Not sure where it came from, I just remebering hearing it at one point. I forget how it goes, but there is a whole series of little jokes that go with that one. I just forget them all.
1 - Why can't I remeber jokes when they are told to me?
You probably can't remember them because they're not funny
I like that answer, I thought it might have been the weed
2005 - London
2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1 2018 - Fenway 1&2 2022 - Hamilton, Toronto 2023 - Chicago 1&2 2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
Hey FirstExit, can Kenny Powers and his mullet still pitch their way back into the major leagues?
"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
FirstExit,
Who would you rather have sex with...Jack Nicholson, or Molly Ringwald? :twisted:
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"Sixteen Candles" Molly Ringwald, or now Molly Ringwald?
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Hey FirstExit, what state have you always wanted to visit but never been?
"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
Hey FirstExit, what state have you always wanted to visit but never been?
Hmmm.....I've only ever been to Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Washington, DC.
I kinda always wanted to take a road trip out west and hit a whole bunch of major stops along the way. Other than that, I don't have an extreme desire to travel to one specific state. I went to Spain in 2007, and my ultimate travel goal is to go back there.
Why....when there is plenty enough information in that putting chemicals in water is not good (I am writing this simply for those who haven't yet caught on!) and when PJ themselves endorse a green way of living do I go to both UK shows last year and practically gag on the stench of chemically based washing powders?
Why, if I were caught slowly poisoning to death a human being, is it that I would go to jail whereas if I poison the world I live in that isn't a criminal offense?
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I see you live in Connecticut. Have you been to the MTA North station in Waterbury and if so, is it a safe area, and is there parking?
It depends how long you intend on leaving your car there, but yes there is parking. I just don't know how safe it is. Waterbury at night is not a good place to be lol.
For a safer alternative, New Haven (Union Station) has a parking garage that charges $1 an hour I think
Why....when there is plenty enough information in that putting chemicals in water is not good (I am writing this simply for those who haven't yet caught on!) and when PJ themselves endorse a green way of living do I go to both UK shows last year and practically gag on the stench of chemically based washing powders?
Why, if I were caught slowly poisoning to death a human being, is it that I would go to jail whereas if I poison the world I live in that isn't a criminal offense?
Pearl Jam is not the person to contact about water treatment.
In the past (Ontario people will know what I'm talking about) there have been events where there were deaths related DIRECTLY to lack of water treatment. Things get done about it, but sometimes things don't. As far as the UK goes, I can't say much, but in the United States there is certainly alot being done, but it's just a matter of the water companies to stop being assholes and listen up.
Hey FirstExit, why was Caddyshack so awesome yet Caddyshack II was so shitty?
"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
I go for 2 weeks and you guys let this thread die?! What the hell man....
What was your last non-heterosexual though? :?
I'm sometimes one to compliment guys on their physique, usually when I'm in the gym. No homo. Just really into bodybuilding/powerlifting and know a respectable physique when I see one. Once again no homo.
I go for 2 weeks and you guys let this thread die?! What the hell man....
What was your last non-heterosexual though? :?
I'm sometimes one to compliment guys on their physique, usually when I'm in the gym. No homo. Just really into bodybuilding/powerlifting and know a respectable physique when I see one. Once again no homo.
Along the same line of questionable questioning...
Who would you rather be "intimate" for 10 minutes with?
Roseanne Barr or Brad Pitt
ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you.
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
Along the same line of questionable questioning...
Who would you rather be "intimate" for 10 minutes with?
Roseanne Barr or Brad Pitt
Can he be inebriated?
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Along the same line of questionable questioning...
Who would you rather be "intimate" for 10 minutes with?
Roseanne Barr or Brad Pitt
Can he be inebriated?
Yes he can, but only slightly. 2 beers of his choice.
Okay, not enough to totally blame it on the alcohol, but enough to steer clear of being totally sober.
You're a fan of accountability aren't you?
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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I like that answer, I thought it might have been the weed
2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
2018 - Fenway 1&2
2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
2023 - Chicago 1&2
2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
It took me seven years to get this far.
Will I get to 1000 posts?
As long as Pearl Jam is around, I'm sure you will!
I'm honored that you chose my thread for your 500th post.
"Straight A's"
Who would you rather have sex with...Jack Nicholson, or Molly Ringwald? :twisted:
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I will never lose the faith.
"Sixteen Candles" Molly Ringwald, or now Molly Ringwald?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Hmmm.....I've only ever been to Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Washington, DC.
I kinda always wanted to take a road trip out west and hit a whole bunch of major stops along the way. Other than that, I don't have an extreme desire to travel to one specific state. I went to Spain in 2007, and my ultimate travel goal is to go back there.
R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 2008
Why, if I were caught slowly poisoning to death a human being, is it that I would go to jail whereas if I poison the world I live in that isn't a criminal offense?
Latest story - Declan at Slipknot is up on the website now at www.giventolive.com along with Kayleigh at Foo Fighters, Tony at Stereophonics and more.
Inspired by Pearl Jam, making live music dreams come true.
It depends how long you intend on leaving your car there, but yes there is parking. I just don't know how safe it is. Waterbury at night is not a good place to be lol.
For a safer alternative, New Haven (Union Station) has a parking garage that charges $1 an hour I think
Pearl Jam is not the person to contact about water treatment.
In the past (Ontario people will know what I'm talking about) there have been events where there were deaths related DIRECTLY to lack of water treatment. Things get done about it, but sometimes things don't. As far as the UK goes, I can't say much, but in the United States there is certainly alot being done, but it's just a matter of the water companies to stop being assholes and listen up.
"You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
I agree. Some movies just shouldn't have sequels.
Vegetable because I'm heterosexual.
"You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
September 13th, 1998 at the Meadows in Hartford, CT.
What was your last non-heterosexual though? :?
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
I'm sometimes one to compliment guys on their physique, usually when I'm in the gym. No homo. Just really into bodybuilding/powerlifting and know a respectable physique when I see one. Once again no homo.
Along the same line of questionable questioning...
Who would you rather be "intimate" for 10 minutes with?
Roseanne Barr or Brad Pitt
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
Can he be inebriated?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Yes he can, but only slightly. 2 beers of his choice.
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
As not to get in trouble on here, I'd say look up 3rd Base in the Urban Dictionary.
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
Okay, not enough to totally blame it on the alcohol, but enough to steer clear of being totally sober.
You're a fan of accountability aren't you?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Its more about knowing the experience is not somehow easily forgotten, and that "choice" was involved.
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
Rosanne Barr I guess.
Brad Pitt if I'm shitfaced though
lolwut?