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  • ActionJackActionJack Posts: 137
    stone gossard invented hot pockets and mini pizza bagels... in the same day

    I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bullfights on acid...


  • Grandmas JamGrandmas Jam Posts: 1,860
    Stone Gossards guitar is made out of 2 nails, a block of cheese, and a ffeather from a pelican.
    Ryan Crooks insists upon himself
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will not use Axe for men.
  • EastiesEasties Posts: 479
    Stone Gossard drove his Chevy to the levee and the levee was not dry.
  • TheVan218TheVan218 Posts: 302
    Stone Gossard's eighteenth cousin seven times removed is the gentlemen the first George Bush threw up on.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can not see his reflection in a mirror.
  • InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    Stone Gossard has Sly Stone hidden in his basement.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard IS the other side of the pillow.
  • EastiesEasties Posts: 479
    Stone Gossard has a double sided poster on his Bedroom Wall with Demetrios on one side and Dimitris on the other. He flips sides every Sunday evening.
  • Princess KJPrincess KJ Posts: 442
    Stone Gossard is a Mac. He is also a PC.
    If I knew then, would I know now?

    * Perth Entertainment Centre - Mar 06, 1995
    * Melbourne Park - Mar 02, 1998
    * Brisbane QSAC- Nov 25, 2009
    * EV Solo- QPAC- March 10, 12 and 13 2011

  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard fell off his bicycle and gave the road "Stone rash".
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,602
    Stone invented the traffic light ..it's allways Green 8-)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    Stone Gossard wrote the line "be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!"
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is an avid yodeler.
  • electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,460
    Stone wrote the original "Puff The Magic Dragon" song based on his life story as Little Jackie Paper.
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard approves this message.
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard fought the law.... the law did not win.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard invented the remote control.. right after he invented the Television.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    The reason why PJ is playing so few shows these days is because Stone Gossard is planting the trees to help offset the tour CO2 emissions. All of the trees.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • Still In HidingStill In Hiding Posts: 370
    stone gossard didn't need to go all the way to mount doom to destroy the ring. he just crushed it out of existence
  • MM5169MM5169 Posts: 84
    Stone Gossard is a huge Howard Stern fan.
  • MM5169MM5169 Posts: 84
    stone gossard is the dude that spends an unhealthy amount of time on this board with the Hasselhoff icon
  • EastiesEasties Posts: 479
    Stone Gossard is the sole reason why people get 'stoned'. For decades now stoners continue to search for the feeling they got when they first got high. Stone feels like that every minute of every day.
  • doomponydoompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    stone was the first person to combine cheese and bacon.
  • ActionJackActionJack Posts: 137
    stone isnt afraid of ghosts, ghosts are afraid of stone.

    I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bullfights on acid...


  • Princess KJPrincess KJ Posts: 442
    It used to be "Stone, Paper, Scissors". But nothing beats Stone.
    If I knew then, would I know now?

    * Perth Entertainment Centre - Mar 06, 1995
    * Melbourne Park - Mar 02, 1998
    * Brisbane QSAC- Nov 25, 2009
    * EV Solo- QPAC- March 10, 12 and 13 2011

  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    every body says that Eddie looks like the Dude, but stone is THE DUDE 8-)
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is very close to everything...hence the term Stone's throw.
  • InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    Still In Hiding wrote:
    stone gossard didn't need to go all the way to mount doom to destroy the ring. he just crushed it out of existence

    WIN!!!! :clap:
  • Stypo420Stypo420 Posts: 519
    Stone walk backwards up Mount Kilimanjaro, and then descended walking on his hands the entire way.
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