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  • jamminpearls
    jamminpearls Posts: 7,078
    The Fixer wrote:
    1 - You can only talk about your fantasy football teams with members of your league. Same goes for NCAA bracket pools. No one cares. Stop trying to tell me about things I could care less about. the minute I get stuck in a conversation where someone brings up their fantasy team I stop paying attention to them and focus on how I'm gonna get out of the conversation.

    Well i knew u were good for at least 1 wrong statement :)
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    jamminpearls wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    1 - You can only talk about your fantasy football teams with members of your league. Same goes for NCAA bracket pools. No one cares. Stop trying to tell me about things I could care less about. the minute I get stuck in a conversation where someone brings up their fantasy team I stop paying attention to them and focus on how I'm gonna get out of the conversation.

    Well i knew u were good for at least 1 wrong statement :)

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  • jamminpearls
    jamminpearls Posts: 7,078
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    jamminpearls wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    1 - You can only talk about your fantasy football teams with members of your league. Same goes for NCAA bracket pools. No one cares. Stop trying to tell me about things I could care less about. the minute I get stuck in a conversation where someone brings up their fantasy team I stop paying attention to them and focus on how I'm gonna get out of the conversation.

    Well i knew u were good for at least 1 wrong statement :)

    Fixer Law : He's never wrong
    Lol, well he said were not making the playoffs so i guess theres no point of watching baseball this year.
    Go Birds!!!!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    jamminpearls wrote:
    Lol, well he said were not making the playoffs so i guess theres no point of watching baseball this year.

    He made a few of those statements about the Fly Guys last year but I forgave him
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Fixer wrote:
    4 - No white sunglasses, belts, pants, or socks. Not good looks

    I agree with everything except the socks....they're concealed more than half the time anyways.
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  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,065
    Talking about your fantasy team to people outside of your league is brutal. Why would I give a flying fuck about your fantasy football team? This is quite possibly the lowest form of conversation.
  • julesandian
    julesandian Posts: 487
    No matter how complicated the machine/mechanism, Man must open it and have a look to check if maybe he can mend it before diagnosing that it's fucked. We are Man, hear us roar. ;)
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    The Fixer wrote:
    4 - No white sunglasses, belts, pants, or socks. Not good looks
    I disagree about the white pants...particularly when EV wears them.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,217
    Jeanwah wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    4 - No white sunglasses, belts, pants, or socks. Not good looks
    I disagree about the white pants...particularly when EV wears them.
    didnt think it would take long for this exact post!! :lol:
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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Jeanwah wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    4 - No white sunglasses, belts, pants, or socks. Not good looks
    I disagree about the white pants...particularly when EV wears them.
    didnt think it would take long for this exact post!! :lol:

    It's would be passable for EV to wear white pants (at a push) but not the ones that have gone greyish after a few washes.
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  • jamminpearls
    jamminpearls Posts: 7,078
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    Talking about your fantasy team to people outside of your league is brutal. Why would I give a flying fuck about your fantasy football team? This is quite possibly the lowest form of conversation.
    Do u ever disagree with the fixer?? Im about 76% sure u to are the same person. ;) :shock:
    Go Birds!!!!
  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,065
    jamminpearls wrote:
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    Talking about your fantasy team to people outside of your league is brutal. Why would I give a flying fuck about your fantasy football team? This is quite possibly the lowest form of conversation.
    Do u ever disagree with the fixer?? Im about 76% sure u to are the same person. ;) :shock:

    Haha, I was going to mention that once again we are in agreement. Had a feeling you were going to mention that.

    The fact that I don't play fantasy football probably has a lot to do with my absolute lack of interest in any conversation regarding someones team.
  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    man law number 12 never bang your best friends sister.unless your both drunk and at a wedding :mrgreen: this will get you a pass...but expect revenge.
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    #13 Real men don't split a sandwich. Two of my golfing buddies decided last week after the round that they wanted to split a sandwich. Real men don't split a sandwich. That's something chicks do.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i generally am not governed by much
    what's man laws?
    sounds weird to me
    man law?

    help me
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    #13 Real men don't split a sandwich. Two of my golfing buddies decided last week after the round that they wanted to split a sandwich. Real men don't split a sandwich. That's something chicks do.
    i see...
    this is law?
    fuck that.

    eyed for example, i could eat his sandwich and we'd be good with that.
    i'd share his sandwich with him beside the campfire.
    eyed and 1 sandwich, fire, logs, poems, grizzlies, women scared, and 1 bacon sandwich being split.

    we're chics, eyed and i.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    Under no circumstances should two men share an umbrella.

    As far as umbrellas go, no man shall drink from a glass containing an umbrella.
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    Jeanwah wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    4 - No white sunglasses, belts, pants, or socks. Not good looks
    I disagree about the white pants...particularly when EV wears them.

    no white socks?

    what are you supposed to wear with sneakers? gotta go ahead and disagree with that one.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    chadwick wrote:
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    #13 Real men don't split a sandwich. Two of my golfing buddies decided last week after the round that they wanted to split a sandwich. Real men don't split a sandwich. That's something chicks do.
    i see...
    this is law?
    fuck that.

    eyed for example, i could eat his sandwich and we'd be good with that.
    i'd share his sandwich with him beside the campfire.
    eyed and 1 sandwich, fire, logs, poems, grizzlies, women scared, and 1 bacon sandwich being split.

    we're chics, eyed and i.


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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,619
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    Talking about your fantasy team to people outside of your league is brutal. Why would I give a flying fuck about your fantasy football team? This is quite possibly the lowest form of conversation.

    It's like talking about a poker hand with someone. They don't give a fuck.

    So that's another one. Don't talk about a hand that you got burned on. It's never entertaining.

    Believe in all the white stuff too. Though the white sock is fine as long as it doesn't come above the ankle. No matter what though, I'm going black ankle socks. And I'm totally going against this rule when it comes to pants. Purposely wearing white linen pants to a wedding in October. Purposely.

    ALSO, another one - the term 'Man Law' is gay. Stop using it. Sorry, buddy. You set em up, I knock em down.

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