Funny thing about this photo. We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear-shaped loser!
This just made me roar with laughter in my office!!!!
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Yesterday, they showed the one where Kramer dates a woman at the Nexus of the Universe - First Street and First Avenue
Reading 2004
Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016 Fenway 2, 2018 MSG 2022 St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023 MSG 2024, MSG 2024 Philadelphia 2024
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
I had that as my voicemail for a while. People complained and said it was too long.
10/23/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
10/24/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
07/11/11, Paramount Theater, Oakland, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show)
10/22/11, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show, 25th Bridge School Benefit)
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
one of the greatest shows of all times IMO
on days i decide to answer the phone when I know its a telemarketer, I ask them for their home phone number so I can call them later, at a more convenient time...When they say no, I say, Why? Do you not like getting phone calls on your personal phone? HAH - Exactly :P
must remeber to this
Actually the punchline was "you don't like strangers calling you at home. Well now you know how I feel"
Others:
"That is one magic loogie"
"And you wanna be my latex salesman?"
"Gotta support the team"
"But they do, and they're the ones writing it off. "
Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
no i don't think you do. because if you did, i'd have a car right now. you know how to take the reservation...anyone can just take a reservation. you just cant hold the reservation. and that's really the most important part of the reservation.
do you want to purchase insurance?
oh yeah you better give me the insurance because i'm gonna beat the hell out of that car.
omg i love this
what a great way to start off my morning
thanks DC!!
THE
DINGO
ATE
YOUR
BAYBY
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
I do and say so much stuff related to Seinfeld it is ridiculous. I think I do it a lot when I don't even realize it like it has just become part of me.
I write a sports column every week in my newspaper and one of the football coaches got to talking the other day and said his joke has gotten to be "Well, let's see what Jake's grievances are this week" a la the Festivus episode. I'm always bitching about something
All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
That is one of the best timed and funny ass lines I have ever seen on television....with george laying there, pants around his ankles!!! It makes me howl every time I see that episode. It's hard for me to imagine anyone in the world not loving this show
"SAY VANDELAY!!! SAY VANDELAY!!! SAY VANDELAY!!!"
All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
what kind of office do you work at?!?!?
not very professional
this one would work out well in an office setting tho...i could probably get away with hanging this one:
He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I can't look away
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
this one would work out well in an office setting tho...i could probably get away with hanging this one:
He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I can't look away
I think I'm going to print myself one of those and hang it up right now.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"And I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit of the party. People would be coming up to me, "Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. What are we, Europeans with the Beaujolais and Chardonnay..."
I was just hoping i could find a germ necklace...no luck tho :(
one of my favorite episodes is the one where puddy admits hes a germaphobe, kramer installing the garbage disposal in his shower....
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
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This just made me roar with laughter in my office!!!!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
Fenway 2, 2018
MSG 2022
St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
MSG 2024, MSG 2024
Philadelphia 2024
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
Awesome
pack your bags.
you're being deported.
the jeagler approves....
GEORGE IS GETTIN' FRUSTRATED!
I had that as my voicemail for a while. People complained and said it was too long.
10/24/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
07/11/11, Paramount Theater, Oakland, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show)
10/22/11, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show, 25th Bridge School Benefit)
These pretzels are makin' me thirsty.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ekae4BYJc
I know I did.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
yeah that's great. I've been passing that video around for a while now too. The best part is the slow motion "The Dingo ate your baby"
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
Actually the punchline was "you don't like strangers calling you at home. Well now you know how I feel"
Others:
"That is one magic loogie"
"And you wanna be my latex salesman?"
"Gotta support the team"
"But they do, and they're the ones writing it off. "
no i don't think you do. because if you did, i'd have a car right now. you know how to take the reservation...anyone can just take a reservation. you just cant hold the reservation. and that's really the most important part of the reservation.
do you want to purchase insurance?
oh yeah you better give me the insurance because i'm gonna beat the hell out of that car.
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
i answer the phone by saying "yeah?"
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
i use that when the gf calls my office. caller id and all
i suggest doing it everytime, all the time, not just when your gf calls.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
omg i love this
what a great way to start off my morning
thanks DC!!
THE
DINGO
ATE
YOUR
BAYBY
that wouldn't be very professinal
I write a sports column every week in my newspaper and one of the football coaches got to talking the other day and said his joke has gotten to be "Well, let's see what Jake's grievances are this week" a la the Festivus episode. I'm always bitching about something
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
That is one of the best timed and funny ass lines I have ever seen on television....with george laying there, pants around his ankles!!! It makes me howl every time I see that episode. It's hard for me to imagine anyone in the world not loving this show
"SAY VANDELAY!!! SAY VANDELAY!!! SAY VANDELAY!!!"
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
roar
"I'm O'Brien, he's Murphy"
and my favorite "the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man returning soup at a deli"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8KUgUqprw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuP9YClyPRY
lady in the office has that on her wall
That's awesome!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
what kind of office do you work at?!?!?
not very professional
this one would work out well in an office setting tho...i could probably get away with hanging this one:
He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I can't look away
I think I'm going to print myself one of those and hang it up right now.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
one of my favorite episodes is the one where puddy admits hes a germaphobe, kramer installing the garbage disposal in his shower....