Seinfeld "Sufferings"

dcfaithful

^^ Okay, so I forgot the exact details of the story.

But your cat probably still despises Keith, right?

twisted thoughts

back and to the left, back and to the left
that shit kills me
doesnt jerry have a cane or something that he uses
makes me think of JFK movie

dcfaithful

81 wrote:

KRAMER: He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"

Easily my favorite part of the scene. The way he screams that is fucking hilarious.

81

fyi, the mets played the pirates on june 14th of 1987

hernandez went 2-4 with 2 runs and two rbi's

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-sco ... 8706140PIT

dcfaithful

In spirit of "The Jimmy" episode:

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dcfaithful

81 wrote:

fyi, the mets played the pirates on june 14th of 1987

hernandez went 2-4 with 2 runs and two rbi's

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-sco ... 8706140PIT

Smoking baby for the WIN! :thumbup:

81

twisted thoughts wrote:

back and to the left, back and to the left
that shit kills me
doesnt jerry have a cane or something that he uses
makes me think of JFK movie

from the site i lifted teh sript

[THE BRILLIANCE OF THIS SCENE IS THAT IT IS AN EXACT PARODY OF KEVIN COSTNER'S COURTROOM SCENE IN
THE FILM JFK - AND WAYNE KNIGHT PLAYED THE SAME POSITION IN BOTH!!!]

dcfaithful

81

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/seinfeld-scripts.html

dcfaithful

From The Red Dot, hilarious...Kramer that is:


At Jerry's apartment.

Jerry: Yeah so?

Elaine: He's acting very strangely. I think he started drinking again.

Jerry: Oh boy, can you smell it?

Elaine: No. I can't smell it.

Jerry: Well if you can't smell it then he hasn't been drinking.

Elaine: You don't always smell someone from a drink.

Jerry: Yes you do.

Elaine: What about one drink? Would you smell it from one drink?

Jerry: Yes you would.

Kramer enters

Jerry: I'll prove it. Would you do me a favor?

Kramer: Okay.

Jerry: Would you take a drink and let us smell you?

Kramer: You can smell me without the drink.

Elaine: I suspect that this guy I'm seeing might be drinking but I can't smell it.

Kramer: Okay, well what am I drinking? What do you got?

Jerry: I got a bottle of scotch my uncle gave me. It's Hennigans. It's been here for two years. I've been using it as a paint thinner.

Kramer drinks.

Kramer: All right.

Elaine and Jerry lean up really close to him.

Jerry: I don't smell anything.

Elaine: Maybe we're too close to the bottle.

Jerry's buzzer buzzes.

Jerry: Yeah.

George: (over the speaker) It's George.

Jerry: Come on up.

Kramer: That is *damn* good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.


George: Hello everybody.

Kramer: Hey. (snuggling really close to George) I'm going to tell you what I think. I know you don't care what I think, but I'm going to tell you. I think that you are terrific.

George: (uncomfortablly) Thank you.

Elaine: Hey what's that?

George: It's an early Christmas present.

Elaine: Christmas present? For who?

George: For you.

Elaine: *gasp* (pushing George) Get out of here.

Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret. (singing) h-e-double n...

Jerry: Kramer. Yeah that'll do.

twisted thoughts

whose the man in the cape??



its so funny to me to watch these shows now, after having seen curb your enthusiasm...and realizing how much Larry David is in Seinfeld...
Man in the Cape
Steinbrenner
one of the guys in the boat when the NBC guy who has a crush on Elaine went to sea w. Greenpeace (just noticed that one the other day - you only see the back of his head, but its deff. his voice).

81

(Elaine enters)

Elaine: Hey.

Jerry: Hey.

George: Hey, how ya doing?!?

Elaine: Better, now.

Jerry: yeah, what happened?

Elaine: You know Sue Ellen Mishke?

Jerry: Sue Ellen Mishke?

Elaine: Yeah, the woman I grew up with in Maryland, she moved here last

year...

Jerry: Sounds familiar.

Elaine: The heiress to the O'Henry candy bar fortune--

Jerry: Oh, yeah, you mentioned her.

Elaine: Yes. I ran into her today. This woman has never, not once,
ever, as long as I have known her, worn a bra.

George: Ah, that is disgusting--

Jerry: That is just shameless, I don't know, There's no--

George: The woman's a pig, what wrong with her--

Jerry: It's wrong, it's rude, and it's--

George: It's disgusting--

Elaine (getting up to leave): Alright, there's no---

George: Come on! Come-on.

Jerry: We're only kidding!

Elaine: You don't understand. See, she hasn't changed at all. She
stole my boyfriend when I was in high school. I was at this party, and
I was dating this really cute guy, his name was Tom Cosley, by the way,
and she goes walking by, in this little floozy outfit, and he follows
her, right out the door!

Jerry (excited): She's your Lex Luthor!

Elaine: Her birthday's comin' up, so I decided to get her a little
present.

Jerry: What are you going to get her?

Elaine: A very traditional, a very supportive, brazier.

Jerry: There's nothing subtle about that.

George: No, no, she might just think its a gift.

Jerry: Have I ever bought you a jock strap as a gift?

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Newman

we named our cat Newman. acts just like the tv character

My cat's name is......Shmoopy...pick him up and he'll wrap his arms around your neck and drool all over your face.

Ledbetterman10

Looks like a frog......



So do you.

81

4and20 wrote:

81 wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Newman

we named our cat Newman. acts just like the tv character

My cat's name is......Shmoopy...pick him up and he'll wrap his arms around your neck and drool all over your face.

i love you shmoopy

i love you shmoopy

Ledbetterman10

Funny thing about this photo. We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear-shaped loser!

81

rival.

without question, the greatest clip in seinfeld history:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs

"you're batman!"

JonnyPistachio

Georges obsessions with wanting to be an architect or marine biologist were always so funny to me. Especially when he created aliases like Art Vandalay to go with it.

norm

I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.