The Great Movie Quotes Thread

davidtrios
davidtrios Posts: 9,732
edited November 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
I'm suprised there isn't one dedicated to this awesome topic. So, I will begin:

Daniel: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Daniel: Ever catch one?
Miyagi: Not yet.
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  • "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,475
    From Back to School:

    Professor Terguson: You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China?
    Professor Terguson: [rips a desk apart] Then take the fucking wall apart
    [shouts]
    Professor Terguson: brick by brick and nuke them back into the fucking stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!
    Thornton Melon: [incensed] All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there
    [shouts]
    Thornton Melon: and blow out those Commie bastards!
    Professor Terguson: Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
    Thornton Melon: [chuckling to his classmates] Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    that's my boat.....from forrest gump
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    Hudsucker Proxy

    "Norville Barnes, you don't know a thing about that woman. You don't know who she really is. Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about. "
  • are u talking to me???
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

    is it just me or did burger king steal that in the double cheeseburger commercial? those dirty rats.
  • "Big gulps huh?.....Well, catch you later"
  • This negativity just makes me stronger, we will not retreat, this band is unstoppable!

    Make your life a mission - not an intermission. - Arnold Gasglow
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    We're gonna need a bigger boat ...

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    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Ruthless People - Danny DeVito answering the phone "Linda can't talk right now, she's got my dick in her mouth", hangs up, then says "I love wrong numbers".
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • marcos
    marcos Posts: 2,112
    How'd you like some ice cream Doc? - From the Shining, though maybe not a quote as it was not actually said. It was shined, a good movie to watch if you're in the Northeast right now.
  • "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,747
    edited February 2010
    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


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    Post edited by dimitrispearljam on
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    jimed14 wrote:
    We're gonna need a bigger boat ...

    Jaws-thumb-475x203.jpg


    God damn it! You beat me to it. That is the first thing I think of when people talk movie quotes.
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    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    Pulp Fiction

    Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    Master and Commander:

    Aubrey: Well, Stephen . . . the bird's flightless?
    Maturin: Yes.
    Aubrey: Its not going anywhere.
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ... ... ... ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    Cool Hand Luke:

    What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • It's a "grunge thing".

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    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”