Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Funny thing about this photo. We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear-shaped loser!

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    This just made me roar with laughter in my office!!!! :lol:
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  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,300
    Yesterday, they showed the one where Kramer dates a woman at the Nexus of the Universe - First Street and First Avenue
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    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • dcfaithful wrote:
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    "VILE WEED!!!" - Newman


    Awesome
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    never a fan

    and I share the same name as the show

    weird

    pack your bags.

    you're being deported.
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    dcfaithful wrote:
    In spirit of "The Jimmy" episode:

    dcfaithful likes this thread.

    dcfaithful says keep it going.

    dcfaithful is sick of work. :(


    the jeagler approves....


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  • DaveyGDaveyG Posts: 225
    rival. wrote:
    "believe it or not but george isn't at home"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo

    I had that as my voicemail for a while. People complained and said it was too long.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    pretzels.jpg

    These pretzels are makin' me thirsty. 8-)
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Thought ya'll could get a damn good laugh out of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ekae4BYJc

    I know I did. :lol:
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  • dcfaithful wrote:
    Thought ya'll could get a damn good laugh out of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ekae4BYJc

    I know I did. :lol:

    yeah that's great. I've been passing that video around for a while now too. The best part is the slow motion "The Dingo ate your baby"
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    anyone seen my labler
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81 wrote:
    one of the greatest shows of all times IMO
    on days i decide to answer the phone when I know its a telemarketer, I ask them for their home phone number so I can call them later, at a more convenient time...When they say no, I say, Why? Do you not like getting phone calls on your personal phone? HAH - Exactly :P


    must remeber to this

    Actually the punchline was "you don't like strangers calling you at home. Well now you know how I feel"

    Others:

    "That is one magic loogie"

    "And you wanna be my latex salesman?"

    "Gotta support the team"

    "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off. "
  • "It's like discovering plutonium, BY ACCIDENT!"
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    i know how a reservation works sir.

    no i don't think you do. because if you did, i'd have a car right now. you know how to take the reservation...anyone can just take a reservation. you just cant hold the reservation. and that's really the most important part of the reservation.


    do you want to purchase insurance?
    oh yeah you better give me the insurance because i'm gonna beat the hell out of that car.
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  • Hey mail blows. Fax it to a friend.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.
    i do something like this
    i answer the phone by saying "yeah?"
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.
    i do something like this
    i answer the phone by saying "yeah?"


    i use that when the gf calls my office. caller id and all
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    For over a year now I have been answering the phone by saying "Go!" instead of "Hello?"

    I'm not kidding.
    i do something like this
    i answer the phone by saying "yeah?"


    i use that when the gf calls my office. caller id and all
    well done, 81.
    i suggest doing it everytime, all the time, not just when your gf calls.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dcfaithful wrote:
    Thought ya'll could get a damn good laugh out of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ekae4BYJc

    I know I did. :lol:

    omg i love this
    what a great way to start off my morning
    thanks DC!!
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    well done, 81.
    i suggest doing it everytime, all the time, not just when your gf calls.

    that wouldn't be very professinal :lol:
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  • I do and say so much stuff related to Seinfeld it is ridiculous. I think I do it a lot when I don't even realize it like it has just become part of me.

    I write a sports column every week in my newspaper and one of the football coaches got to talking the other day and said his joke has gotten to be "Well, let's see what Jake's grievances are this week" a la the Festivus episode. I'm always bitching about something
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • "And you wanna be my latex salesman?"

    That is one of the best timed and funny ass lines I have ever seen on television....with george laying there, pants around his ankles!!! It makes me howl every time I see that episode. It's hard for me to imagine anyone in the world not loving this show

    "SAY VANDELAY!!! SAY VANDELAY!!! SAY VANDELAY!!!"
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
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    roar 8-)
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  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,566
    "Moops"

    "I'm O'Brien, he's Murphy"

    and my favorite "the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man returning soup at a deli"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8KUgUqprw
  • MysteryTrainMysteryTrain Singapore Posts: 1,189
    The 'fire' scene from The Fire episode:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuP9YClyPRY
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    george_costanza.jpg
    roar 8-)

    lady in the office has that on her wall
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    george_costanza.jpg
    roar 8-)

    lady in the office has that on her wall

    :lol::lol:

    That's awesome!
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  • dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    george_costanza.jpg
    roar 8-)

    lady in the office has that on her wall

    :lol::lol:

    That's awesome!

    what kind of office do you work at?!?!?
    not very professional :lol::lol:
    this one would work out well in an office setting tho...i could probably get away with hanging this one:
    kramer027.jpg
    He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I can't look away
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    this one would work out well in an office setting tho...i could probably get away with hanging this one:
    kramer027.jpg
    He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I can't look away

    I think I'm going to print myself one of those and hang it up right now. :)
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  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    "And I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit of the party. People would be coming up to me, "Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. What are we, Europeans with the Beaujolais and Chardonnay..."
  • I was just hoping i could find a germ necklace...no luck tho :(
    one of my favorite episodes is the one where puddy admits hes a germaphobe, kramer installing the garbage disposal in his shower....
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