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Stone Gossard has supped from the font of immortal life.
actually, he just drank his own nipple juice - after drinking too many bud lights.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
why is stone gossard oh so quite?.
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Stone Gossard played "Monkey" in "Monkey Magic", but had to leave when him and "Pigsy" got into a fight over Tippytaka.He who forgets, will be destined to remember.
I wish I was the verb "to trust"
and never let you down.
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Stone Gossard dresses up as a conquistador and plants flags on his neighbor's lawns for flag day.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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rvp wrote:why is stone gossard oh so quite?
He's quiet because he put 100 malteasers in his mouth but can't get them back out.
And yes, he's quite a nice bloke. Despite what the other's say.0 -
Stone Gossard pulled his finger out today and finally put those CD's in the mail.0
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Stone tivo's negative campaign ads as they inspire him."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone writes his grocery list in giant yellow crayon. He then brings said crayon to the store to cross items off as he carts them."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Snake wrote:
Speaking of periods, did you know there is a time in history Called the Stone Age?
Contrary to popular belief, The Stone Age actually refers to what has also been called "The early 90's".
haahahaI desire peace where I live
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Before intercourse Stone always proclaims "Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger". He then proceeds to pull a butterfinger wrapped in a condom from under his pillow."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Wild Horses couldn't drag Stone away from the Hannah Montana tour."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone has destroyed four cars trying to get them on two wheels by hitting a curb real hard. Stone is a huge fan of the Dukes of Hazzard."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone would pay good money to wrestle an oompa loompa."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone Gossard loves bird watching but he blushes when he sees a blue tit.
When Eddie Vedder sings 'I gather speed, from you fucking with me...' Stone pulls THIS face: :eek:0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Before intercourse Stone always proclaims "Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger". He then proceeds to pull a butterfinger wrapped in a condom from under his pillow.
dayum son!IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
Stone Gossard still writes fan letters to Uncle Joe from the Petticoat Junction. He wants him to be his uncle...and take him to the zoo.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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MattCameronKicksButt wrote:He's quiet because he put 100 malteasers in his mouth but can't get them back out.
And yes, he's quite a nice bloke. Despite what the other's say.
haha!!
Stone will never shut up despite what the king of Spain says!!
ps. today was a hard day, but you all made it better just now!! thank you! Stone is happy for me even if he doesn´t know it................................................................................................. yet..
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stone gossard never stood in the first row in a pearl jam concert0
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nkobik wrote:stone gossard never stood in the first row in a pearl jam concert
Yay! *clap clap*
You're first Stone-ism. You're officially a member!IMO
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stone can out sprint a cheetah while playing do the evolution blindfolded and downing a budweizerAthens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick0
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