the drink.
Elaine: I suspect that this guy I'm seeing might be drinking but I can't smell it.
Kramer: Okay, well what am I drinking? What do you got?
Jerry: I got a bottle of scotch my uncle gave me. It's Hennigans. It's been here for two years. I've been using it as a paint thinner.
Kramer drinks.
Kramer: All right.
Elaine and Jerry lean up really close to him.
Jerry: I don't smell anything.
Elaine: Maybe we're too close to the bottle.
Jerry's buzzer buzzes.
Jerry: Yeah.
George: (over the speaker) It's George.
Jerry: Come on up.
Kramer: That is *damn* good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
George: Hello everybody.
Kramer: Hey. (snuggling really close to George) I'm going to tell you what I think. I know you don't care what I think, but I'm going to tell you. I think that you are terrific.
George: (uncomfortablly) Thank you.
Elaine: Hey what's that?
George: It's an early Christmas present.
Elaine: Christmas present? For who?
George: For you.
Elaine: *gasp* (pushing George) Get out of here.
Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret. (singing) h-e-double n...
Jerry: Kramer. Yeah that'll do.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
its so funny to me to watch these shows now, after having seen curb your enthusiasm...and realizing how much Larry David is in Seinfeld...
Man in the Cape
Steinbrenner
one of the guys in the boat when the NBC guy who has a crush on Elaine went to sea w. Greenpeace (just noticed that one the other day - you only see the back of his head, but its deff. his voice).
Elaine: Hey.
Jerry: Hey.
George: Hey, how ya doing?!?
Elaine: Better, now.
Jerry: yeah, what happened?
Elaine: You know Sue Ellen Mishke?
Jerry: Sue Ellen Mishke?
Elaine: Yeah, the woman I grew up with in Maryland, she moved here last
year...
Jerry: Sounds familiar.
Elaine: The heiress to the O'Henry candy bar fortune--
Jerry: Oh, yeah, you mentioned her.
Elaine: Yes. I ran into her today. This woman has never, not once,
ever, as long as I have known her, worn a bra.
George: Ah, that is disgusting--
Jerry: That is just shameless, I don't know, There's no--
George: The woman's a pig, what wrong with her--
Jerry: It's wrong, it's rude, and it's--
George: It's disgusting--
Elaine (getting up to leave): Alright, there's no---
George: Come on! Come-on.
Jerry: We're only kidding!
Elaine: You don't understand. See, she hasn't changed at all. She
stole my boyfriend when I was in high school. I was at this party, and
I was dating this really cute guy, his name was Tom Cosley, by the way,
and she goes walking by, in this little floozy outfit, and he follows
her, right out the door!
Jerry (excited): She's your Lex Luthor!
Elaine: Her birthday's comin' up, so I decided to get her a little
present.
Jerry: What are you going to get her?
Elaine: A very traditional, a very supportive, brazier.
Jerry: There's nothing subtle about that.
George: No, no, she might just think its a gift.
Jerry: Have I ever bought you a jock strap as a gift?
My cat's name is......Shmoopy...pick him up and he'll wrap his arms around your neck and drool all over your face.
- Christopher McCandless
So do you.
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i love you shmoopy
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