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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    What's the difference between a frog?


    One leg is both the same.
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  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    CJMST3K wrote:
    What's the difference between a frog?


    One leg is both the same.
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  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    What's the average wing speed velocity of a swallow?
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    FirstExit wrote:
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    Where's Waldo?

    Waiting for Boston 2 to be announced.
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it... are most Americans criminally
    retarded (for want of a better word, of course)?

    Criminally retarded is two words. I really don't know what you mean by it either.


    Well, you aren't much of an answer guru, are you? The parenthetical aside follows the word "retarded" which is really the only word in the sentence folks might object to. I shouldn't have to explain things to the all knowing...
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    FirstExit wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    What's the difference between a frog?


    One leg is both the same.
    k2xpgx.gif
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,920
    FrankieG wrote:
    What's the average wing speed velocity of a swallow?
    An African swallow or a European swallow?
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  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    FrankieG wrote:
    What's the average wing speed velocity of a swallow?

    U mad cuzz?

    http://www.armory.com/swallow.html
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Well, you aren't much of an answer guru, are you? The parenthetical aside follows the word "retarded" which is really the only word in the sentence folks might object to. I shouldn't have to explain things to the all knowing...

    Yes, I am an answer guru.

    Everything after that is not a question.
  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    African. But the real question is are we talking with or without a coconut?
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    FirstExit wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Well, you aren't much of an answer guru, are you? The parenthetical aside follows the word "retarded" which is really the only word in the sentence folks might object to. I shouldn't have to explain things to the all knowing...

    Yes, I am an answer guru.

    Everything after that is not a question.

    You already left me hanging on a question. Like I'd trust you with another one. :lol:
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  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    eyedclaar wrote:
    FirstExit wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Well, you aren't much of an answer guru, are you? The parenthetical aside follows the word "retarded" which is really the only word in the sentence folks might object to. I shouldn't have to explain things to the all knowing...

    Yes, I am an answer guru.

    Everything after that is not a question.

    You already left me hanging on a question. Like I'd trust you with another one. :lol:

    I didn't leave you hanging, I asked you to elaborate on what you meant by "criminally retarded".
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    FirstExit wrote:
    Ask me anything. All questions will be answered regardless of content. GO!


    Name a question you cannot answer.
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    FirstExit wrote:
    I didn't leave you hanging, I asked you to elaborate on what you meant by "criminally retarded".

    Well, when I hear those words, my brain produces an image of George Bush. Does that help any?
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    CJMST3K wrote:
    FirstExit wrote:
    Ask me anything. All questions will be answered regardless of content. GO!


    Name a question you cannot answer.

    For the Simpsons' fan:

    Can God make a burrito so big that even he cannot eat it? Bear in mind, God can do anything...
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  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    eyedclaar wrote:
    FirstExit wrote:
    I didn't leave you hanging, I asked you to elaborate on what you meant by "criminally retarded".

    Well, when I hear those words, my brain produces an image of George Bush. Does that help any?

    Yeah, I would just call that psycho. And to answer your original question - no, I do not think "most" Americans are like that. George Bush was a special case. I really, really, really special.......case.
  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    CJMST3K wrote:

    Name a question you cannot answer.

    I can't answer any questions regarding the personal lives of others on this forum (with the exceptions being DirtyFrank38 and Drop The Leash 10, who are both incredibly gay for each other), I can only make rationalizations, generalizations, predictions, and assumptions.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    FirstExit wrote:
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    when will pearl jam play toad's place? 8-)

    The Rolling Stones played an unannounced gig there when they began the Bridges to Babylon tour. My mom was there, but I couldn't go because it was 18+ and I was like 9 :x :x :x :x :x. That being said, I wouldn't totally 100% rule it out.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Why did Dave A rock so awesomely with PJ? 8-)

    The man was skilled ass mawfuckin drummer.

    regarding the stones' gig at toad's...it was 1989 Steel Wheels Tour...and the question on the table is "Who was with Ron Wood in the back alley?"
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  • loadedgun
    loadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,398
    If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter-side-down, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast to a cat's back?
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  • FirstExit
    FirstExit Los Angeles Posts: 973
    loadedgun wrote:
    If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter-side-down, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast to a cat's back?

    The Cat would die.
  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    Q 1. In Buddhism they say that nothing is still something. So what do they mean in Zen Buddhism when they say," act as though you have been given NOTHING at all?"

    Q 2. Just because Jane Roberts is dead, how come we don't hear anything from Seth any more?

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