1 - You can only talk about your fantasy football teams with members of your league. Same goes for NCAA bracket pools. No one cares. Stop trying to tell me about things I could care less about. the minute I get stuck in a conversation where someone brings up their fantasy team I stop paying attention to them and focus on how I'm gonna get out of the conversation.
Well i knew u were good for at least 1 wrong statement
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The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong
There is nothing worse than hearing someone talk about their fantasy football team. I play fantasy football too, but I know no one cares about my team unless they're in my league. obama needs to intervene and make this a law...it annoys me to no end
it's impossible to make white socks look cool...you end up looking like beavis
Damnit...I may now consider switching too. :(
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9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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1 - You can only talk about your fantasy football teams with members of your league. Same goes for NCAA bracket pools. No one cares. Stop trying to tell me about things I could care less about. the minute I get stuck in a conversation where someone brings up their fantasy team I stop paying attention to them and focus on how I'm gonna get out of the conversation.
2 - You shouldn't be allowed to bring signs or baseball gloves to sporting events once you're old enough to shave. Once you reach this age you shouldn't ask for autographs either.
3 - No man should EVER drink an alcoholic beverage with a straw. For whatever reason non-alcoholic beverages with straws are acceptable.
4 - No white sunglasses, belts, pants, or socks. Not good looks
what other man laws should be implemented?
nice list, pretty much spot on (except white socks, white socks with sneakers is acceptable)
here are a few of mine.
1) No man shall wear a jersey of a his favorite team with HIS name on it, unless you share the same name with a star player
2) Men don't go to the movies together
3) Men shouldn't play golf with women
1 - great addition
2 - I have no issue with going together, but you have to sit at least one seat apart. sharing an armrest is out of the question
always stand up when shaking hands
if splitting the check, split it equally, even if your companions had the $50 lobster dinner and you had eggs.
white pants? only if invited to a "white party"
white socks? yes, but only with sneakers and never above the ankles-shorties
invited guests never arrive empty handed
if a woman gives you oral sex on the first date-send flowers-the next day
always stand up when shaking hands
if splitting the check, split it equally, even if your companions had the $50 lobster dinner and you had eggs.
white pants? only if invited to a "white party"
white socks? yes, but only with sneakers and never above the ankles-shorties
invited guests never arrive empty handed
if a woman gives you oral sex on the first date-send flowers-the next day
good shit. though I disagree with your last one. If that happens on the first date, only call her after 2 AM. and definitely don't send flowers
i'm from the mean streets of wayne, pa. if you show up to our court wearing black socks with white sneakers...you get sent home.
white sneakers should be on the list too
interesting list.
are you rocking black high tops or something?? lil' velcro in the mix?
when I play hoops, I do have black nike high tops. No velcro though. otherwise I just go with grey new balance.
can't tell you the last time I owned a pair of white sneakers or socks. been a longgg time. might have been my high school days
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wow......
i went thru a black sneaker phase, but have since gone back to white. with white socks. i also wear white t shirts from time to time. maybe even a white polo or button down.
when I play hoops, I do have black nike high tops. No velcro though. otherwise I just go with grey new balance.
can't tell you the last time I owned a pair of white sneakers or socks. been a longgg time. might have been my high school days
this explains a lot
I still rock the Reebok pumps when I play ball
I pictured you as a chuck taylor guy. I would have guessed PJhawks would wear anything AI wears, since he loves every philly athlete that's ever played here.
I pictured you as a chuck taylor guy. I would have guessed PJhawks would wear anything AI wears, since he loves every philly athlete that's ever played here.
white Nike's for ball, reebok for normal activities. and AI was awesome in his prime. don't get wrong, one of the biggest ahole's in philly sports history but the man could flat out play. unless you mean that bum and punk Iguodala.
just to clarify here is list of my hated philly athletes off the top of my head:
1) Scott Rolen
2) Eric Desjardins and Keith Primeau (for selling out Lindros)
3) Mitch Williams (for blowing the 93 world series, only 2008 and his work on CSN has redeemed him some of this)
4) Bobby Abreu
5) Matt Geiger
6) any Nova basketball player pre-2004 and post-2007 (other than the Frazier, Foye, Ray, Sumpter class)
7) Freddie Mitchell
8) Randall Cunningham
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i went thru a black sneaker phase, but have since gone back to white. with white socks. i also wear white t shirts from time to time. maybe even a white polo or button down.
black sneaskers were cool in like 7th grade. i used to rock the black Barkley's when i was 12.
at some point everyone grew out of that phase though...
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I pictured you as a chuck taylor guy. I would have guessed PJhawks would wear anything AI wears, since he loves every philly athlete that's ever played here.
white Nike's for ball, reebok for normal activities. and AI was awesome in his prime. don't get wrong, one of the biggest ahole's in philly sports history but the man could flat out play. unless you mean that bum and punk Iguodala.
just to clarify here is list of my hated philly athletes off the top of my head:
1) Scott Rolen
2) Eric Desjardins and Keith Primeau (for selling out Lindros)
3) Mitch Williams (for blowing the 93 world series, only 2008 and his work on CSN has redeemed him some of this)
4) Bobby Abreu
5) Matt Geiger
6) any Nova basketball player pre-2004 and post-2007 (other than the Frazier, Foye, Ray, Sumpter class)
7) Freddie Mitchell
8) Randall Cunningham
Question...Is flavored coffee creamer off limits?..cause I'm wearing white socks and drinking hazelnut coffee at this very moment.
Yes. Sugar and maybe some regular cream. Or milk. No vanilla or hazelnut or whatever.
i just dont understand flavoured coffees and teas.
im very specific and always ask whether the green tea is straight with no added crapola. they always say yes and on more than one occasion theyve lied. i now wonder how difficult a question is is the tea flavoured, is there anything in it?
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
i went thru a black sneaker phase, but have since gone back to white. with white socks. i also wear white t shirts from time to time. maybe even a white polo or button down.
black sneaskers were cool in like 7th grade. i used to rock the black Barkley's when i was 12.
at some point everyone grew out of that phase though...
Nope, White shoes get dirty when you live in the wet part of the country. Black shoes it is!
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The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong
There is nothing worse than hearing someone talk about their fantasy football team. I play fantasy football too, but I know no one cares about my team unless they're in my league. obama needs to intervene and make this a law...it annoys me to no end
it's impossible to make white socks look cool...you end up looking like beavis
they make black athletic socks now a days. I recommend giving them a shot.
I'm proud to say I do not own one pair of white socks
fair enough. the term is played. good work
as for the white pants...well, good luck with that.
Damnit...I may now consider switching too. :(
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
1 - great addition
2 - I have no issue with going together, but you have to sit at least one seat apart. sharing an armrest is out of the question
3 - replace the word golf with sports
NICE ONE!! The only time my wife drives when we're in the same car is when I'm shitfaced. which probably happens too often, but whatever.
if splitting the check, split it equally, even if your companions had the $50 lobster dinner and you had eggs.
white pants? only if invited to a "white party"
white socks? yes, but only with sneakers and never above the ankles-shorties
invited guests never arrive empty handed
if a woman gives you oral sex on the first date-send flowers-the next day
good shit. though I disagree with your last one. If that happens on the first date, only call her after 2 AM. and definitely don't send flowers
yeah might have to rethink that or change it to A**L sex
I like to make a mockery of some weddings.
Also, the term 'Man Cave' fucking sucks too. It automatically says you have been whipped to a leash by your girl.
i'm from the mean streets of wayne, pa. if you show up to our court wearing black socks with white sneakers...you get sent home.
white sneakers should be on the list too
interesting list.
are you rocking black high tops or something?? lil' velcro in the mix?
when I play hoops, I do have black nike high tops. No velcro though. otherwise I just go with grey new balance.
can't tell you the last time I owned a pair of white sneakers or socks. been a longgg time. might have been my high school days
i went thru a black sneaker phase, but have since gone back to white. with white socks. i also wear white t shirts from time to time. maybe even a white polo or button down.
this explains a lot
I still rock the Reebok pumps when I play ball
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I pictured you as a chuck taylor guy. I would have guessed PJhawks would wear anything AI wears, since he loves every philly athlete that's ever played here.
I saw a movie with one of my friends (a guy obv) a week ago. I dont really care/ see why it matters.
edit: and the white socks thing is ridiculous. Since when are guys not allowed to wear white socks? The majority of all socks are white.
8/7/08, 6/9/09
me and boy go to the movies occassionally...I do feel awkward
especially when we share the same soda (2 straws) and popcorn....
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
white Nike's for ball, reebok for normal activities. and AI was awesome in his prime. don't get wrong, one of the biggest ahole's in philly sports history but the man could flat out play. unless you mean that bum and punk Iguodala.
just to clarify here is list of my hated philly athletes off the top of my head:
1) Scott Rolen
2) Eric Desjardins and Keith Primeau (for selling out Lindros)
3) Mitch Williams (for blowing the 93 world series, only 2008 and his work on CSN has redeemed him some of this)
4) Bobby Abreu
5) Matt Geiger
6) any Nova basketball player pre-2004 and post-2007 (other than the Frazier, Foye, Ray, Sumpter class)
7) Freddie Mitchell
8) Randall Cunningham
black sneaskers were cool in like 7th grade. i used to rock the black Barkley's when i was 12.
at some point everyone grew out of that phase though...
GO NOVA.
black coffee--maybe lil bit of suger for this guy.
Yes. Sugar and maybe some regular cream. Or milk. No vanilla or hazelnut or whatever.
BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
HTFD-6/27/08
ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
OKC-11/16/13
SEA-12/6/13
TUL-10/8/14
i just dont understand flavoured coffees and teas.
im very specific and always ask whether the green tea is straight with no added crapola. they always say yes and on more than one occasion theyve lied. i now wonder how difficult a question is is the tea flavoured, is there anything in it?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
My Jazz Lo-Pro Saucony's are the shit.
sneakers dude. talking 'bout sneakers. you work out in those things?
these are the shit:
http://nikerunning.nike.com/nikeos/p/ni ... n?hf=10002^12001&t=Men%27s%20Running%20Shoes#/?ll=en_US&ct=US&pid=204354&cid=102201&pgid=&p=PDP