The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    They're making a mockery of my words, man. This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery. You understand that, Mike?

    No,

    Well, you will.


    Do you think this is a little bit cathartic for you?

    Uh, very cathartic, Mark.

    Do you know what cathartic means?

    No.


    No one has ever, ever paid admission to see an excuse.
  • Jack Woltz: you listen to me, you smooth-talking son-of-a-bitch, let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is! Johnny Fontane will never get that movie! I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!

    Tom Hagen: I'm German-Irish.

    Jack Woltz: Well, let me tell you something, my kraut-mick friend, I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won t know what hit you
    Had my eyes peeled both wide open, and I got a glimpse
    Of my innocence... got back my inner sense...
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    Les Grossman:

    First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • Its K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-ill me.......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Its K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-ill me.......

    AWESOME- A Fish Call Wanda is classic.
  • "Why do you have Randy jackson's autograph on a martial arts weapon?"

    "Because I bumped into him, and all I had on me was this samurai sword. And you're not NOT gonna get randy jackson's autrograph, right?"

    "I would have done the exact same thing......Now, do you want to see something really cool?"

    "Of course"

    "turn off the lights..........................industrial strength night vision goggles"

    "Holy Santa Claus sh!t. Can you imagine if wwe had these when we were 12?"

    "Even better, we got 'em when we're 40."
    Uniondale - Apr 30, 2003 Camden - Jul 06, 2003 Holmdel - Jul 14, 2003 Boston - Sep 28, 2004 Montreal - Sep 15, 2005 Philly - Oct 03, 2005 East Rutherford Jun 03, 2006 MSG - Jun 24-25 2008 Philly Oct 27-31, 2009 Newark - May 18, 2010 MSG - May 20-21, 2010
    Alpine Valley - Sept 3-4, 2011 Philly - Sept 2, 2012 Brooklyn - Oct 18-19, 2013 Philly - Oct 21-22, 2013 LA - Nov 23-24, 2013 New York -Sept 26, 2015 Fort Lauderdale - Apr 8, 2016 Miami - Apr 9, 2016 Philly - Apr 28-29, 2016 MSG - May 1-2, 2016 Fenway - Aug 5-7, 2016
    Brooklyn - Apr 7, 2017 Fenway - Sept 3-4, 2018 


  • Davidtrios wrote:
    Its K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-ill me.......

    AWESOME- A Fish Call Wanda is classic.
    BLIMEY FISH!!!!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    jimed14 wrote:
    Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

    Leon: ooooooooooooh.

    Psycho: You just made the list, buddy ....... and I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff ..... I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

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    Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

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    Great scene.
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,534
    I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
  • youngster
    youngster Boston Posts: 6,576
    "She's wearing my grandma's holocaust ring!"

    "I didn't know they gave out rings during the holocaust."


    ...........................................................................................


    "WE'RE STRAKING!!!!!!!!


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    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

    9/29/04 Boston, 6/28/08 Mansfield, 8/23/09 Chicago, 5/15/10 Hartford
    5/17/10 Boston, 10/15/13 Worcester, 10/16/13 Worcester, 10/25/13 Hartford
    8/5/16 Fenway, 8/7/16 Fenway
    EV Solo: 6/16/11 Boston, 6/18/11 Hartford,
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    From one of my favorite movies... THE PROFESSIONAL

    Léon: And stop saying "okay" all the time. Okay?
    Mathilda: Okay.
    Léon: Good.

    ...............................................
    Fatman: Somebody's coming up. Somebody serious.
    ..................................................

    Mathilda: Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
    Léon: Always like this.


    Stansfield: I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?
    Malky: I couldn't really say.

    Mathilda: Leon, what exactly do you do for a living?
    Léon: [Leon] Cleaner.
    Mathilda: You mean you're a hit man?
    Léon: [reluctantly] Yeah.
    Mathilda: Cool.

    Mathilda: Do you "clean" anyone?
    Léon: No women, no kids, that's the rules.
    Mathilda: How much would it cost to hire someone to get those dirtbags who killed my brother?
    Léon: Five grand a head.
    Mathilda: Wow. How about this: I work for you; in exchange, you teach me how to clean. Hmmm? What do you think? I'll clean your place, I'll do the shopping, I'll even wash your clothes. Is it a deal?

    Mathilda: I've decided what to do with my life. I wanna be a cleaner.
    Léon: You wanna be a cleaner?
    [passes her a gun and bullets]
    Léon: Here, take it. It's a goodbye gift. Go clean. But not with me. I work alone, understand? Alone.
    Mathilda: Bonnie and Clyde didn't work alone. Thelma and Louise didn't work alone. And they were the best.


    Léon: The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.


    Mathilda: You killed my brother.
    Stansfield: I'm sorry. And you want to join him?
    Mathilda: No.
    Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
    Mathilda: Yes.
    Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.

    Norman Stansfield: Bring me everyone.
    Benny: What do you mean "everyone"?
    Norman Stansfield: EVERYONE.


    [to receptionist after being asked about her father (Leon)]
    Mathilda: He's not my father. He's my lover.


    Orphanage Headmistress: Now tell me what happened to you.
    Mathilda: OK. My family they got shot down by D.E.A. officers because of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on earth. He was a hitman, the best in town, but he died this morning. And if you don't help me, I'll be dead by tonight.


    Mathilda: Leon, I think I'm kinda falling in love with you.
    [Leon chokes on his milk]
    Mathilda: It's the first time for me, you know?
    Léon: [wiping himself off] How do you know it's love if you've never been in love before?
    Mathilda: 'Cause I feel it.
    Léon: Where?
    Mathilda: [stoking her stomach] In my stomach. It's all warm. I always had a knot there and now... it's gone.
    Léon: Mathilda, I'm glad you don't have a stomach ache any more. I don't think it means anything.

    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,649
    Koufax kicks. He delivers.

    It's up the middle, it's a base hit.

    Richardson's rounding first!
    He's going for second!

    The ball's in to deep right center!

    Davidson, over in the corner,
    cuts the ball off!

    Here comes the throw.
    Richardson's around the dirt!

    He slides, he's in there.
    He's safe! It's a double!

    He's in there, Martini!
    Look at Richardson, he's on second base.

    Koufax is in big fucking trouble!
    Big trouble, baby!

    All right, here's Tresh.
    He's the next batter!

    Tresh looks in. Koufax...

    Koufax gets the sign from Roseboro!
    He kicks once, he pumps...

    It's a strike! Koufax's curve ball is
    snapping off like a fucking firecracker.

    Here he comes with the next pitch.

    Tresh swings!
    It's a long fly ball to deep left center!

    It's going! It's gone!

    Somebody give me a fucking wiener
    before I die.
    Nice shirt.
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    The Professional is one of the greatest, underrated movies of all-time. This is the best of the quotes you posted:

    Mathilda: You killed my brother.
    Stansfield: I'm sorry. And you want to join him?
    Mathilda: No.
    Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
    Mathilda: Yes.
    Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Merry Christmas!
    Shitter was full!

    Merry+Christmas,+shitter+was+full.jpg
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    There is no crying in baseball!!
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • Scent of a Woman:
    Trask: Mr. Sims, you are a cover-up artist and you are a liar.
    Frank Slade: But not a snitch!
    Trask: Excuse me?
    Frank Slade: No, I don't think I will.
    Trask: Mr. Slade!
    Frank Slade:This is such a crock of shit!
    Trask: Please watch your language, Mr. Slade. You are in the Baird School not the barracks. Now Mr. Sims I will give you one final opportunity to speak up.
    Frank Slade: Mr. Sims doesn't want it. He doesn't need to be labeled, "...still worthy of being a 'Baird Man.'" What the hell is that? What is your motto here? Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide. Anything short of that we're gonna burn you at the stake? Well, gentlemen. When the shit hits the fan, some guys run and some guys stay. Here's Charlie--facing the fire, and there's George--hiding in big Daddy's pocket. And what are you doing? You're gonna reward George, and destroy Charlie.
    Trask: Are you finished, Mr. Slade?
    Frank Slade: No. I'm just gettin' warmed up. I don't know who went to this place--William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell--whoever. Their spirit is dead; if they ever had one, it's gone. You're building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea-going snitches. And if you think your preparing these "minnows" for manhood, you better think again. Because I say you are killing the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills! What a sham! What kind of show are you guys puttin' on here today? I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me. And I'm here to tell you, this boy's soul is intact. It is non-negotiable. You know how I know? Because someone here--I'm not gonna say who--offered to buy it. Only Charlie here wasn't selling.
    Mr.Trask: Sir, you are out of order!
    Frank Slade: Out of order, I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old, I'm too tired, and I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place. Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talking to!? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen, boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there is nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say "you are executing his soul!" And why? Because he's not a Baird man. Baird men, you hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, fuck you too!
    Mr. Trask: Stand down Mr. Slade!
    Frank Slade: I'm not finished! As I came in here, I heard those words...cradle of leadership. Well, when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. And it has fallen here, it has fallen! Makers of men, creators of leaders, be careful what kind of leaders you're producing here. I don't know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong; I'm no judge or jury. But I can tell you this; he won't sell anybody out to buy his future! And that, my friends, is called integrity. That's called courage. Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of. (pause) Now I have come to the crossroads in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without exception, I knew. But I never took it. You know why? It was too damn hard. Now here's Charlie; he's come to the crossroads. He has chosen a path. It's the right path. It's a path made of principle, that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey. You hold this boy's future in your hands, committee! It's a valuable future. Believe me! Don't destroy it...protect it...embrace it. It's gonna make you proud one day...I promise you.


    The Shawshank Redemption:
    "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'....that's goddamn right"
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    Davidtrios wrote:
    The Professional is one of the greatest, underrated movies of all-time. This is the best of the quotes you posted:

    Mathilda: You killed my brother.
    Stansfield: I'm sorry. And you want to join him?
    Mathilda: No.
    Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
    Mathilda: Yes.
    Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.

    Absolutely and it's TRUE when you're a killer. I love hitmen movies I saw that film 7 times in the movie theatre, the only movie I've done so.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    jimed14 wrote:
    Merry Christmas!
    Shitter was full!

    Merry+Christmas,+shitter+was+full.jpg

    There are rumors of another Vacation movie...I hope it comes to fruition. Chevy Chase is back, baby!
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Sorry folks, park's closed.

    The moose out front should have told ya.


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    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • "Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face"
    Uniondale - Apr 30, 2003 Camden - Jul 06, 2003 Holmdel - Jul 14, 2003 Boston - Sep 28, 2004 Montreal - Sep 15, 2005 Philly - Oct 03, 2005 East Rutherford Jun 03, 2006 MSG - Jun 24-25 2008 Philly Oct 27-31, 2009 Newark - May 18, 2010 MSG - May 20-21, 2010
    Alpine Valley - Sept 3-4, 2011 Philly - Sept 2, 2012 Brooklyn - Oct 18-19, 2013 Philly - Oct 21-22, 2013 LA - Nov 23-24, 2013 New York -Sept 26, 2015 Fort Lauderdale - Apr 8, 2016 Miami - Apr 9, 2016 Philly - Apr 28-29, 2016 MSG - May 1-2, 2016 Fenway - Aug 5-7, 2016
    Brooklyn - Apr 7, 2017 Fenway - Sept 3-4, 2018