Man Laws

The Fixer
The Fixer Posts: 12,837
edited September 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
1 - You can only talk about your fantasy football teams with members of your league. Same goes for NCAA bracket pools. No one cares. Stop trying to tell me about things I could care less about. the minute I get stuck in a conversation where someone brings up their fantasy team I stop paying attention to them and focus on how I'm gonna get out of the conversation.

2 - You shouldn't be allowed to bring signs or baseball gloves to sporting events once you're old enough to shave. Once you reach this age you shouldn't ask for autographs either.

3 - No man should EVER drink an alcoholic beverage with a straw. For whatever reason non-alcoholic beverages with straws are acceptable.

4 - No white sunglasses, belts, pants, or socks. Not good looks

what other man laws should be implemented?
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  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,086
    Nothing in the history of the world has ever been "fierce" or "fabulous"
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mookeywrench wrote:
    Nothing in the history of the world has ever been "fierce" or "fabulous"


    :lol::lol::lol:
  • jshin
    jshin Posts: 1,759
    Wait... White socks are out?
    I ain't got no fly'n shoes..




  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Men never seem to use umbrellas either unless they're wearing a suit.
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  • 12 weeks of immortality
    12 weeks of immortality Posts: 67
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Men never seem to use umbrellas either unless they're wearing a suit.

    I used an umbrella last week! but it didn't feel right...
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  • SCMike10
    SCMike10 Posts: 195
    3 - No man should EVER drink an alcoholic beverage with a straw. For whatever reason non-alcoholic beverages with straws are acceptable.


    I had three wisdom teeth (two of which were inpacted) removed on Monday. Can I get a pass on this one so I can drink beer during tonight's UFC fight?
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  • 12 weeks of immortality
    12 weeks of immortality Posts: 67
    I had three wisdom teeth (two of which were inpacted) removed on Monday. Can I get a pass on this one so I can drink beer during tonight's UFC fight?[/quote]

    :lol:
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    SCMike10 wrote:
    3 - No man should EVER drink an alcoholic beverage with a straw. For whatever reason non-alcoholic beverages with straws are acceptable.


    I had three wisdom teeth (two of which were inpacted) removed on Monday. Can I get a pass on this one so I can drink beer during tonight's UFC fight?

    actually that might tear the stitchs, your better off drinkin normally.
  • jshin
    jshin Posts: 1,759
    Wisdom teeth?..UFC fight!?.. Nice try!
    I ain't got no fly'n shoes..




  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    I like men especially my husband. Is that a law?
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Claireack wrote:
    I like men especially my husband. Is that a law?


    only if you want us all to 'like' your husband too. ;)
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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    catefrances wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    I like men especially my husband. Is that a law?


    only if you want us all to 'like' your husband too. ;)

    :D Well you can do, he's rather nice. Well I like him :D
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  • loadedgun
    loadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,401
    Men do not talk to each other in the bathroom. Eye contact is forbidden. If eye contact does occur, the only acceptable acknowledgement is a head nod.
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,086
    loadedgun wrote:
    Men do not talk to each other in the bathroom. Eye contact is forbidden. If eye contact does occur, the only acceptable acknowledgement is a head nod.

    I'm going to Amend this law:

    Additionally, no man shall ever go to the bathroom simultaneously with their wingmen. A minimum of 120 seconds must pass before any wingmen enter the same bathroom.
  • 81
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    When using the stool, always leave an empty stall between you and the other guy

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  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    Never stop and ask directions...
    Or look at directions during assembly of something.

    Although I'm a girl and I'm guilty on both charges...
    ...mostly because I don't need to 8-)
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  • SCMike10
    SCMike10 Posts: 195
    As I am bound by Man Law- I am drinking sans straw...(damn you alcohol problem!!!!).
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    When you get into a drinking contest, win or lose,whoever still consious is responsible for getting the other guy home, no mater how much the cab ride cost, or how heavy your freinds is. ( 5'10 160 pound chinese man may not sound heavy, but when pasted out, Good Lord)
  • loadedgun
    loadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,401
    No man shall ever wax part of his body, regardless of the reasoning.
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  • Phantom Pain
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    You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
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