ITT: Ask FirstExit Anything

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  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    Hey FirstExit, will I ever win the 10c ticket lottery?

    Yes. You will win the lottery this May, but I do not yet know at which show.


    Results may vary.
  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    What is the latest answers to sleep paralisis, the Old Nag and an Incubus?
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    Jo wrote:
    What is the latest answers to sleep paralisis, the Old Nag and an Incubus?

    I don't know. I'm pretty sure it depends on have regular sleep pattern, as well as the amount of stress in your life. You could talk about lucid dreams and such, but I've never had one, so I don't know personally.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    after sex i can desapear with call again..can i call my self magician?
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    after sex i can desapear with call again..can i call my self magician?

    Dimitris, I think you have something else to be concerned about.

    If you can manage 3948 posts (current count as of 3/25/2010 at 1:42:58 EST) by April 30th at 10:59am EST, you will successfully achieve 20,000 posts over the course of 2 years.

    I wish you luck with achieving this goal that I have just set for you.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    FirstExit wrote:
    after sex i can desapear with call again..can i call my self magician?

    Dimitris, I think you have something else to be concerned about.

    If you can manage 3948 posts (current count as of 3/25/2010 at 1:42:58 EST) by April 30th at 10:59am EST, you will successfully achieve 20,000 posts over the course of 2 years.

    I wish you luck with achieving this goal that I have just set for you.
    im here from 2006,second u blow my mind with numbers and third u didnt answer my question :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    FirstExit wrote:
    after sex i can desapear with call again..can i call my self magician?

    Dimitris, I think you have something else to be concerned about.

    If you can manage 3948 posts (current count as of 3/25/2010 at 1:42:58 EST) by April 30th at 10:59am EST, you will successfully achieve 20,000 posts over the course of 2 years.

    I wish you luck with achieving this goal that I have just set for you.
    im here from 2006,second u blow my mind with numbers and third u didnt answer my question :mrgreen:


    I know, but didn't everyone's post count get reset on the new board? I'm just sayin. 20,000 posts in 2 years will be quite the accomplishment.


    And yes, you are a magician. But you have to call yourself a Sex Magician.

    This is your new title and you are no longer Dimitris.
  • vedderelfvedderelf Posts: 100
    is it herpes?
  • Firstexit...you're no Negrodamus but you do ok :D

    "Why do white people love wayne brady so much?"
    Because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/ind ... oId=219427

    Damn I miss Dave
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    vedderelf wrote:
    is it herpes?

    Pics.
    Firstexit...you're no Negrodamus but you do ok :D

    "Why do white people love wayne brady so much?"
    Because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/ind ... oId=219427

    Damn I miss Dave

    Dave was the man. 2nd best show of all time on Comedy Central, 1st being South Park
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    Strong bump.
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    I'm still having fun with this First Exit. Hope you are too. Okay, back to the questions...

    Hey FirstExit, what are your thoughts on pirated music on the internet?

    Hey FirstExit, David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?

    Hey FirstExit, will I ever get back "the one that got away"?
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Do people without arms need deodorant ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    I'm still having fun with this First Exit. Hope you are too. Okay, back to the questions...

    Hey FirstExit, what are your thoughts on pirated music on the internet?

    Hey FirstExit, David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?

    Hey FirstExit, will I ever get back "the one that got away"?

    I feel music piracy is wrong. I get most of my music from bootlegs anyway, and when a new album comes out, I buy it.

    David Lee Roth times a million.

    Ask yourself, do you really want the one that got away back?
    Do people without arms need deodorant ?

    They'd have no way of applying it.
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    My friends dog is stopping for the weekend. It has the most awful breath, it's been to the dentist, hasn't eaten anything dodgy, so why does it stink so much?

    Also why are rats balls so big in comparison to the size of their body? (have I asked that before?)
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    I love this thread lol
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • WHat am I going to do tonight?
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    If you go into the bathroom an American and come out a Russian, what are you in between?
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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Posts: 22,696
    Can midgets get pain under the table? :lol:
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Where's my answer? I've been waiting 18 hours :eh:
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    Claireack wrote:
    My friends dog is stopping for the weekend. It has the most awful breath, it's been to the dentist, hasn't eaten anything dodgy, so why does it stink so much?

    Also why are rats balls so big in comparison to the size of their body? (have I asked that before?)

    Your friends can go to a pet shop and find a bunch of options for curing canine halitosis.

    Rats are just packin it I guess.
    WHat am I going to do tonight?

    Wish I could have answered it sooner, sorry lol.
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If you go into the bathroom an American and come out a Russian, what are you in between?

    European, then something crazy happened in the bathroom, so you were Russian to get to the hospital.
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Can midgets get pain under the table? :lol:

    Get "pain"? I don't get it.
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    Claireack wrote:
    Where's my answer? I've been waiting 18 hours :eh:


    Sorry, I've been away from my comptuer for a wile.
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Oh gosh - I feel like a nag now, apologies :oops:
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Posts: 22,696
    FirstExit wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    My friends dog is stopping for the weekend. It has the most awful breath, it's been to the dentist, hasn't eaten anything dodgy, so why does it stink so much?

    Also why are rats balls so big in comparison to the size of their body? (have I asked that before?)

    Your friends can go to a pet shop and find a bunch of options for curing canine halitosis.

    Rats are just packin it I guess.
    WHat am I going to do tonight?

    Wish I could have answered it sooner, sorry lol.
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If you go into the bathroom an American and come out a Russian, what are you in between?

    European, then something crazy happened in the bathroom, so you were Russian to get to the hospital.
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Can midgets get pain under the table? :lol:

    Get "pain"? I don't get it.
    I meant paid :oops:
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Hey FirstExit, cooler musical instrument, banjo or accordion?
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    BLACK35 wrote:
    I meant paid :oops:

    lol, can I ask you where this joke originated from? I read it a couple other places and I have no idea what it's about.
    Hey FirstExit, cooler musical instrument, banjo or accordion?

    ACCORDION!!!!!!! I'm dying to learn how to play. I've been playing guitar for 10 years now (sine I was 9, srsly), I dabble with/am teaching myself piano, and I can play bass pretty well. But ever since I started listening to Bruce Springsteen, I've been DYINGGGG to learn the accordion. It's such a beautiful instrument IMO. IDK if you're a Bruce fan, but give "4th of July, Asbury Park", especially a live version, a listen on YouTube or something. You won't regret it.
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Posts: 22,696
    FirstExit wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:
    I meant paid :oops:

    lol, can I ask you where this joke originated from? I read it a couple other places and I have no idea what it's about.
    Hey FirstExit, cooler musical instrument, banjo or accordion?

    ACCORDION!!!!!!! I'm dying to learn how to play. I've been playing guitar for 10 years now (sine I was 9, srsly), I dabble with/am teaching myself piano, and I can play bass pretty well. But ever since I started listening to Bruce Springsteen, I've been DYINGGGG to learn the accordion. It's such a beautiful instrument IMO. IDK if you're a Bruce fan, but give "4th of July, Asbury Park", especially a live version, a listen on YouTube or something. You won't regret it.

    Not sure where it came from, I just remebering hearing it at one point. I forget how it goes, but there is a whole series of little jokes that go with that one. I just forget them all.

    1 - Why can't I remeber jokes when they are told to me?
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    BLACK35 wrote:

    Not sure where it came from, I just remebering hearing it at one point. I forget how it goes, but there is a whole series of little jokes that go with that one. I just forget them all.

    1 - Why can't I remeber jokes when they are told to me?

    You probably can't remember them because they're not funny ;)
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    When is the follow-up to Backspacer come out? I want an exact date so I can add it to my countdown clock.
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    When is the follow-up to Backspacer come out? I want an exact date so I can add it to my countdown clock.

    That question is beyond my realm of knowledge, but if I had to guess, bout 3.50
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