Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • speaking of larry and seinfeld, which do you guys like more? i think larry's delivery is a little bit better... but they're both still TERRIBLE actors...

    Saying Jerry is a bad actor is like saying Ringo is a bad drummer. Is he as great as the people he's sharing the screen (stage) with? Of course not. But is he good enough for what the show (band) is trying to accomplish? Good enough in spades....
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I'm an anti-dentite.

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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    speaking of larry and seinfeld, which do you guys like more? i think larry's delivery is a little bit better... but they're both still TERRIBLE actors...

    Saying Jerry is a bad actor is like saying Ringo is a bad drummer. Is he as great as the people he's sharing the screen (stage) with? Of course not. But is he good enough for what the show (band) is trying to accomplish? Good enough in spades....

    i love this analogy. i'm keeping it in my back pocket for the next time my dad complains about jerry's acting.
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I'm an anti-dentite.

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    pretty soon you'll be saying they need their own schools.....

    you're a RABID anti dentite!
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  • Jerry: Boy, do you smell something?

    Elaine: Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling? Of *course* I

    smell something.

    Jerry: What is it?

    Elaine: I think it's B.O.!

    Jerry: What?

    Elaine: It's B.O. The *valet* must have had B.O.

    Jerry: It *can't* be. Nobody has B.O. like this.

    Elaine: Jerry. It's *B*.*O*.

    Jerry: But the whole car smells.

    Elaine: So?

    Jerry: So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B".

    Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it.
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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Marble rye.


    GIMMIE THAT RYE YOU OLD BAG


    :o really hoping that's a quote from the episode...


    :lol:
    :?
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  • well I have a flash for you joy boy
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    "I have kyboshed before, and I will...kybosh again."

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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    it's gortex
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    it's gortex

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    That's gold, Jerry. GOLD!!!

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  • Bana's a hack!!
    a hack i tell you!!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Bana's a hack!!
    a hack i tell you!!

    "I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Good lookin ones too, Jerry."
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Bania has always looked like a scrawny Schwarzenegger to me... :?
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  • just saw "the barber" last night

    George: I want you to have this job. Of course...

    Jerry: Yeah?

    George: That's it.

    Jerry: What do you mean that's it?

    George: He never finished the sentence. He got a call, that was the end of the interview.

    Jerry: "Of course" was the last thing he said?

    George: Maybe he was going to say "Of course I have to check with my associates."

    Elaine: "I want you to have this job, of course the Board of Directors is under indictment and will be

    serving time."

    Jerry: "I want you to have this job, of course sodomy is a prerequisite." :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    George: All right.

    Elaine: Why don't you go ahead and call him?

    George: Because he made a big deal about how I understand everything immediately. That's what

    impressed him.

    Jerry: So if you call and ask if you have the job, you might lose the job.

    George: And if I don't call...

    Jerry: You might have the job, but you'll never know it. What kind of company is it?

    George: Rest stop supply.

    ...........................................................................................



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    Jerry is sitting down on the couch with a really bad haircut. He is holding a mirror. Jerry and George are

    looking in disbelief at the haircut.

    George: He massacred you. You look like you're five years old.

    Jerry: What if I shampoo? Sometimes a shampoo helps.

    George: You've got to start seeing someone else. Get out of this relationship.

    Jerry: I can't. He loves me. He says I'm his most loyal customer. Plus he's right there on the corner. I'd

    have to pass him every day when I go by.

    George: You gotta do it.

    Jerry: I can't, I can't. I'd break his heart.

    Kramer enters. He flinches when he sees the haircut.

    dont u love it when a rerun comes on that you totally forgot about?
    seems like sometimes they play the same ones over and over
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I'm an anti-dentite.

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    pretty soon you'll be saying they need their own schools.....

    you're a RABID anti dentite!

    Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!"
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    just saw "the barber" last night

    George: I want you to have this job. Of course...

    Jerry: Yeah?

    George: That's it.

    Jerry: What do you mean that's it?

    George: He never finished the sentence. He got a call, that was the end of the interview.

    Jerry: "Of course" was the last thing he said?

    George: Maybe he was going to say "Of course I have to check with my associates."

    Elaine: "I want you to have this job, of course the Board of Directors is under indictment and will be

    serving time."

    Jerry: "I want you to have this job, of course sodomy is a prerequisite." :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    George: All right.

    Elaine: Why don't you go ahead and call him?

    George: Because he made a big deal about how I understand everything immediately. That's what

    impressed him.

    Jerry: So if you call and ask if you have the job, you might lose the job.

    George: And if I don't call...

    Jerry: You might have the job, but you'll never know it. What kind of company is it?

    George: Rest stop supply.

    ...........................................................................................

    goerge, how's the penske file look
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Ya know, you gotta support the team.

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  • 25g3nzm.jpg

    All signs point to YES!!!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    edited September 2010
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    All signs point to YES!!!

    High-five.....on the flip-side.
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    i always ask the gf to high five. she always says no. :lol:
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  • Newman. wrote:

    goerge, how's the penske file look

    George is "playing the drums" on his desk. He is tapping his desk with pencils.

    Mr. Costanza, Mr. Pensky is here to see you.

    Mr. Pensky? Of the Pensky file?

    Pensky enters.

    Mr. Pensky. I was just working on your file. I was transferring the contents of the file into this

    flexible accordion-style folder.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newman. wrote:
    i always ask the gf to high five. she always says no. :lol:

    Are you throwing in the incentive of the flip-side? :roll:

    BTW, Can I keep these balloons at your place for your Newmanium?
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    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newman. wrote:
    i always ask the gf to high five. she always says no. :lol:

    Are you throwing in the incentive of the flip-side? :roll:

    BTW, Can I keep these balloons at your place for your Newmanium?

    we never get past the first....so no flip side. :x

    you do know that is next year
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newman. wrote:

    you do know that is next year

    Sweet! Can I get an invite? :)

    I've got plenty of muffin stumps.
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  • I'll be going to Kramer's party
    Jerry's not invited to Newmans party :x
    Newman :x :x :x
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  • dcfaithful wrote:
    ok...searching for: Seinfeld, party of four! (it doesnt get any more relative/realistic than this)...
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    My wife says "Seinfel Fo!" practically everytime we go to a restaurant
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dcfaithful wrote:
    ok...searching for: Seinfeld, party of four! (it doesnt get any more relative/realistic than this)...
    seinfeld_the_chinese_restaurant.jpg


    My wife says "Seinfel Fo!" practically everytime we go to a restaurant

    :lol::lol: Nice!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Just for reaction, I think I'm going to try and open a jar of pickles naked tonight.

    Good naked and bad naked.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Just for reaction, I think I'm going to try and open a jar of pickles naked tonight.

    Good naked and bad naked.

    get out your belt sander and give the floors a sanding :P
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