speaking of larry and seinfeld, which do you guys like more? i think larry's delivery is a little bit better... but they're both still TERRIBLE actors...
Saying Jerry is a bad actor is like saying Ringo is a bad drummer. Is he as great as the people he's sharing the screen (stage) with? Of course not. But is he good enough for what the show (band) is trying to accomplish? Good enough in spades....
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speaking of larry and seinfeld, which do you guys like more? i think larry's delivery is a little bit better... but they're both still TERRIBLE actors...
Saying Jerry is a bad actor is like saying Ringo is a bad drummer. Is he as great as the people he's sharing the screen (stage) with? Of course not. But is he good enough for what the show (band) is trying to accomplish? Good enough in spades....
i love this analogy. i'm keeping it in my back pocket for the next time my dad complains about jerry's acting.
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Elaine: Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling? Of *course* I
smell something.
Jerry: What is it?
Elaine: I think it's B.O.!
Jerry: What?
Elaine: It's B.O. The *valet* must have had B.O.
Jerry: It *can't* be. Nobody has B.O. like this.
Elaine: Jerry. It's *B*.*O*.
Jerry: But the whole car smells.
Elaine: So?
Jerry: So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B".
Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it.
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"I have kyboshed before, and I will...kybosh again."
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8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
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9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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"I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Good lookin ones too, Jerry."
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Bania has always looked like a scrawny Schwarzenegger to me... :?
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Jerry is sitting down on the couch with a really bad haircut. He is holding a mirror. Jerry and George are
looking in disbelief at the haircut.
George: He massacred you. You look like you're five years old.
Jerry: What if I shampoo? Sometimes a shampoo helps.
George: You've got to start seeing someone else. Get out of this relationship.
Jerry: I can't. He loves me. He says I'm his most loyal customer. Plus he's right there on the corner. I'd
have to pass him every day when I go by.
George: You gotta do it.
Jerry: I can't, I can't. I'd break his heart.
Kramer enters. He flinches when he sees the haircut.
dont u love it when a rerun comes on that you totally forgot about?
seems like sometimes they play the same ones over and over
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pretty soon you'll be saying they need their own schools.....
you're a RABID anti dentite!
Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!"
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i always ask the gf to high five. she always says no.
George is "playing the drums" on his desk. He is tapping his desk with pencils.
Mr. Costanza, Mr. Pensky is here to see you.
Mr. Pensky? Of the Pensky file?
Pensky enters.
Mr. Pensky. I was just working on your file. I was transferring the contents of the file into this
flexible accordion-style folder.
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i always ask the gf to high five. she always says no.
Are you throwing in the incentive of the flip-side? :roll:
BTW, Can I keep these balloons at your place for your Newmanium?
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I'll be going to Kramer's party
Jerry's not invited to Newmans party :x
Newman :x :x :x
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ok...searching for: Seinfeld, party of four! (it doesnt get any more relative/realistic than this)...
My wife says "Seinfel Fo!" practically everytime we go to a restaurant
Nice!
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Just for reaction, I think I'm going to try and open a jar of pickles naked tonight.
Good naked and bad naked.
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Saying Jerry is a bad actor is like saying Ringo is a bad drummer. Is he as great as the people he's sharing the screen (stage) with? Of course not. But is he good enough for what the show (band) is trying to accomplish? Good enough in spades....
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
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i love this analogy. i'm keeping it in my back pocket for the next time my dad complains about jerry's acting.
pretty soon you'll be saying they need their own schools.....
you're a RABID anti dentite!
Elaine: Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling? Of *course* I
smell something.
Jerry: What is it?
Elaine: I think it's B.O.!
Jerry: What?
Elaine: It's B.O. The *valet* must have had B.O.
Jerry: It *can't* be. Nobody has B.O. like this.
Elaine: Jerry. It's *B*.*O*.
Jerry: But the whole car smells.
Elaine: So?
Jerry: So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B".
Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
a hack i tell you!!
"I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Good lookin ones too, Jerry."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
George: I want you to have this job. Of course...
Jerry: Yeah?
George: That's it.
Jerry: What do you mean that's it?
George: He never finished the sentence. He got a call, that was the end of the interview.
Jerry: "Of course" was the last thing he said?
George: Maybe he was going to say "Of course I have to check with my associates."
Elaine: "I want you to have this job, of course the Board of Directors is under indictment and will be
serving time."
Jerry: "I want you to have this job, of course sodomy is a prerequisite."
George: All right.
Elaine: Why don't you go ahead and call him?
George: Because he made a big deal about how I understand everything immediately. That's what
impressed him.
Jerry: So if you call and ask if you have the job, you might lose the job.
George: And if I don't call...
Jerry: You might have the job, but you'll never know it. What kind of company is it?
George: Rest stop supply.
...........................................................................................
Jerry is sitting down on the couch with a really bad haircut. He is holding a mirror. Jerry and George are
looking in disbelief at the haircut.
George: He massacred you. You look like you're five years old.
Jerry: What if I shampoo? Sometimes a shampoo helps.
George: You've got to start seeing someone else. Get out of this relationship.
Jerry: I can't. He loves me. He says I'm his most loyal customer. Plus he's right there on the corner. I'd
have to pass him every day when I go by.
George: You gotta do it.
Jerry: I can't, I can't. I'd break his heart.
Kramer enters. He flinches when he sees the haircut.
dont u love it when a rerun comes on that you totally forgot about?
seems like sometimes they play the same ones over and over
Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!"
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
goerge, how's the penske file look
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8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
All signs point to YES!!!
High-five.....on the flip-side.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
George is "playing the drums" on his desk. He is tapping his desk with pencils.
Mr. Costanza, Mr. Pensky is here to see you.
Mr. Pensky? Of the Pensky file?
Pensky enters.
Mr. Pensky. I was just working on your file. I was transferring the contents of the file into this
flexible accordion-style folder.
Are you throwing in the incentive of the flip-side? :roll:
BTW, Can I keep these balloons at your place for your Newmanium?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
we never get past the first....so no flip side. :x
you do know that is next year
Sweet! Can I get an invite?
I've got plenty of muffin stumps.
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8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Jerry's not invited to Newmans party :x
Newman :x :x :x
My wife says "Seinfel Fo!" practically everytime we go to a restaurant
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Good naked and bad naked.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
get out your belt sander and give the floors a sanding :P