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  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Can I go back in time so I can be in college again? And if so, how?
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    Q 1. Why DID the chicken cross the road?

    Q 2. How many Irishmen DOES it take to change a light bulb?

    Q 3. Knock Knock............


    :D
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Can I go back in time so I can be in college again? And if so, how?

    I don't know why you would. College isn't all it's cracked up to be, in my opinion. You pay $50,000 (at least I am, this is your "badass" state, why don't you explain why these big-name schools cost so much?) a year and you get to show a degree for it, that's about it. I see way too many kids around here who care more about partying than their actual studies. Now, I'm not saying I don't party, because I love to party, but in my opinion I shouldn't be paying THIS much money to party. I can do that for free back home in the great state of CT. Fo' free.

    I'm just sayin', I'm looking forward to breaking out, getting a job, starting a family, all that great stuff.
    Jo wrote:
    Q 1. Why DID the chicken cross the road?

    Q 2. How many Irishmen DOES it take to change a light bulb?

    Q 3. Knock Knock............


    :D

    1. There is great debate on this subject and I cannot provide a simple answer
    2. There are no light bulbs in Ireland, they still use candles
    3. Who's there?
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Hi FirstExit,

    I got the day off work tomorrow to recover from my concert tonight.
    How shall I spend the day off?
    Cleaning that dirty barbecue or just relaxing?
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i want to ask why you stole my idea for this thread and can you ask the mods why my thread, just like this one you have, was removed way back in 2006?

    http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 12#p503112

    ;);)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    why for women size counts? but most of them say lies that dont??
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    why do ppl with Richard as their first name elect to be called Dick?

    how did this ever become common practice?
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Hi FirstExit,

    I got the day off work tomorrow to recover from my concert tonight.
    How shall I spend the day off?
    Cleaning that dirty barbecue or just relaxing?

    Both. Clean, then relax ;) .
    dunkman wrote:
    i want to ask why you stole my idea for this thread and can you ask the mods why my thread, just like this one you have, was removed way back in 2006?

    http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 12#p503112

    ;);)

    I wasn't even here in 2006 :D
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    why for women size counts? but most of them say lies that dont??

    I have a small penis so I wonder this myself sometimes. But I'm guessing it's the same gene that allow men to say they like big boobs. Natural attraction broseph.
    smarchee wrote:
    why do ppl with Richard as their first name elect to be called Dick?

    how did this ever become common practice?

    Dick rhymes with Rick. Ask the people in England, that's where the name comes from, and they use "dick" alot more than we do (in the platonic connotation of course).
  • Jukee
    Jukee Posts: 4,500
    When will I get pregnant?
    When will my husband not be on strike anymore?
    If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Hey FirstExit, what's the oldest celebrity that you'd do?
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    Jukee wrote:
    When will I get pregnant?
    When will my husband not be on strike anymore?

    You need to provide more details.
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey FirstExit, what's the oldest celebrity that you'd do?

    This is a very good question.


    George Clooney.



    wait what?
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Hey FirstExit, if you were going to enter a competitive eating competition, what would you choose? Hot dogs? Baby shrimp? McDonalds double cheeseburgers? Hardboiled eggs?
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • oona left
    oona left Posts: 1,677
    Should I take my brother and nephew to see PJ at Noblesville (all expenses on me), even though my mom is out of work, and could really use the money I would otherwise be spending on 3 tickets, a hotel, and gas?

    Extra Credit Question:
    Am I a heel for even considering this?
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey FirstExit, if you were going to enter a competitive eating competition, what would you choose? Hot dogs? Baby shrimp? McDonalds double cheeseburgers? Hardboiled eggs?

    uhhhh good question. I'd do pretty well in a competitive eating competition. Former amateur lifter, drinking 2-3+ gallons of water per day, I have a pretty massive stomach. I think I'd do pretty well. As far as food, I'm not sure. I go to Chinese buffets and stuff all the time and easily pound 4-5 full plates then hit dessert.

    But if I had to pick a food, probably burgers, but not McDonalds. Other choices would be pizza and ice cream.

    oona left wrote:
    Should I take my brother and nephew to see PJ at Noblesville (all expenses on me), even though my mom is out of work, and could really use the money I would otherwise be spending on 3 tickets, a hotel, and gas?

    Extra Credit Question:
    Am I a heel for even considering this?

    You're not a heel for considering that. You should consider how much your mom REALLY needs the money. I'm assuming your mom would love to see you and your brother and nephew have a great time at the show, and she'd be willing to make the sacrifice. But I don't know how bad your mom really needs the money so I can't say.
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Hi FirstExit,

    Do you ever struggle to keep up with all the questions?
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,979
    Here is a good question.

    What are the only 2 days in a calender yr. where there isn't atleast a MLB, NHL, NFL, OR NBA game? Every other day besides those 2 days have a game from atleast one of thsoe leagues 8-)
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Hey FirstExit,

    If a train is 4.8miles long and traveling at a speed of 75mph, and you are waiting at the railroad crossing for the train to pass, approximately how many minutes will you be waiting from the time it enters the crossing until it has completely passed?????
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Hi FirstExit,

    Do you ever struggle to keep up with all the questions?

    No, I've got nothing else to do. I don't really do a lot of homework and if I'm not in class and I'm not at the gym I'm at a computer lol.
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Here is a good question.

    What are the only 2 days in a calender yr. where there isn't atleast a MLB, NHL, NFL, OR NBA game? Every other day besides those 2 days have a game from atleast one of thsoe leagues 8-)

    Well, MLB in the summer does not interfere with any other sports, and the only 2 days where there are no games (I believe) are the day before and the day after the All-Star game. Could be wrong though.
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Hey FirstExit,

    If a train is 4.8miles long and traveling at a speed of 75mph, and you are waiting at the railroad crossing for the train to pass, approximately how many minutes will you be waiting from the time it enters the crossing until it has completely passed?????

    3 minutes and 50.4 seconds.

    I'm an Engineering major bro.
  • jamburger
    jamburger Posts: 1,775
    FirstExit wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Hey FirstExit,

    If a train is 4.8miles long and traveling at a speed of 75mph, and you are waiting at the railroad crossing for the train to pass, approximately how many minutes will you be waiting from the time it enters the crossing until it has completely passed?????

    3 minutes and 50.4 seconds.

    I'm an Engineering major bro.

    Would you be insulted if you were asked to show your work?
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    jamburger wrote:
    FirstExit wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Hey FirstExit,

    If a train is 4.8miles long and traveling at a speed of 75mph, and you are waiting at the railroad crossing for the train to pass, approximately how many minutes will you be waiting from the time it enters the crossing until it has completely passed?????

    3 minutes and 50.4 seconds.

    I'm an Engineering major bro.

    Would you be insulted if you were asked to show your work?

    I was at work when I answered the question, and scribbled it down on a piece of scrap paper then threw it out.

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