Stone Gossard...
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Barak around the clock
Need I say more?...I desire peace where I live
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Stone can break diamonds simply by dancing in front of themoh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.0
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stone has went to the centre of the earth and back in just his orange Speedos.. the magma is currently still in therapyoh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.0
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stone gossard flies without a capeAthens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick0 -
As a small child, Stone Gossard walked on water in his own bathtub.I love to turn you on0
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On the 8th day, God created Stone Gossard.I love to turn you on0
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If you look closely at Stone Gossard's baby pictures, his fingers were already in the position of the first chord played on Alive.I love to turn you on0
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(i see i'm the only one playing today...that's ok...)
stone gossard has been driving bobsleds in lake placid ny instead of touring the south. been doing it for years now!I love to turn you on0 -
Stone was never "it" when playing tag."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Stone was never "it" when playing tag.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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failedpersephone wrote:well that makes me sad...since I was always "it" we would have made a great team...
Stone is quite the team player. Whenever he would play red rover, red rover he would always be as gentle as possible when breaking through the interlocking arms of the smallest children. Of course he did have a slight advantage seeing how he was 27 at the time"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Even Stone wasn't able to buy tickets to the EV shows through the 10C!! :eek:"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone Gossard still wears bonnie bell sticker-earrings when he plays dress up tea time. "why YES, Miss Kitty! I would love two lumps of sugar"IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Stone Gossard collects matchbooks from triple X nudie bars...when he has a shoebox full - he will give them to his Mom for Mother's day...IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Stone sucks the cream out of a Hostess cupcake through a straw and then uses the creamless cake as a weapon which he refers to as a "Little Chocolate Snowball". Don't even ask what he refers to as his "Little Vanilla Snowball"!!!"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Whenever Stone eats out he will order for the whole table and after each item he will wink at the waitress and say "Tell the chef to make it up real nice for them". This always seems to confuse the staff at Denny's."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone refuses to open up any adobe acrobat files due to the freak circus accident with the Amazing Wilenda's he endured back in '79."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Once a year Stone is the celebrity judge at the "Waterworld Purify Your Own Urine" contest."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
The only way that Stone will talk to his in-laws over the phone is if he is wasted and is allowed to conference in Erik Estrada at will."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
(nice mook!)
Stone Gossard invented night vision. This is so he could check out FP in the dark.I love to turn you on0
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