Stone Gossard...

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  • einatshaul
    einatshaul Posts: 2,219
    Barak around the clock














    Need I say more?...
    I desire peace where I live
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone can break diamonds simply by dancing in front of them
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    stone has went to the centre of the earth and back in just his orange Speedos.. the magma is currently still in therapy
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    stone gossard flies without a cape
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    As a small child, Stone Gossard walked on water in his own bathtub.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    On the 8th day, God created Stone Gossard.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    If you look closely at Stone Gossard's baby pictures, his fingers were already in the position of the first chord played on Alive.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    (i see i'm the only one playing today...that's ok...)

    stone gossard has been driving bobsleds in lake placid ny instead of touring the south. been doing it for years now!
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone was never "it" when playing tag.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone was never "it" when playing tag.
    well that makes me sad...since I was always "it" we would have made a great team...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    well that makes me sad...since I was always "it" we would have made a great team...
    AWWW!

    Stone is quite the team player. Whenever he would play red rover, red rover he would always be as gentle as possible when breaking through the interlocking arms of the smallest children. Of course he did have a slight advantage seeing how he was 27 at the time
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Even Stone wasn't able to buy tickets to the EV shows through the 10C!! :eek:
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard still wears bonnie bell sticker-earrings when he plays dress up tea time. "why YES, Miss Kitty! I would love two lumps of sugar"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard collects matchbooks from triple X nudie bars...when he has a shoebox full - he will give them to his Mom for Mother's day...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone sucks the cream out of a Hostess cupcake through a straw and then uses the creamless cake as a weapon which he refers to as a "Little Chocolate Snowball". Don't even ask what he refers to as his "Little Vanilla Snowball"!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whenever Stone eats out he will order for the whole table and after each item he will wink at the waitress and say "Tell the chef to make it up real nice for them". This always seems to confuse the staff at Denny's.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone refuses to open up any adobe acrobat files due to the freak circus accident with the Amazing Wilenda's he endured back in '79.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Once a year Stone is the celebrity judge at the "Waterworld Purify Your Own Urine" contest.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The only way that Stone will talk to his in-laws over the phone is if he is wasted and is allowed to conference in Erik Estrada at will.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    (nice mook!)



    Stone Gossard invented night vision. This is so he could check out FP in the dark.
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